From Greg:
While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Yet even more solid proof of His Noodlyness!
RAmen
Yeah, but that could be…..anything…
Paper shredders always do that, surely?
AND…..g-g-GOLD???
ha!
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That is the most convincing prove I have ever seen!
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I knew that HE existed!
He’s in the paper!
I guess that’s why he can change results.
We just need someone to explain how it does it in the interwebs.
bronze?!
i wants a shredder
RAmen
ramen!!
That noodlyness is too complex to have arisen by mere chance, so therefore a god exists, and this god is obviously made of pasta. Ireeducible complexity in it’s noodliest form.
That paper looks a bit dry… you’ll need extra sauce before you can eat it!
RAmen.
Paper shredders always do that, surely?
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yes they do, that’s the great part
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now how about we grab some Xian pamflets and push them in a paper shredder, now THAT will make them convert.
Oh, come on Cap’n Ollie. If people can see Jesus in a burnt piece of toast, or Mary in a water stain, why be skeptical of the one True and All-Powerful Spaghetti Monster making an appearance in a shredded paper bin? Cast aside your doubt and embrace His Noodlyness! Ramen!
proof once more of the ever present noodles
but you’re right ollie,could be anything
but as the fundies say “have faith, use your imagination and noone can prove you wrong”
You know what I like about this moderation thing? Ten people a day declaring gold. At least it got rid of the posts that were nothing but medal placing…
Greg: Whatever you do, do NOT put pasta in your paper shredder! Concentrating that much Noodlyness into one place may cause Him to appear, beginning the end times, also known as “The FSM gets tired of this stuff” or “The Empty Bowl”.
…Plus, it may cause Tom Hanks to make a boring movie about murder and conspiracies to cover up decedents of His sauceline. Or something. I couldn’t pay attention to that lame movie.
More solid evidence.
I just don’t know how there can be any FSM deniers left.
It’s a miracle…
RAmen
That is the worst sighting I’ve ever seen.
It’s a debasement of genuine sightings to try and get that accepted.
Sometimes I’m not sure all the people who post here take this seriously enough.
I wish He would bless me with His presence :(
Apparently, the balls and the (googly) eyes didn’t make it through the shredder!
You can see Him anywhere! RAmen!
I don’t see it.
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Am I a heretic?
that’s him in the corner, right?
So, the FSM is up to his old tricks of leaving footprints in random places.
Oh and Greg, if your reading, might you have had some spaghetti or mead recently?
If you belonged to another religion, you could charge five bucks a pop for others to see the creator’s visage!
Momi Pink Shoes Jan 11th, 2008 at 3:49 am
“I don’t see it. Am I a heretic?”
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Well heretic might be a bit harsh…but…well…just close your eyes and have faith :)
Just looks like shredded paper to me. But I did see a cloud shaped like Him the other day.
Ahhh what an envy, you must be closer to him! Yaaaargh Seasoned be! He is all savory!
@ the guy with the star of david for a name:
I support your views, but that’s a bit rich coming from a Jew.
@Cap’n Ollie:can’t we all just get along?
Cap’n Ollie Jan 11th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
“@ the guy with the star of david for a name…. I support your views, but that’s a bit rich coming from a Jew.”
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….
Over to you Dan… :)
That was no Star of Daivd! It’s the faith No More logo
Cap’n Ollie.
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۞ has eight points. The star of David has 6 :D
No - afraid I couldn’t see him in the paper either - my faith must be failing me.
Oh, my God!
you people kill me with these sitings and belief. i have never laughed so hard. it felt like my insides were going to erupt from laughing. this is great. they say laughter is the best medicine and forsure they would find that here at this site. keep the laughs coming. hey momi pink shoes, wendh nikkiee and lynn and any other of you ladies lets see some pictures of you. thanks.
still laughing my ass off in Wisconsin.
if i have any sitings i will be sure to post them for ya all.
I will begin eBay bidding for this sacred religious icon at $100,000.00.
@ Alchemist
Good to see you. You may wish to check out the posts and progress on the “im-sorry-to-come-off-strong” page. For some reason it doesn’t show up in the right hand column.
My books coming right along. I’ll be done with the first draft in three days, likely
cya around friend.
If THIS will not convince everyone, than nothing will!
Obviously the FSM touched the inventor of the shredder with His Noodly Appendages in order to provide an easy means to turn paper into a likeness of His beauty.
Hey- i got nothing against jews. I just thought he was a jew (from his name (which i thought was the start of david(which it wasn’t(Thankyou alchemist)))), wchich would have been not inkeeping with his support of the FSM.
@Cap’n Ollie
“Hey- i got nothing against jews. I just thought he was a jew (from his name (which i thought was the start of david(which it wasn’t(Thankyou alchemist)))), wchich would have been not inkeeping with his support of the FSM.”
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Pastafarianism is well-compatible with other beliefs and non-beliefs. The FSM is not vain and is ok with it if you don’t believe in Him. For instance, I’m an atheist and Pastafarian at the same time. It works perfectly well. I’m sure some solution can be found for people who want to be Jewish and Pastafarian at the same time.
RAmen
@Cap’n Ollie - ۞ is one of the oldies here (sorry Dan, you know what I mean :D) - no need to apologise.
I see no reason why someone from the Jewish faith can’t be a pastafarian though. Most devotees of the mainstream religions seem to hold conflicting views. The Crusades are a good example :D
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@Bill - Hiya mate - how’s tricks? I’ve been reading your draft - I have to say that you are a lot more readable than Prof. Dawkins (although that might be positive bias on my part). I hope you don’t mind (and it’s a bit late if you do, sorry) but I’ve pointed a few people towards it. I think you could make an entire book out of C16.
PS - I emailed you a few times - did they get to you? I’m not using the yahoo email now so if you get anything from prussicacid(at)googlemail(dot)com - it’s from me.
Take care my friend
David
Cap’n Ollie,
Actually my symbol is arabic and called Rub El Hizb.
As it happens, I’m not arabic or Jewish.
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The awesome power of the FSM is that because most of the original blood lines were killed off centuries ago by the Hari Krishnas nearly all the members are converts from other religions.
@Alchemist “my faith must be failing me.”
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Try holy communion FSM Stylie - 6 pints of Stella - and you’ll probably be able to see him then.
Finally a religion who offers sound proof of their God. Long live Spaghetti! :D
I have personally not felt his Noodly Appendages yet - but maybe that’s because I’m dane and Denmark is far away.
@Cap’n Ollie - Why do you hate Jews?
Question, & I don’t want to offend nobody but… can U ware pirate regalia even if not a pirate…. I kind of like the long jackets and usually use that type of gloves for fencing >_
Devine visions emanating from the paper shredder. A religion even Republican administrations can love.
I zealously wish Her Noodliness would appear in my own papershredder or pancakes, but I guess Holy Divine Manifestations can’t be forced, they must come naturally. With continued sightings like this major one, how can deluded secular evolutionists keep up their charade? Once Pastafarianism gains a foothold in the schools, how can it fail to be recognized as the next majority opinion? Please, folks, do your part and dress in ORTHODOX pirate regalia everyday! “Else Our Truth be Doomed!”-Book of Comical Apocalypse 2:4:6:8 (subparagraph16, left column, below the screaming capitalized letters printed in red and providing incredible insights if you’d only read it right.com.) Ra-men-la-Luau!
@PacificPam and other concered anti-racists:
Hey, I don’t hate jews! Sorry it came out as a racist-sounding remark.
I thought that guy’s name was the Star of David (although it turns out I was wrong (thanks for the correction Alchemist)). This would suggest that he was a Jew, right?
I just thought that the fact he supported the FSM would be a bit superficial, seeing as how he was(n’t really) a Jew.
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Sorry for any misunderstandings.
Rofl. You guys are all crazy. But this stuff is funny. Satire at it’s finest my friends!
I was raised Jewish…but Pasta called me.
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links: