I cant Belive you complete morons belive in spegehti monster you will burn in hell and you had it comming for being godamned retards.
THERE IS NO SPEGEHTTI MONSTER. But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.
-aaron
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
OK!!! Let us begin with my upbringing of ‘christianity’ I was abused by the ’sisters’ various of times-it that GODLY???? They would not allow me to partake in the rituals of ‘bread giving’ because I was not ‘Baptized’!!! I was excluded from my peers, making me look like an idiot-IS THAT GODS DOING???? Why would a god do this to an 8 yr old??? I could continue with this sob story..THERE are many more. ANd how Sister Beatrice made me piss my pants in front of her because she did not agree with me wearing pants under my uniform!!! And how I was beaten with a ruler on my palms for not getting the correct math question!!! And this is 1980!! And I’m sure there are ALOT of stories out there as well of the atrocities of the catholic church! My point is….to all you christians that keep repeatedly writing these hate mails, are….WHY does this bother you so much???? Is it making sense to you??? Your obviously passionate about your religion (and maybe doubtful???) why keep questioning this site?? AND why do you look at this site, if your sooooo against it?? It brings up alot of questions I bet!! If the whole genetic thing doesn’t get you to question life… then why do are genes constantly change?? We are less immuned to anti-biotics now than we have ever been before. Where did AIDS come from?? How can you possibly say that our genes are not changing???? Look at the population of people with disabilities!! YOU ARE IGNORANT ONE!!! BTW…quit using the term “RETARD” it is extremely offensive!!! Your scholars…. use a better term!!!
We agree. There is no such thing as a “spegehtti” monster.
Retard.
@Mentos: Then we agree there is no God either. Therefore you are also a retard.
I can’t believe you complete morons believe in the Flyong Spaghetti Monster. You will burn in hell and you will have had it coming for being goddamned retards.
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THERE IS NO SPAGHETTI MONSTER. But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.
-aaron
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Your so-called God sounds more ridiculous to me; At least the FSM doesn’t care about non-believers.
You just won’t get strippers and beer…
(By the way, I took the liberty of fixing your post. It was in quite a bed way…)
And although those errors were put in deliberately, I will now correct them…
Flying — bad
A moron has a mental age somewhere between 8 and 12. Since most 8-12 year olds have enough thought capacity to stop believing in shit like Santa, even if they have not been told there is no Santa, then morons must be smarter than Christians, because Christians don’t have enough thought capacity to stop beliveing in shit like god when there is no one to tell them there is no god. Except there are people telling you there is no god. And you still go right on believing in shit like hell? Fuck you.
You think going to hell is the worst thing you can bestow upon someone, and you bestow it upon me… even though you don’t know me and I haven’t done shit to you? You are full of hate and “stupider” than a moron. Fuck you
And “lurn” to “spel”, lest I start spelling your mythical being as “Jezus” or “gahd” I hope that you believe that will piss it off.
Bucken - Ability to recognize “spoof” or “satire” zero.
Calling other people “goddamned” damned retards,” is it that we are to pretend this is something other than projection?
Hey moderator cut out what I wrote, meh oh-well.
may His Noodly Goodness shine down on you, too!
” I cant Belive you complete morons belive in spegehti monster you will burn in hell and you had it comming for being godamned retards.”
Good try on the spelling little fella. You came closer to getting goddamn right than Spaghetti. Everyone seems to misspell that! It’s all over the freaking page!!! Just look to one side or the other and you can’t help but see “spaghetti” like everywhere! Oh, and thanks for the ‘burn in hell’ wish. It’s like the fundie signature. S
Signed,
Burn in Hell (fundie who cant spel or punctchooate rite)
Hey, I’m on your side, Holypastaballs :p
But I probably should have used quotation marks…
“…for being godamned retards.”
Hey! No using God’s name in vain.
Some Christian you are. Retard.
So retards go to hell, huh, aaron? Well, there’s my new fact for today.