earlier tonight

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a crab with FSM initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with crabs. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks!
-urad

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FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I recently worked for a local theatre company, where I stumbled upon this cool looking prop. Instantly I commandeered it to support my argument for the beneficial effect of adopting his Noodly lord, resulting in the convertion of 7 technicians and a couple of actors.
Ramen, Studio Marcel

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Drinking Glass

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I carved this into the glass bottom with a spinning diamond bur. Lots of fun revealing the hidden Spaghetti Monster between samples of beer that the glass was designed to hold. How mysterious are the ways of the Noodly Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!
Paul

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I came across your site

Published January 30th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I came across your site through Answers in Genesis. I have a couple of comments to make.

Anyone can make up a religion these days. What you propose to people is just silly. Lets be real here.

What is your authority to say how things started? I ask because we must go back to some authority in which we can say such things. Also, how can you then get to Heaven? How are we saved? Why are we in the mess, that we are?

Jesus Christ died for us, so that we could have life. Can you say the same thing about your “God”?
2Pe 2:1
But false prophets arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. 1 These false teachers 2 will 3 infiltrate your midst 4 with destructive heresies, 5 even to the point of 6 denying the Master who bought them. As a result, they will bring 7 swift destruction on themselves.

2Pe 2:2
And many will follow their debauched lifestyles. 1 Because of these false teachers, 2 the way of truth will be slandered. 3

2Pe 2:19
Although these false teachers promise 1 such people 2 freedom, they themselves are enslaved to 3 immorality. 4 For whatever a person succumbs to, to that he is enslaved. 5

7:13 “Enter through the narrow gate, because the gate is wide and the way is spacious that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. 7:14 But the gate is narrow and the way is difficult that leads to life, and there are few who find it.

Living For Jesus
Joel

I just came across your website

Published January 29th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I just came across your website through digg.com. At first I was intrigued and happy that a group was standing up for teaching pure science in schools. However after reading what FSM was supposedly about and then reading many of these posts, I see FSM is no better than the religions you are bashing, your posters/members sit in high judgment over religious people, demeaning them for their beliefs. Now I am an actual scientist, with a B.S. in Physics and a M.S. in Physics, however I have spiritual/religious beliefs.

Here is my final point, stick to fighting the good fight to keep science in schools and make sure it is not replaced with absurd ID, I say this believing a God created the universe and let evolution run its course.

Stop bashing other people’s faiths and assuming they are ignorant because they have a faith, and stop making your atheism a religion onto itself.

-sty

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Pirate Fish spotted in Venezuela

Published January 27th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

From Alan:

I’m a canadian biologist working in venezuela. This was random, i ran into this baby and took a picture of it with my cellphone, i blurred out the license plate just in case the owner reads the blog, but the country and state are cleary visible.

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Very cool. Send me more sightings!

You can buy the emblems here:

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it’s close

Published January 27th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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Google Trends says we’re neck and neck with Intelligent Design. I had no idea it was this close.

u f-ing idiots

Published January 26th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m

you guys are just crazy

Published January 25th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better – I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path – I’m not trying to drag you into satanism – it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous

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cloud sighting

Published January 25th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Possible FSM sighting by wsg:

Shots of the clouds from last summer. No photoshopping and this hasn’t shown up on any other pics from my cam.

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