I have seen the light

I have seen the light- oh yes, I have found a home, My love and I shall someday sleep so soundly covered in his glorious noodley apendages, til We awaken on our mountain.To the sound of flowing beer. How Great thy be, oh, Flying Spaghetti monster, for making birds fly, and all we mortal humans to not fall off the earth by holding down on all our heads, in such a kind way that mere mortal scientists mistake, as a silly theory ,they call gravity.If it be thy will, I shall thow myself off this cliff, as I have the faith in you, that you shall, for that moment not push on my sinfull head and I shall fly. No, great Fying Spaghetti Monster. I forgot, It is written. Thy shall not test the great Flying Spagegetti monster. To do so Would make a mortal guilty of the sin of Flip-Flopping. A sin punnishable by loosing elections, or at least making voting machines be tampered by Your evil Darkside counterparts…. The unnamed, lacking of humour and soul. RAmen.

Love to you all- You know who you are.
-Humbug Viking

21 Responses to “I have seen the light”
  1. 1 - kaelinring - Jan 13th, 2008

    +1 believer. This is good news.

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  2. 2 - PirateFridge™ - Jan 13th, 2008

    RAmen, Humbug Viking! You have truly been touched.

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  3. 3 - rmw - Jan 13th, 2008

    It’s always nice to get love mail from true believers. RAmen to you Humbug Viking, and may you be touched by his noodly appendage and never lose your sense of humour and soul. See you at the beer volcano!

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  4. 4 - Dr Dagger - Jan 13th, 2008

    I see the light. IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNS!

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  5. 5 - Pixel Pete - Jan 13th, 2008

    Always good to see more people supporting the cause!
    .
    May You Be Touched,
    -Pope Pixel I, Wench-addict

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  6. 6 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Jan 13th, 2008

    Isn’t it inspiring to see how profoundly touched people are by His noodly appendages. Let no person ridicule the FSM. He must be real. No person could be so inspired as Humbug Viking if He wasn’t real. Surely people must see this.

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  7. 7 - Guy - Jan 13th, 2008

    Glad to see another pastafarian ^_^

    RAmen!

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  8. 8 - Dan The Pirate-Man - Jan 14th, 2008

    RAmen to you too Humbug Viking

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  9. 9 - Pirate Bard - Jan 14th, 2008

    Welcome aboard, Matey! May His glorious sauce anoint ye! May yer liquor be cold, yer wenches be hot, and all o yer troubles slide off like snot! Ramen.

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  10. 10 - Eric - Jan 14th, 2008

    RAmen my fellow Pastafarian! May you be blessed with a thousand years of love and piracy! Yarr!

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  11. 11 - Perna de Pau - Jan 14th, 2008

    Welcome among pastafarians Humbug Viking. While waiting for the beer volcano and the strppers factory get yourself a some grog and enjoy the wenches.
    .
    RAmen

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  12. 12 - Mike - Jan 14th, 2008

    Pasta be with you my bretheren,
    RAmen

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  13. 13 - Pasta me! - Jan 15th, 2008

    ah, i remember when i found the pasta
    RAmen, Viking

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  14. 14 - Benji - Jan 15th, 2008

    may you be blessed with red wine and herb spaghetti sauce (actually one of my favorite… it’s nice that we can worship the way we like)

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  15. 15 - Momi Pink Shoes - Jan 15th, 2008

    May marinara bless you, noodly soldier.

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  16. 16 - Jean Bart - Jan 15th, 2008

    “Thy shall not test the great Flying Spagegetti monster.”
    .
    Neither shalt thou stutter from fear: it is a nice Noodly Being!
    .
    RAmen

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  17. 17 - Cap’n Ollie - Jan 15th, 2008

    Imagine doing the FSM….
    Im not sure as to whether im aroused or repulsed….

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  18. 18 - MeatySauce - Jan 17th, 2008

    Al dente be the noodles, and meaty be the sauce! RAmen, Viking. See you at the beer volcano!

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  19. 19 - glenghis kahn - Jan 18th, 2008

    I want to know more on the theory of gravy. do you have it with meat balls , or bolloknaise

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  20. 20 - jain awain - Jan 22nd, 2008

    This is such a fantastic website.Thankyou for showing us the way.I was lost and now i am found.I was without pasta and now I have it.praise him.praise him.praise him.

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  21. 21 - Cap’n Wolf - Mar 30th, 2008

    RAmen.

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