I’m sorry to come off strong and all but as my school we have believers that follow this. I dont mind in what you believe in for all seriousness BUT the pictures, some are a mockery that you are apperntly trying to put on catholics,jews,lutherians,e.t.c. We dont blast on your religion DONT BLAST ON MINE OR OTHERS! You guys want to be taking serious? well then do it proffessional..
-chris
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@ irate Pirate (me)
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What I meant to say was,”U.S.” Americans…….
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Sorry about any ensuing confusion.
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Ramen.
“I’m sorry to come off strong”
Then take a shower.
I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that this isn’t a joke. Are some people really this dumb? No, if this is authentic, I have reevaluating to do.
Chris,
If you are willing to take a minute or two to type and post a comment on this site take another couple of minutes and click “About”. It will give you great insight to the Pastafarians.
Most usually do not blast religion but blast the posters who are being quite horrible to us. Generally, most hate-mailers come across as a bunch of religious fanatics that cannot spell and quite frankly come across as a bunch of hillbilly retards who cannot read.
So please take the time to get your facts straights about FSM.
Thanks
PS. In the future, copy what you have typed into any word processor and click spell check. Make corrections then paste back in here and submit.
“Strong?” That was not strong. Poorly expressed and not strong. Please try again
@rmw
“While there are some Pastafarians who are vocal in their condemnation of organized religion, particularly Christianity, most of us are quite content to live and let live.” - Except for happy clappy TV evangelists. They deserve a spirited mocking…and a Chinese burn.
flyingspaghettiapostle, just a word in Saucy Love, our God HAS balls, the guy on the stick doesn’t; no point in arguing about this, it’s worse than apples and oranges, it’s Holy Meatballs and nothing.
chris: the only religious people I know that keep their religion to themselves and don’t “BLAST” others are the Jews and the Pastafarians. The rest, Christians, muslims and so many others, can’t have enough of “BLASTING” others. Not to mention, of course, harassing them in all manners imaginable, robbing them, torturing them, raping them, burning them alive, cutting them to pieces and, oh yeah, let’ not forget condemning them to eternal damnation and hell. Go read a little history, then read today’s news and then don’t worry about not “coming off strong”, try not to come off ridiculous.
If you have a reasonable argument, use it, otherwise, don’t embarrass yourself.
Key word: apperntly [sic]. I assume you mean ‘apparently’ which means your argument has no basis. Sorry.
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Oh hang on. No I’m not.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Alleged Stuff
@Madd Dogg Charlie Dec 30th, 2007 at 1:09 am: “Aren’t lutherians people who make violins? Of course the FSM is opposed to violins, he’s a peaceful god.”
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Hahahaha! Another example of a too often neglected aspect of Pastafarianism: linguistic creativity. Shouldn’t Bobby mention that in a next (revised and extended) edition of the Gospel?
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It counterbalances nicely the poor language of hatemailers. But we’ll never be sure about those all being genuine…
You miss the message of his wrathful taste.
“We dont blast on your religion”? So tell me, what are you and all other hate-mailers doing right now?
@Little Maru Dec 30th, 2007 at 6:47 am
“I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that this isn’t a joke. Are some people really this dumb?”
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Yep…’fraid so :( Chris’s mail is mild and articulate compared to some we receive!
Maybe he should read the hate mail section, and see that a lot of catholics DO blast us.
It’s funny that the only thing he is opposed to is our pictures. All of our art is based purely on facts. And isn’t the fact that you posted this blasted us? Just sayin’.
RAMEN
@Madd Dogg Charlie
“Aren’t lutherians people who make violins? Of course the FSM is opposed to violins, he’s a peaceful god.”
Very well said! RAmen.
Why must we fight? We are all children of the flying spaghetti monster and he loves us all. Let us bask in his saucy goodness and rejoice.
come on people,
as an atheist, just about everyone in my school hates me,
they’re freakin intolerable, even when I tolerate their Christianity.
But the second we create a religion (that is not more absurd than any other, mind you) the Christians get pissed at us.
Don’t they even understand it’s just a joke?
They take this “threat” against their “lord and savior” too seriously
What kind of bullshit school do you go to? (no offence)
In my school, nobody gives a shit about who beleives in what.
“Come off a little strong”? It takes more than CAPSLOCK to faze us. No death threats or anything? Come ON… You should have done this piece of hatemail “proffesional”.
Take it easy! God doesn’t like the pictures anyways cuz he thinks he looks fat in them