You are an idiot

Published December 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?
-Harrison



129 Responses to “You are an idiot”

  1. neil says:

    as with most idiots you are clearly confused, you say:

    “spewing moronic brain excrement”

    this is interesting as most inbred zelots tend to be impressively anal in their outlook whereas you seem to be unfamiliar with the most rudimentary bodily functions.

    surely even one with such a low forhead as your good self would recognise you either

    a) spew moronic brain vomit – or
    b) defacate moronic brain excrement

    or maybe the ‘intelligent designer’ was having an off day when he hooked you up

    idiot

  2. N says:

    Flying shit monster! That’s a brilliant turn of phrase. I like how people often add a “flying” before expletives, as in, “I don’t give a flying fuck.” You sir are a gifted writer

  3. Gavin says:

    You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?
    -Harrison

    Dear God,

    The anger that flows through me is unbearable…
    what? why God?
    i don’t know:

    anyway…
    Actually the FSM and Pastafarianism is a brilliant piece of work…even if one doesn’t accept it as a religion one should take it for what it’s worth: an idea that keeps Idiocy and Blind Faith out of the world, starting in public schools…
    Apparently Good ol’ Mister Henderson does have SOME sort of life if he can create such a simple but (what word to describe) Great idea…

  4. sheldon says:

    Harrison im not a violant person why do you care in what we belive? and i have a life probebly more so then you because i dont sit on a computer all day bad mouthing people of differant belifs

  5. Cape Buffalo says:

    Im confused… there are evangelics who don’t preach idiocy?

  6. Cap'n Wolf says:

    Hear, hear, Sheldon! RAmen!

  7. the random frog says:

    wow! what a brilliant description of preists.
    ‘sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world ‘

  8. xmas flags says:

    Keep functioning ,terrific job!

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