Comments on: wow you people are crazy

By: Koko am Moko

Koko am Moko — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:33:17 +0000

@ Fred 151
By that logic (i.e. you can’t prove God doesn’t exist, so therefore he does!) then EVERYTHING you can’t prove doesn’t exist, does actually exist. Like dragons. You can’t prove they don’t exist, so by your logic they do. And aliens (which many Xians don’t believe in) can’t be disproved, so then they must exist! See how stupid this is?
Also, by that logic not only your god would exist, everyone else’s god would too. Just FYI there.
And what does disproving god have to do with creating a fake religion? If we had to disprove your god, we might as well disprove them all. And that would take awhile, and it wouldn’t leave any time for pasta.
Also, no one ever said that they have proof that god doesn’t exist. It just isn’t likely. So don’t be hating on people who don’t believe in something that isn’t very likely.
@ the rest of you: Actually, I believe theoretically a woman can get pregnant without sex, but Mary would have difficulty with this. Ever heard of artificial insemination? It’s not really as grand as the Xians make it seem, now is it?
I’ve got a question for anyone up to the challenge: What if Genesis was correct, and the Xian god did make something in his image. But it was aliens. And we’re the aliens of the people god made it his image.
Just something different, I suppose.
Make pasta not war!
Koko am Moko

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By: Garrick McElroy

Garrick McElroy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:45:43 +0000

With the billions, maybe trillions, of people your god has already sent to hell, why would you worry about a few more million?

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:57:23 +0000

what i want to know is why would you hate me just because i LOOKED like noodles?

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By: Ayumi-chan

Ayumi-chan — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:43:16 +0000

Well, if your God wants me to burn in Hell for such a minor offence, no WAY I’m going to worship him. Sorry, but I’d only be encouraging him ;)

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By: Arrrr

Arrrr — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:51:58 +0000

Whoof, I’m veeeerrry happy you were homeschooled too. Heaven forbid you’d be out in PUBLIC.

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By: Rich Rab

Rich Rab — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:15:13 +0000

This is a simple arguement to settle. Just bring me your god personaly to my front door. All the thousands of gods that have existed and many still do from over the years. I will pimp slap all of them and put them on their knees in front of me and make all them suck my ****.
Of coarse there is no such thing as god so I will have to hire one, sort of like hireing a santa at christmas.

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By: Maxwell

Maxwell — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:58:01 +0000

Ahhh, the “Burning in the pits of hell” unlike “real christians” argument. I’m pleased to see that like most christians, little Christy here is not afraid to punch out anyone that suggests her god may not be their god. Frankly, I’m glad you were ‘homeschooled’ too….it makes your horrible punctuation even that much funnier! (even though I rely heavily on the comma, which, in most cases, is, unnecessary.) I bet Mommy taught you the Earth is only 6000 years old too? Did she buy textbooks that showed jesus and dinosaurs together, or did she just use the bible as her textbook? Go play in the street.

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By: Bucken

Bucken — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:13:19 +0000

U broked mah Bad n00z :’(

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By: Hepius

Hepius — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:09:13 +0000

I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus tells us to punch our teachers in the face.

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By: Cap'n Wolf

Cap'n Wolf — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:11:43 +0000

yourgrandma and Gavin are extremely correct.

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By: Cape Buffalo

Cape Buffalo — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:30:00 +0000

You know Christy, my wife and I thought about homeschooling our son. But then we realized he needs the interaction with the other children in public school. That cannot be taught at homeschool.

Im sure your a great person, but many of the people I know who homeschool their childern do so because they want to bring everything back to their christain god, so their child hears only this one narrow point of view. They don’t accept that there are things they just don’t know, and the bible doesn’t have any of the answers. Sad.

It is not healthy for a young child to only be exposed to one narrow point of view for so many years. I sincerely hope for your sake that your experience in homeschool has not been a handicap you have had to deal with for your entire adult life.

There is no Hell Chirsty, nor a heaven. Read a science book, and use your bible for something usefull, like tinder for your fireplace. The thin paper burns better than newspaper.

I would love to punch a teacher in the face for telling my childern that just because there is a universe, then there MUST have been a god that created it. I wont because this is assult and battery, and I don’t want to go to jail over such sillyness. I would just tell my children the truth.

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By: tigger95

tigger95 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:53:46 +0000

i believe that everyone has the right to believe what they want, and if there really is a flying spaghetti monster, all the more power to ya.

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By: sheldon

sheldon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:40:05 +0000

why thats all i as why do you hate us what did we ever do to you? huh i just dont understand it you know its people like you that give christians a bad name but because i am a pastafarian i have to say that its ok and even if you do belive diferently to us most chrisians will got to heaven

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By: Gavin

Gavin — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:12:37 +0000

so much confusion…this one was hard to read:

wow you people are crazy(comma) i pray to my LORD jesus christ (is that your Lord? and if so being a demi-god what would he do?) that you people wake up God (that we people wake up God [is he sleeping, and unknowing to what he has created? CHRISTIANS!!!) created man in his own image (period, delete next word) and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT (huh huh...BUTT) you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebody(apostrophe)s dinner!

people will believe anything!!

(Apparently...)

i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase (well you'll need to re-learn slelnipg)i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr(delete last letter)!

And if you weren't homeschooled Christian, would you still be Christian? Thus if not couldn't we rule out you punching a teacher in the face for teaching you Blasphemy according to YOUR religion?

i hate to be the breaker of bad news (breaker of bad news...so now bad news doesn't work anymore? or what?) but when you look around when u die (very confusing sentence there: When you look around [comma] when you die, OR When you look around when you die [comma]) u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL (can you prove that??) and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell (isn’t it a sin to judge as your Lord, the REAL Judge, would judge? is it not up to Him one’s destiny?) ! (random end of sentence there) over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea (it was actually a response to YOUR FREAKISHLY crazy ass!!!).
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy

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By: Ann

Ann — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:58:39 +0000

i iz so happy i wuz homeschooled, soz i dint have to lern no puntuashun

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By: yourgrandma

yourgrandma — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:57:09 +0000

You know, the first thing that jumps out at me in most of these hate comments is the very real anger that the messages convey. The next thing I notice is the lack of spelling, punctuation and grammar. I am not a Pulitzer Prize winner, but I do tend to put some thought into what I’m saying.

I don’t subscribe to any religion. If I have to be threatened to think a certain way, I run.

One thing I will concede to the detractors is the Pirate aspect of the teachings. If my understanding of Pirate is correct (even in the nautical sence), there are more pirates now than ever. The coasts of Africa are pretty messed up lately. But I could be wrong. And that is the beauty of being a reasonable person. I can admit to being wrong. Isn’t it amazing?

Ramen to all.

Granny

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By: kung foo colin

kung foo colin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:10:18 +0000

O goody, a real christian. Living roof that, as he stated himself, “People will believe anything!!”

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By: indigo v.

indigo v. — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:21:55 +0000

This makes me very sad.
People like this, who get over stupid fights because of religion, I just can’t understand. Why do they feel the need to tell us we’ll burn in hell? WWJD, I thought that was their motto. The only message that Jesus had was to LOVE. How can you claim to follow him if you cannot follow his basic principle? You may know every psalm, all 12 disciples and the story of Jesus’ birth, but when it comes to loving your neighbor, you have some serious deficiencies.
I hope one day that you’ll wake up from this demented dream and realize how many people you’ve hurt on your way to “heaven”. I’m just glad that I know not to pay you any attention.

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By: tom

tom — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:42:29 +0000

it’s a bit sad really. i thought christians were supposed to be friendly.

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By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:30:51 +0000

“i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!”

Because THAT’S definitely what Jesus would do! Sounds like you need to spend less time being hypocritical and more time studying the religion you claim to follow.

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