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In its Year In Review 2007, The Washington Post has proclaimed “God is a Flying Spaghetti Monster” IN for 2008. Take a look. Thanks for your support, WP.
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Fantastic!! It looks like 2008 is going to be a great year. RAmen!
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Brilliant! Now we just need somebody to make Piracy legal for 48 hours… Oh that would be fun :D
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I think this is good news for the global warming problem and the pirate population!!
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I purchased the book “God is Not Great” in 2007 and I have purchased The Gospel and will be receiving it in 2008.
Surely this is a sign from his Saucyness! Getting this information publicized to show that he is watching me and my literature-purchasing habits!
RAmen to all!
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OUT: sugar coated, mindless garbage (in other words, I.D.)
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IN: critical thought & common sense (nuff said)
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It is with great reverance & humble humility that I will now petition the omnipotent NoodleGod to guide our (Canadian) boys to yet another gold medal at the “World Junior Hockey Tournament” as they enter the medal round tomorrow.
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Ramen
Paul M.
Windsor, Ontario
Canada…confirmed Pirate.
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@Dennis
that would be awesome, did the moderation stop?
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WooHoo!
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This is unexpected and awesome.
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Somehow “Flying Spaghetti Monster” and “harmonica beatbox solo” sound good together.
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looks like we are getting some recognition thanks and glory be to the great Bobby he came to this world sent from the Great One His Noodliness.. To spread the Word to us lowly midgets and now we are Saved and will meet his noodlyness one day Ramen!
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Irate Pirate,
That seems like wishful thinking at best, but in the interests of fairness, there’s plenty of sugar-coated, mindless garbage that has not been filed under intelligent design, although it could given the vagueness of the statements it makes.
If they would just *say* that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, then it would be a lot easier to teach.
rAmen
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I did not know of your god until I stumbled upon him after reading the WP’s list. I find him fascinating, and your discovery of a link between the declining number of pirates and global temps is definitely an eye-opener.
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RAmen!
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Kudos to the Washington Post….they obviously have very astute taste.
Hmmm….Pasta with a side order of freshly baked garlic bread.
RAmen WP
May the enlightenment of His Noodly Appendages forever guide your path to the truth.
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I feel so honored to be in such a distinguished list…
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First, the washington Post….then, THE FUCKING WORLD!
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If “God is Not Great” is a reference to the Hitchens book, then is it not actually spelled “god is not Great”?
If it is the case that the paper is referencing that book, then good work Washington Post. Time to fire an editor.
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It’s great to see that He is recruiting allies from all over. Enlightenment is nigh. And, as Wench Nikkiee said, they must have very astute taste indeed. :)
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@ Johnny Landlubber…good point, but at least this is a foot in the door.
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@ johng…if you can handle the “8 I’d really rather you didn’ts” (pages 78-79 of the Gospel), then welcome aboard matey.
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Q.- Why are pirate populations steadily declining ?
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A.- Because they Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrr !
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Way in!
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Do I qualify as a midget? I am only 5.1
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the Washington Post has been touched by his noodly appendages!! Ramen to all
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RAmen
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yes 5 1 is a midget.. i think?
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yes 5″1 is midget isn’t it? I’m 5″11 is that midget
how tall is His Noodliness?
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This was all prophesied in the Book of Recipes!
Book of Recipes Chapter 32:12-17
12. For verily in the last days shall the posts be moved, sayeth the intelligent designer, and then shalt his holy sauce pour upon the meaty balls.
13. Yea, even in the hollow bowl shall we spool together, delighting in the wholesome goodness that is our savior.
14. Yet, those who knoweth not the righteousness of hath not been touched by the noodly appendage, and indeed shall experience only the stale beer and venereal disease of eternity.
15. Teach the world that the meaty balls shall drip when lifted on high, as they are covered in the holy sauce. RAmen.
16. When thou sayest “Aaargh!” or “Avast yeh scurvy dogs, we’ll keelhaul yeh from stem to stern!”, do it not as the infidels would, yet in the true spirit of Pastafarianism, and the hedonistic permissiveness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Blessed be his holy sauce.) When in or out of favor, your utterances must be pleasing to the touch of the noodly appendage.
17. Yield unto temptation, for verily it may not return. Thou shalt eat that which is placed before you, and enjoy it.
Learned commentary:
After much prayer, meditation, deep thought and inebriation, it is my considered opinion based on the scriptures of the Book of Recipes that our beloved FSM (holy be his sauce) has taken over our revered media institutions.
In the near future, as predicted in verses 13, 14, and 17, new programming shall appear on networks as well as online venues such as youtube.
* Touched by a Noodle — Lovable pirates bring miracles to everyday lives. Season one features turning wine into water, spoon bending, cold readings, and faith healing.
* 24% — A tense drama focusing on the hunt for unbelievers in Amerika. TrueChristians(TM) patrol the neighborhoods, saving believers from false “theories” like evolution, gravity, and relativity.
* Cooking with Bobby — In the kitchen with the FSM and special guests, including Allah, Buddha, Yaweh, and Thor. In episode one, Thor demonstrates how to tenderize human flesh the old fashioned way. Episode two features Yaweh, demonstrating tectonic shake and bake. Special guest Allah and the ever provocative Satan show us some tempting desserts.
At the Institute of Religious Prognostication, where I received my advanced degrees, this has long been common knowledge. Now, with the Post finally tipping its hand, the new worldwide conversion to true FSMism may begin, aided by the magic wonders of the world as he created it.
This means the days of stripper factories and beer volcanoes are near. READ the scriptures!!!
In the name of the noodles, the balls, and the holy sauce,
RAmen
Reverend Doctor Epictetus, Th.D.
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Pasta be with the Washington Post
RAmen
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It’s a blessing…!
A blessing from our LORD!
…from whole cloth, to relative obscurity, to national consciousness – all in just … 4 years? I’ll bet it took that Hay-soos guy at least TWICE as long!
I’d say Pastafarianism is the Religion of the Future! (or at least until the next WaPo Year in Review list).
Can I get a “RAmen?!?
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Gouda is OUT ???? Must be the cheap imitation which is sold far too young… It should be the real stuff and given plenty of time to ripen to a (well) ripe old age.
Sigh, they were so right about the FSM…..
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So if I qualify as a Midget…am I a chosen one?
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Sadly, inclusion in the WaPo “in” list has been, um, shall we say, a trailing indicator.
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I am definitely a midget. I’m only 5′3″. And I have been touched by His Noodliness.
RAmen.
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Yo Gabba Gabba!
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umm. where exactly is this flying spaghetti monsters location if i were to wish to meet him i dont want to go to some kind of spaghetti hell but you see i call him with out the capital h not Him cos im kinda skeptical the there is a flying spaghetti monster :(
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When have cardboard tube fighting tournaments for adults ever been anything but in? Even better when you set light to the end and turn the lights off in the room. Feel the force!
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Now – can I post in this thread?
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@ kirsten
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Are you also skeptikal of the existence of commas, periods & question marks etc. ?
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Inane run-on sentences give the reader an accurate view of the writers stunted
intellectual capacty.
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@ Pacific Pam – “So if I qualify as a Midget…am I a chosen one?”
You’re my chosen one.
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see i told you christians dont like to read/watch news or else the majority would have heard of us i think its just they dont care, they may one day be touched be his noodly apendige (good touch) or they may be help captive by their close minded belifs that some old guy (their god) touches them all the time (bad touch)
hail to the noodle
Ramen
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@Pluto – AWwww! *heart shaped eyes*
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hey, pam, i thought we had something special!
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@Cap’n Ollie – I am sorry to dissapoint you, darling. But my heart was already taken when you joined the church…
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We can be good friends, though. =)
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nice, get a room you 2, other than that it’s been awhile since I’ve posted, so Kirsten you dont find The FSM. When he touches you with his noodley appendage you will know, many Claim to have been touched no one knows really how many have.
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@ PIRATE AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!-
Yeah, i WISH.
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