you guys are a joke

Published December 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris



193 Responses to “you guys are a joke”

  1. Sean says:

    Chris, my guess is that you believe in a god.

    And you say believing in a Spaghetti Monster is stupid?

    You make me laugh.

  2. Calvin Parng says:

    lol noodly appendage

    i’m an atheist, but not for long

    Pastafarian all the way

  3. Swedish Meatball says:

    OP Chris:
    I’d like to answer in the way I find to be most worthy of your attitude: Likewise.

  4. Smoke Eater says:

    The part I love about Christian rants is when they automaticaly question peoples sexuality. This from a group of people (men and women) Who profess their love for the man on a stick. Meanwhile the Catholic church still refuses to acknowledge women and won’t allow their priests to marry or otherwise carry on a “normal” relationship with a woman therefore causing them to release basic “GOD” given(?) instincts in homosexuality and pedophilia. But we’re “QUEERS”

  5. I am my creator! says:

    I’m an atheist! Proud to say so! Yet how i love to shove pasta down the throats of those who dare to mock me! I find fettucini works best!

  6. Fat Tony says:

    I thought this part was the most entertaining:

    “GET A … NEW RELIGION”

    Lemme go browse the interweb tubes here… OH look, a hundred religions that are identical except for the regional and cultural interpretations and\or corruptions of the same idea of supernatural omnicienct forces that control nature and fate… huh.

  7. Teh Spag-worshipper says:

    Well done, Chris! Small-mindedness, racism, homophobia, discrimination, demonstration of a clear superiority complex AND a total lack of proof, all in a 26 word sentence! Congratulations!
    .
    Oh, and, since there’s no actual arguments to debate, and I am exceptionally bored, I’m going to pick holes in your grammar, instead. ^^
    - Missing at least three commas
    - Missing your choice of a colon, semi-colon, or full stop
    - Misspelling of ‘you’
    - Misspelling of ‘believe’
    - Overuse of capitals
    - No full stop to end the sentence
    - No capitalisation of a proper noun
    - Misspelling of ‘spaghetti’ (bloody hell, it’s written on the bloody banner! Why can nobody be arsed to cast their eyes upwards those extra few inches?)
    Allow me to suggest this alternative draft:

    You guys are a joke, believing in a stupid spaghetti monster; you fucking sods, get a fucking life, and a job, and a new religion.
    -Chris

  8. Princess Psycho says:

    Well it may not have occured to Chris that he not only missed the point but I suspect he was looking for a little bit of spag porn it’s the sauce that turns him on.

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