You have caught my attention

Published by henderob January 1st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

You have caught my attention Bobby Henderson. You know what you’re doing. You don’t believe any of this, but since you’ve decided to make a war against Jesus, then, let it begin. My campaign against you begins now. You aren’t going to remain unopposed any longer.

You are unheard of to most Christians; that is why you seem to be doing so well in your campaign. The best thing that I can do is to simply bring you out of the dark and let Christians know who you are and why you exist, and with their combined prayers and the work of the Holy Spirit in all of them, see how well you stand. Our God is powerful and courageous and REAL…

My prayers will be that you turn from this nonsense and see Jesus and the love that He and His followers have waiting for you. Hopefully, one day, you’ll be saved and your efforts will be for Jesus. That is my prayer for you. Not hate. Not bad luck. Just love and change.

But make no mistake, I can’t stand by idly and not act against what you’re doing. I want you to know that none of this is out of anger or anything related; it just saddens me; therefore, I must oppose you. Maybe we will cross paths and be able to talk face to face one day when everything has come to light for everyone. I’ll shake your hand and smile and respect you, but I will never stop trying to undo what you are doing.

I pray that you remain well.

In Christ,
Page

209 Responses to “You have caught my attention”

1. 181 - January 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm - Travis Says:
   
   

   Please don’t assume that Christians are all intolerant because you see a large number of them are. The majority of us are in fact not intolerant.

   and skinimini:
   how do you figure? there are actually Roman court records of orders to arrest Jesus of Nazareth for reasons like trying to preach to people that Romans didn’t want preached too, records of his trial and execution under Ponchas Pilate, and records of his body going missing from Joseph of Arimathea’s tomb.

   What evidence do you guys have again?

2. 182 - January 11th, 2008 at 5:31 pm - Deamonette Says:
   
   

   @ General forum
   This is blindingly obvious, very few come and actually discuss this. She is probally busy shitting herself due to the fact this page is frequented by Pastafarians.

   @ Pluto
   Okay that dialogue was fantastically wierd. I love it!
   Never heard of the Venture brothers.
   I don’t hate Marvel and DC but object to big comic book coporation things as they drag the tired old story lines through each group. That said big fan of Spiderman before the remakes.
   For the independants, tooth and nail are good and so is dreams and fairytales by Selina Valentio.

3. 183 - January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm - 2La Says:
   
   

   It’s amazing that ” Christians ” willingly leave their brains at the church door and then forget to retrieve them.
   Page wake up and smell the coffee….FSM is exactly the same as your religion but our eyes are open. Have you not heard of a PARODY.
   The things you believe are just as silly but more frightening as you believe without any empirical evidence….it makes you crazy and causes problems for the outsiders….I would rather burn in hell than believe a misogynistic fairytale of male domination and pedantic stupidity !!!!!!
   Pray all you want …it won’t do any good….try praying to the toothfairy.
   Belief without evidence leads to madness as all religions have proved time and time again.

4. 184 - January 12th, 2008 at 4:14 am - Pluto Says:
   
   

   @ Deamonette
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Bros.
   http://www.adultswim.com/shows/venturebros/

5. 185 - January 13th, 2008 at 3:45 am - audioheadradioslave Says:
   
   

   Hey, im doing a civics summative on Pastafarianism. I’ve already emailed the prophet, anyone know when the religion was exposed to the mainstream? How long has it allegedly been around for? Any major facts that I may not have?

6. 186 - January 13th, 2008 at 3:47 am - audioheadradioslave Says:
   
   

   haha thats sooo weird im loking at the time it says on the forum and its like all different-time-zoney, lol. Im not cracked or anything, it’s just funny seeing the earth’s shape and orbit at work :]

7. 187 - January 13th, 2008 at 3:10 pm - Alocai Says:
   
   

   @albas
   is this the Christian version of a jihad or something

   the word you are looking for is “crusade”

   it appears so, i hope that the extra publicity will allow many of the great deluded (and more importantly, the tree-hugging sub group, the great unwashed, not to mention the great deluder’s…) to be exposed to the truth of the FSM, may his noodly appendages touch all of those with the mental condition know as “nonpasta-based theism”

   ramen

8. 188 - January 13th, 2008 at 5:53 pm - That Guy Says:
   
   

   I like how 100% of people who complain are not only Christian, but Catholic, and then shrug it and say that it’s insulting to about 10 other religions too, so they don’t sound intolerant (which is counteracting the whole point of the letter). Honestly, I’m Wikipedian (I worship Wikipedia, sorry FSM), and FSM is more than cool by me. Not all religions, and not all people within your religion are as intolerant as you. It’s only the fraction of you that are noticed because of your intolerance. So, Jack-Thompson aficionados, I bid thee farewell.

9. 189 - January 13th, 2008 at 9:09 pm - Captin DAYSY Says:
   
   

   i have LOADS of christian frends who embrace me as a pastafarian this guy is mental if i was u id watch out 4 letter bombs

10. 190 - January 14th, 2008 at 4:39 am - La Chat Heliotrope Says:
    
    

    Excuse me, but prove that God is more real than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It can’t be done, and therefore, we are every bit as entitled to blind faith as you.

    Also, I would like to accuse you of completely missing the point. Pastafarianism is an attack on teaching religious dogma as science, not on God or even on organized religion. If you want one of those, there are plenty of other sites.

11. 191 - January 14th, 2008 at 2:32 pm - Deviant Says:
    
    

    Pirates vs Prayers!

12. 192 - January 15th, 2008 at 2:40 am - skinimini Says:
    
    

    Travis,
    while Jesus did preach, I’m pretty sure he didn’t want the evolution of what we know as Christianity. He was a very tolerant person and wanted people to live a good, moral life. You people have twisted the shit outta his ideals to make them fit your own agenda. Why is it wrong to be gay? You find many instances of homosexuality in nature…Isn’t God responsible for that? Aren’t me made in His image?? So maybe God had a little bit a queer in him…so many of your priests seem to have the same affliction…

13. 193 - January 16th, 2008 at 1:55 am - JC Says:
    
    

    @Travis and skinimini: how do you figure? there are actually Roman court records of orders to arrest Jesus of Nazareth for reasons like trying to preach to people that Romans didn’t want preached too, records of his trial and execution under Ponchas Pilate, and records of his body going missing from Joseph of Arimathea’s tomb. What evidence do you guys have again?

    There really are Roman Court records? Where in the world would you get that idea? There are records of a trial? Do you read Latin? I don’t think so or you might not have misspelled Pawn-shush Pie-late. What evidence do you have again?

14. 194 - January 19th, 2008 at 9:07 pm - kung foo colin Says:
    
    

    ah, yes, you will pray that god will smite us. Will these be the same prayers that worked so well to cure cancer in the scientific studies conducted around the world? Or will they be the same ones that worked to stop the genocides in Rwanda and Darfur? Will you pray to the same god who has solved every single one of our problems without us ever having to confront them ourselves? Will you pray to the same god who cannot prove his existence other than some 2,000 year old book about 900 year old men and a man who lived within walking distance of every animal in the world, and who was able to catch them all and build an giant ark when he was over the age of 500? Because if you do, I think that we have a pretty good chance of survival.
    Ramen

15. 195 - January 21st, 2008 at 1:36 am - Justin Says:
    
    

    Haha, Why are you threatening him with prayers. That’s like anit-Christian. You can go screw yourself, because in reality no one is going to take you seriously and when you threaten to pray against people it just makes them laugh.

16. 196 - January 21st, 2008 at 3:53 am - what an idiot Says:
    
    

    You have caught my attention idiot. You know what you’re doing. You don’t believe any of this, but since you’ve decided to make a war against the FSM, then, let it begin. My campaign against you begins now. You aren’t going to remain unopposed any longer.

    You are unheard of to most pastafarians; that is why you seem to be doing so well in your campaign. The best thing that I can do is to simply bring you out of the dark and let pastafarians know who you are and why you exist, and with their combined prayers and the work of the Holy Noodles in all of them, see how well you stand. Our God is powerful and courageous and REAL…

    My prayers will be that you turn from this nonsense and see the FSM and the love that He and His followers have waiting for you. Hopefully, one day, you’ll be saved and your efforts will be for FSM. That is my prayer for you. Not hate. Not bad luck. Just love and change.

    But make no mistake, I can’t stand by idly and not act against what you’re doing. I want you to know that none of this is out of anger or anything related; it just saddens me; therefore, I must oppose you. Maybe we will cross paths and be able to talk face to face one day when everything has come to light for everyone. I’ll shake your hand and smile and respect you, but I will never stop trying to undo what you are doing.

    I pray that you remain well.

    In FSM,
    Page

17. 197 - January 24th, 2008 at 6:11 am - Xikaze Says:
    
    

    You’re going to pray at us?

18. 198 - January 25th, 2008 at 8:45 am - stinkycheese Says:
    
    

    Page,
    So sorry to hear your plan to waist the gift of your short life. If you really have nothing better to do than worship your jesus fellow ….perhaps you could campaign against things like children being used as sexual slaves..oh and how about the organizing pedophiles to minister? What do they call that..the seminary? Darfur could use your focus and drive ..not to convert them, I mean to help them……nevermind! Stay away from them, I dont want to see them sell their souls for your help.

19. 199 - January 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pm - Tyler Says:
    
    

    Oh yes.
    we want the crusades to happen again! Bring on the blood!’
    The Pastafarians are peaceful people Dont Bring your talk of war to our religious gatherings i beg you

20. 200 - January 29th, 2008 at 6:49 am - sheldon Says:
    
    

    if i read one more christian hate mail i swear ill go down to the church down the road and….no i wont his noodlyness does not wish me to punish thee who think differently un like some people! (not all but most christians)

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