From Alisha:
I am writing about a recent FSM sighting in my very own home. We were eating breakfast when it became apparent that we truly had been touched by his noodlyness. Please see attached evidence.
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don’t eat it!
It’s beautiful! You are truly blessed!
ooooooooooooooooooh, you have been touched by his noodly apendage. I hope you didn’t eat it.
Praise the noodly master!
Oh how lucky you are to be blessed by his noodly touch.
RAmen!!
OMFSM IT’S HIM!!!!!
Don’t listen to them! Eat it whole, absorb his noodley goodness. This could become a new form of sacrament for us, just be sure to use his favorite syrup.. but what is it, blueberry, maple, strawberry, cherry, birch, corn, chocolate, the possibilities are limitless!
I’m sorry, the calculator image is just more convinsing.
but hey, second place is good too
Don’t eat it?! This isn’t the virgin Mary we’re talking about here. I say, eat it. Talk about the ultimate transubstantiation! He has shown Himself to you. Become one. It’s what He would want.
FSM Bless.
and they say he doesn’t exist…
if it’s on a toast, it must be the true god!
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truly a miracle!
My faith is strengthened every day with the miracles showcased here.
Thank you Bobby, our Prophet.
And thank you FSM.
Glory Be to the Noodly One.
List it on eBay and put it in the freezer. If people don’t realize its real worth you can always heat it in a toaster oven and eat it!
I wonder how much you could get for it on eBay…?
You have been truly blessed
Absolute proof! Any xian can make the virgin mary appear on a piece of toast, but FSM on pancakes is a true miracle!! RAmen
One asks oneself how some people can NOT believe…
Listen, that’s no big deal… I confess that, as a pancake lover, I had some feelings of envy because of this sighting. So many pancakes devoured, and nothing ?! But last night I had a vision: His Noodliness in person was playing with my hair and assuring me that he was actually very present in every pancake that I ate in my life. I can’t offer you proof of this vision, though, but I plan to purchase a encephalograph to keep next to my bed, for such joyous occasions. But when I woke up my hair was curled in a very specific and suggestive way… Sorry I didn’t take a picture before I washed (damn!). MAN, I BADLY NEED A SIGHTING OF MY OWN or I won’t make it through another j.c. posting!
Screw the euchurist. It’s hard, bland, and makes your mouth dry. I should, know, I used to be Catholic.
Pancakes, however, are warm, fluffy, and delicious.
Just more evidence that the FSM is real, and that He watches over us and touches us all with his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
Oh,,,,I’m so excited!!!!!!!! As it is, we religiously have two large meatballs in our pasta and add two black olives on top for FSM eyes. After a nice glass or two of wine, it really looks like our FSM is trying to reach out to us,,,,,but i digress,,,,(sp?). I usually make Mickey Mouse shaped pancakes for my children, but now I will make FSM pancakes! I have visions of whipped cream meatballs and cherry eyes, swimming in a nice old fahioned maple syrup. Mmmmmmmmm. Our FSM is good! After our Noodle night tonight, my children will wake up in the morning and feel all warm and blessed by His beautiful image. This has made my weekend so special- thank you for sending this awe inspiring news!
Hope everyone is having a lovely Pasta Friday.
-RAmen
Ebay the pancake, get $10,000
Guy said it best in his reply; “If it’s on toast, it must be true”. This all proves that we are one gastro-centric religion. Yet, I’m having disturbing visions of… well… MEATBALL PANCAKES?
Hope this doesn’t make me apostate or anathema.
Salaam and salami.
oh my goodness.
[quote]Hope this doesn’t make me apostate or anathema.[/quote]
I believe the term is antipastate.
The noodle has touch you, and you are blessed.
Ummm…that certainly is a very poorly formed pancake for FSM to appear on. It’s all like squarey and assymetrical
Hey Alisha, this is absolutely hysterical. Could you please check out http://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaronoteras_Volatile ? It’s an article I wrote in Latin for his holiness, the FSM, and I’d be interested if I could use your picture in that article Thanks!
OMGZ!!L0L U HAV BEEN TUCHED B! H!5 N00DLI3 @PP3ND4G3!11LULZ
Holy flapjacks Batman! It’s a Beautific Breakfast!
I showed this photo to George Bush and he said that it was a sign to invade Iran.
This is the proof that I have been looking for. The FSM does exist! You are so blessed. Now I will have to eat lots and lots of pancakes so I can also be blessed. By the way have you been looking at your grilled cheese sandwiches for more signs?
That is such a fake. Sure the FSM visited you during breakfast. He is way to almighty, powerful and busy to be doing such a thing. This type of hoax will only make people think that the FSM doesn’t even exist….
:-P
Jtown is correct. If catholocism was invented today, instead of bread and wine it would be pancakes and syrup. Now THERE’S a reason to get up on Sunday morning.
As to the magical, mystical pancake with the image of Our Creator, I suggest selling it on ebay just like the grilled cheese with with the holy chick on it. Hopefully there are enough weak minded individuals out there to make you a couple of bucks.
I don’t see it, Stumble has failed me….
That is just spiffy!
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A few days ago, I ordered His word from Amazon and I got it yesterday - I was done today before lunch. It was a wonderful book - full of adventure, sacriliciousness and the tempting hunger for pasta. It was truly amazing =)
Eager to meet FSM myself, I started to prepare a pancake this morning, when all of sudden… I could not believe my own eyes… There in the kitchen cupboard were not one, not two but three Russel’s Teapots… Ramen
What sort of lunatic religion are you spearheading,surely all students of serious religious signs know the correct medium for this sort of manifestation is toast!!!
E-BAY!
You are very blessed to be touched by his noodly appendage. Go forth and tell others. (Oh and sell it on eBay for some money dude, really)
i want breakfast at your house
This makes my day. :)
Incredible, you must leave your work, and predicate the FSM around the world
http://www.juzamdjinn.blogspot.com
I once saw the virgin mary in my cappuccino froth. This changed my life forever. I think it’s sad that you mock Christians. I will pray for your soul.
Praise be to his noodleyness! those who believe will be saved!!!
E-BAY! E-BAY! E-BAY!
We want a global auction!
totally beats the toast with jesis on it!
…cool plate, too!
haha!!!
woot!
Atheist Pitbull, if He had a favorite kind of syrup then He wouldn’t of given us the other syrups. Duh.
RAmen.
Any statue can cry, only our god appears in pancakes. What have you Christians got? Emo chunks of stone, thats what. Why do the statues cry? Because they know the darkest secrets of the Catholic church. And it’s red because the cheap bastards won’t pay for eyedrops. That’s just stingy.
u see? proof of his noodly goodness.
Peace love and pirates.
RAmen
@Joe
“I once saw the virgin mary in my cappuccino froth. This changed my life forever. I think it’s sad that you mock Christians. I will pray for your soul.”
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but mary was not as innocent as you think. I don’t know what denomination of christianity you’re from, but most have now accepted that the original part of Isaiah 7:14-16 was mistranslated from Hebrew into Greek. The Hebrew word ‘almah’ means young woman. It’s not a big mistake to translate that into virgin, but mistake nonetheless, as even many of your fellow christians have by now accepted. You know, the ones who are open to reason and accept new information when uncovered. The ones you’d probably describe as not being true christians.
That is NOT a real image of his Noodliness. REAL images of divine beings weep stuff from their eyes. I see neither sauce nor pancake syrup emanating from his merciful, albeit bulgy looking eyes. BUT, do keep us posted. If you show us the syrup, we’ll believe.
awesome. I will make more pancakes than ever now.
I think drinking cuppaccino is a sin, btw.
alters your state of mind, they call it a drug now.
ioscius;
feel free to send me an email at alisha.smith@maine.edu
as long as I am given credit, I am happy to let you use my images.
Dear me! It is a perfect picture of his Noodliness!
RAmen!
this is such a shame, you should all feel sorry for yourselves, and repent. you are using the sacred name of FSM, and disseminating this blasphemous lies, making fun of the whole holy… thing!
noodliness believe
This is proof if I’ve ever seen it. The divine manifests itself in everything, praise the noodles. Or pass the noodles.
apparitions on pancakes I believe I BELIEVE!!!!!!
W00t it does exist!!!!
Lol Go secret asian man religion =-p
OMFSM!
Ebay
It’s the new Mary toast!
Amazing! Better than Jesus grilled cheese! RAmen!
Blasphemy! If FSM grants you a pancake, you must eat it immediately! Letting it get cold while you take photographs of it is a sin to the FSM.
RAmen
is the sign im waiting for!
i will sell my house car and wife
That is SOO Photoshopped.