From Greg:
While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Finally a religion who offers sound proof of their God. Long live Spaghetti! :D
I have personally not felt his Noodly Appendages yet - but maybe that’s because I’m dane and Denmark is far away.
@Cap’n Ollie - Why do you hate Jews?
Question, & I don’t want to offend nobody but… can U ware pirate regalia even if not a pirate…. I kind of like the long jackets and usually use that type of gloves for fencing >_
Devine visions emanating from the paper shredder. A religion even Republican administrations can love.
I zealously wish Her Noodliness would appear in my own papershredder or pancakes, but I guess Holy Divine Manifestations can’t be forced, they must come naturally. With continued sightings like this major one, how can deluded secular evolutionists keep up their charade? Once Pastafarianism gains a foothold in the schools, how can it fail to be recognized as the next majority opinion? Please, folks, do your part and dress in ORTHODOX pirate regalia everyday! “Else Our Truth be Doomed!”-Book of Comical Apocalypse 2:4:6:8 (subparagraph16, left column, below the screaming capitalized letters printed in red and providing incredible insights if you’d only read it right.com.) Ra-men-la-Luau!
@PacificPam and other concered anti-racists:
Hey, I don’t hate jews! Sorry it came out as a racist-sounding remark.
I thought that guy’s name was the Star of David (although it turns out I was wrong (thanks for the correction Alchemist)). This would suggest that he was a Jew, right?
I just thought that the fact he supported the FSM would be a bit superficial, seeing as how he was(n’t really) a Jew.
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Sorry for any misunderstandings.
Rofl. You guys are all crazy. But this stuff is funny. Satire at it’s finest my friends!
I was raised Jewish…but Pasta called me.
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links: