Comments on: Paper Shredder

By: tewlyWaityTat

tewlyWaityTat — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:54:26 +0000

I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:

By: sarah

sarah — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:20:13 +0000

I was raised Jewish…but Pasta called me.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:41:58 +0000

Rofl. You guys are all crazy. But this stuff is funny. Satire at it’s finest my friends!

By: Cap'n Ollie

Cap'n Ollie — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:54:28 +0000

@PacificPam and other concered anti-racists:
Hey, I don’t hate jews! Sorry it came out as a racist-sounding remark.
I thought that guy’s name was the Star of David (although it turns out I was wrong (thanks for the correction Alchemist)). This would suggest that he was a Jew, right?
I just thought that the fact he supported the FSM would be a bit superficial, seeing as how he was(n’t really) a Jew.
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Sorry for any misunderstandings.

By: Franko

Franko — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:37:34 +0000

I zealously wish Her Noodliness would appear in my own papershredder or pancakes, but I guess Holy Divine Manifestations can’t be forced, they must come naturally. With continued sightings like this major one, how can deluded secular evolutionists keep up their charade? Once Pastafarianism gains a foothold in the schools, how can it fail to be recognized as the next majority opinion? Please, folks, do your part and dress in ORTHODOX pirate regalia everyday! “Else Our Truth be Doomed!”-Book of Comical Apocalypse 2:4:6:8 (subparagraph16, left column, below the screaming capitalized letters printed in red and providing incredible insights if you’d only read it right.com.) Ra-men-la-Luau!

By: Vermicelli

Vermicelli — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:03:38 +0000

Devine visions emanating from the paper shredder. A religion even Republican administrations can love.

By: Grave

Grave — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:41:39 +0000

Question, & I don’t want to offend nobody but… can U ware pirate regalia even if not a pirate…. I kind of like the long jackets and usually use that type of gloves for fencing >_

By: Pacific Pam

Pacific Pam — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:38:42 +0000

@Cap’n Ollie - Why do you hate Jews?

By: Pingvinen (the penguin)

Pingvinen (the penguin) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:24:36 +0000

Finally a religion who offers sound proof of their God. Long live Spaghetti! :D
I have personally not felt his Noodly Appendages yet - but maybe that’s because I’m dane and Denmark is far away.

By: ۞

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:20:48 +0000

@Alchemist “my faith must be failing me.”
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Try holy communion FSM Stylie - 6 pints of Stella - and you’ll probably be able to see him then.

By: ۞

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:18:05 +0000

Cap’n Ollie,
Actually my symbol is arabic and called Rub El Hizb.
As it happens, I’m not arabic or Jewish.
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The awesome power of the FSM is that because most of the original blood lines were killed off centuries ago by the Hari Krishnas nearly all the members are converts from other religions.

By: Alchemist

Alchemist — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:57:43 +0000

@Cap’n Ollie - ۞ is one of the oldies here (sorry Dan, you know what I mean :D) - no need to apologise.
I see no reason why someone from the Jewish faith can’t be a pastafarian though. Most devotees of the mainstream religions seem to hold conflicting views. The Crusades are a good example :D
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@Bill - Hiya mate - how’s tricks? I’ve been reading your draft - I have to say that you are a lot more readable than Prof. Dawkins (although that might be positive bias on my part). I hope you don’t mind (and it’s a bit late if you do, sorry) but I’ve pointed a few people towards it. I think you could make an entire book out of C16.
PS - I emailed you a few times - did they get to you? I’m not using the yahoo email now so if you get anything from prussicacid(at)googlemail(dot)com - it’s from me.
Take care my friend
David

By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠

☠DutchPastaGuy☠ — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:55:00 +0000

@Cap’n Ollie
“Hey- i got nothing against jews. I just thought he was a jew (from his name (which i thought was the start of david(which it wasn’t(Thankyou alchemist)))), wchich would have been not inkeeping with his support of the FSM.”
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Pastafarianism is well-compatible with other beliefs and non-beliefs. The FSM is not vain and is ok with it if you don’t believe in Him. For instance, I’m an atheist and Pastafarian at the same time. It works perfectly well. I’m sure some solution can be found for people who want to be Jewish and Pastafarian at the same time.
RAmen

By: Cap'n Ollie

Cap'n Ollie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:45:04 +0000

Hey- i got nothing against jews. I just thought he was a jew (from his name (which i thought was the start of david(which it wasn’t(Thankyou alchemist)))), wchich would have been not inkeeping with his support of the FSM.

By: PirateFridge™

PirateFridge™ — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:38:13 +0000

Obviously the FSM touched the inventor of the shredder with His Noodly Appendages in order to provide an easy means to turn paper into a likeness of His beauty.

By: daqq

daqq — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:16:28 +0000

If THIS will not convince everyone, than nothing will!

By: bill tomlinson

bill tomlinson — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:09:01 +0000

@ Alchemist
Good to see you. You may wish to check out the posts and progress on the “im-sorry-to-come-off-strong” page. For some reason it doesn’t show up in the right hand column.
My books coming right along. I’ll be done with the first draft in three days, likely
cya around friend.

By: Crispmas Math

Crispmas Math — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:58:43 +0000

I will begin eBay bidding for this sacred religious icon at $100,000.00.

By: LMFAO_BRUCE

LMFAO_BRUCE — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:06:56 +0000

Oh, my God!
you people kill me with these sitings and belief. i have never laughed so hard. it felt like my insides were going to erupt from laughing. this is great. they say laughter is the best medicine and forsure they would find that here at this site. keep the laughs coming. hey momi pink shoes, wendh nikkiee and lynn and any other of you ladies lets see some pictures of you. thanks.
still laughing my ass off in Wisconsin.
if i have any sitings i will be sure to post them for ya all.

By: Alchemist

Alchemist — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:41:18 +0000

Cap’n Ollie.
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۞ has eight points. The star of David has 6 :D
No - afraid I couldn’t see him in the paper either - my faith must be failing me.