ok this is going to sound kinda christian but i think it’ll be alright. i just want to say how much pastafarianism has improved my life. i was down in the dumps thinking that life in general just sucked. then i saw a book. a book called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. it was like this big wet noodle had just came down and slapped me across the face. i had found religion. i mean a beer volcano and a striper factory what more could anyone ask for. i any event i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one. and i want to thank the FSM for all he does or doesn’t do b/c thats just how he is.
-1drunkhippie
this is going to sound kinda christian
Published by Bobby Henderson January 5th, 2008 in Testimonials, positive experiences. 44 Comments
44 Responses to “this is going to sound kinda christian”
RAmen, brother.
Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
Ramen
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“…i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one.”
Did he just call us crazy?
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You and I aren’t so different, matee. The Flying Spaghetti Monster makes a bad outlook on life take the plank and makes eveything all good.
RAmen
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you took the words right outta my mouth!
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Boy o boy ardee and RAmen
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hippie’s are cool
christians are not cool
conclusion, you are cool and definitely not christian.
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Awsome.
I love the Pastafarians, I’d have done the same thing if they seriosly tried to force creationism into our british schools.
I’ve been reading this recently… I might be a Brit but this still really, really creeps me out.
http://www.theocracywatch.org/texas_gop.htm
“Sir, the President has been found dead! Speared to the wall of the oval office by a giant, raw noodle it would seem…”
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My dearest pirate brethren,
We all welcome you into our ranks! Thank the FSM…
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Welcome aboard ye old bloak! Now all ye need is a wench and ye’ll be living the good ole life of our fun lovin’ ancestors.
May his Noodliness touch all your loved ones. -Ramen
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@Dennis–yes, s/he did call us crazy, but we’re crazy in a good way. So it’s all good.
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Hippies make ecellent pirates !
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Just add 1 parrot & 1 eyepatch and leave the hair alone.
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(note: it is important not to wash the hair for at least a few days)
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Voila !
Ramen.
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Zer0 – that is freakin hysterical. Well done.
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I meant eXcellent…of course.
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Sorry 1drunk.
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it like having a religious expirence :D
RAmen brother
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RAmen, mate.
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Yarr, nothing wrong with Christians, boyo. Not all of ‘em, anyway. The Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster unites us one and all, I just wish He’d get around ta puttin’ a grog volcano or somethin’ in that Heaven o’ His. I could also use a cutlass, pirate garb, and a ship and crew, but I’m sure He’ll get around ta that later. Anyways, glad to see we have a new brother. Bit late for me, gotta take the dog watch in a couple o’ hours, so shiver me timbers and RAmen, all!
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oh yes brother this is the spirit He is with us all in 2008! FSM Bless America!!
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Zer0 – Suiperb! You are a genius
RAmen
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@ 1drunkhippie
No threats of hell fire and damnation!
No calling us gays or threatening to violate us!
No hatred at all in fact!
You don’t sound Christian at all, welcome abroad!
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@ irate Pirate
hippies don’t wah teir hair anyway;)
my mom’s a hippie, how come i can never escape the smell of patchouli
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I do not wish to be affiliated with hippies.
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I know the feeling.
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well hippie or no (grrr hippies) it is good that you were touched by his noodly appendage, welcome to the good ones welcome to those touched by a noodly appendage
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Hey- so what if he’s a hippy?
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Are we all not equal in the eyes of the FSM?
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Of course, he accepts all people. Pirates and hippies, is there really a difference?
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“”Pirates and hippies, is there really a difference?”"
are you freaking kidding me?
Hippies stink. Pirates dont.
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@bombadil Jan 7th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
“my mom’s a hippie, how come i can never escape the smell of patchouli”
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I love the smell of Patchouli….I always have a small bottle of the essential oil in my bag….or Sandalwood or Jasmine….
What’s wrong with Hippies? :p)
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hippies discovered snorting. Pirates just used big fat cuban cigars.
But i am glad u have found religion. It opens ones eyes and frees the soul. Now you dont have to worry about who created the univers.
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I love hippies!! When they bathe and wear deodorant…More to the point…the reason why Christians are so set in trying to convert everyone b/c of that joyous feeling you get when you’ve found something you beleive in…Only with Christians, if you don’t believe, you’re a sinner, a lost casue and you will be going to Hell. On the contrary, there are no ill-effects caused by a lack of belief when dealing with FSMism. We feel you should be able to rock whatever sock you want…and rock it hard!
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I personally don’t like hippies, but someones got to love them
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ah well as pastafarians we should accept all, whether ye be patchouli drenched deadhead hippies or bloodthirsty cuban smoking pirate freaks. seriously, get annoyed at the jerkoffs who have made the hate mail page and not pirates or hippies or ninjas or clowns or whatever pastafarians feel moved by his noodly appendage to be.
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“What’s wrong with Hippies ?” – The answer to that is as long (and boring) as the Bible, come on, are you trying to start a new religion or something ? Isn’t FSM enough for you.
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@Joe
“The answer to that is as long (and boring) as the Bible, come on, are you trying to start a new religion or something ? Isn’t FSM enough for you.”
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Humph! I’m an FSM worshiping hippy at the business end of a molec bio/botany double major in science! So there!
No more boxes ;)
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Err I meant…I’m an FSM worshiping, rum drinking, cutlass waving hippy!
Peace man :)
RAmen
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Both Pirates and Hippies stink. They just stink differently. If you are a pirate you won’t smell other pirates: this is an exclusionary principle dependent on Him waving noodly appendages and various other things too complex to go into here, BUT if you are not a pirate then they stink of cigars and RRrrrrrrrummmmm……
Hippies stink of Patchouli, Sandalwood nad Jasmie, that is correct, but there is a difference. Everyone can smell hippies.
Sometimes from far away.
Wrapped in His noodly appendages forever,
Dave
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OKAY, don’t get me started on clowns.
And who else thinks ninjas are FUCKIN AWESOME?!
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hey Zer0th
I think you just discovered a new Book of the Gospel of FSM. I think that’s the Twenty-First Parm.
FSM bless you. Surely, He moves in mysterious ways.
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I think hippies are just great. I equally admire pirates. I am so happy to have finally found something to believe in. FSM may well be the answere to ALL the worlds problems. I am blessed to have been touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen!
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Clowns are very very scary – clowns and… Michael Jackson… I am shivering (me timbers) just thinking about them.
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Hey, hippies were heavily influenced by pirates. I mean, they grow their hair/beards out like them, they dress funny and some of them smell bad. They also help prevent global warming.
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Just stumbled upon this place.
Also, hippies are sweet! They may take drugs but they are damn cool. I am a hippie to be!
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pastafarianism has changed my life
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RAmen.
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Pastafarianism, gave my life meaning.
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