From Greg:
While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Yet even more solid proof of His Noodlyness!
RAmen
Yeah, but that could be…..anything…
Paper shredders always do that, surely?
AND…..g-g-GOLD???
ha!
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That is the most convincing prove I have ever seen!
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I knew that HE existed!
He’s in the paper!
I guess that’s why he can change results.
We just need someone to explain how it does it in the interwebs.
bronze?!
i wants a shredder
RAmen
ramen!!
That noodlyness is too complex to have arisen by mere chance, so therefore a god exists, and this god is obviously made of pasta. Ireeducible complexity in it’s noodliest form.
That paper looks a bit dry… you’ll need extra sauce before you can eat it!
RAmen.
Paper shredders always do that, surely?
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yes they do, that’s the great part
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now how about we grab some Xian pamflets and push them in a paper shredder, now THAT will make them convert.
Oh, come on Cap’n Ollie. If people can see Jesus in a burnt piece of toast, or Mary in a water stain, why be skeptical of the one True and All-Powerful Spaghetti Monster making an appearance in a shredded paper bin? Cast aside your doubt and embrace His Noodlyness! Ramen!
proof once more of the ever present noodles
but you’re right ollie,could be anything
but as the fundies say “have faith, use your imagination and noone can prove you wrong”
You know what I like about this moderation thing? Ten people a day declaring gold. At least it got rid of the posts that were nothing but medal placing…
Greg: Whatever you do, do NOT put pasta in your paper shredder! Concentrating that much Noodlyness into one place may cause Him to appear, beginning the end times, also known as “The FSM gets tired of this stuff” or “The Empty Bowl”.
…Plus, it may cause Tom Hanks to make a boring movie about murder and conspiracies to cover up decedents of His sauceline. Or something. I couldn’t pay attention to that lame movie.
More solid evidence.
I just don’t know how there can be any FSM deniers left.
It’s a miracle…
RAmen
That is the worst sighting I’ve ever seen.
It’s a debasement of genuine sightings to try and get that accepted.
Sometimes I’m not sure all the people who post here take this seriously enough.
I wish He would bless me with His presence :(
Apparently, the balls and the (googly) eyes didn’t make it through the shredder!
You can see Him anywhere! RAmen!
I don’t see it.
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Am I a heretic?
that’s him in the corner, right?