wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
Well I do have to partially agree with this asshole. People will believe anything.
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@bombadil
Dec 28th, 2007 at 12:46 am
“Where a woman was created from a rib, all animals lived in walking distance of a mans house, and people can walk on water isn’t crazy at all”
Some of my favourite “Bible crazy” is Noah cramming two of every critter (some poisonous and others spikey) into a home made boat to survive a cataclysm and the story of Bel and the Dragon. There are also some dietary tips worth noting.
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He almost gets the point. It’s so sad he just misses it.
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@Wench Nikkiee and Cap’n Ollie
And knowing that much better how good a snowball’s chance in Hell is.
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@Wench Nikkiee
Not yet. Preparation sounds a little complicated and uncomfortable. Maybe I should drink at least 4 or 5 bottles of yagermeister… FIRST!? :p
yes!! much better… then the sculpting!
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Wha? Cap’n Ollie? My apologies, Repmuht (who I actually meant), and may His noodly appendage touch you all!
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um dude The flying Speggethi monster did not make us in his image he made basid us on the holy image of pirates
and good for you becuse you will be
put into our hell
With no Beer Volcanos and Strippers with Stds
SO HA
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WOW!!!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who realizes Christy’s home school teacher, sucked!
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“i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!”
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Homeschooling, eh?
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I don’t think this is real. She can’t spell. If she was home schooled, she might as well have been kicking herself in the head, or having her mother or father kick her in the head, whatever…. you know what I mean. I think this email is a joke, but it’s still funny.
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is it just me, or do the Christians always seem to have horrible grammar/spelling/punctuation/understanding of their own religion?
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Blessing be to all! And may the great Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you all with his noodly appendages!…especially you miss Christie I pray that he touches you with his special noodly appendage of Un-ignorance, so that you may come to accept our lord Flying Spaghetti Monster as your personal lord and savior!….
I just have to say that it really ticks me off when people judge others with out knowing anything about them, like they know god thinks… That is unless the The Flying Spaghetti Monster talks to you in your sleep!
Peace To ALL
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Well, we are made in His image. My body is the Holy Pasta Tray, with its own noodly appendages issuing forth. Look at nature. Trees, snakes, even telephone poles reflect His Pastine perfection. I see his presence everywhere.
Smothered is saucy, spicy love,
Daryle
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i bet u think jeses is white too
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You might want to check and see if you can get your money back on that home schooling thing.
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I just found this and think it is GREAT!
Hey if we all do burn in hell (NOT!) Rest assured I made reservations. Third street to the left as soon as you get through the gates. Anyway if hell does exist I would suppose all the creative and fun people will be there.
Blessed Be to ALL
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“i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell!”
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Just admit it, deep down you don’t hate being the bearer of bad news, you love it! Only downside is that your religion is probably also wrong! Have you ever noticed how many religions there really are and the only reason your particular one is the dominant one, in the western world, is because of how many people were killed to promote it? Now, that doesn’t make it any more true. And to top it off within your religion there are numerous different interpretations that would most likely put you in Hell too?
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Why not just stick with a Spaghetti Monster that isn’t demanding and let’s you have a good time, until you fall asleep that last time and the world goes on without you?
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of course people will believe anything if it makes sense. and if it sounds neato, becomes popular enough with the proper packaging ie: be good, go to heaven, it’ll spread like a plague on steroids. no different than santa or the easter bunny. interesting how these imaginary figures are tied into the whole christian faith. hmm
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Cap’n Ollie Dec 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“@Wench Nikkiee (and other disgruntled homeschoolees)”
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I’m homeschooled?? I think I must have played hooky the whole time :p
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@freedom fighter
Welcome to the church of the FSM. Hang around, post some more if you like. This is a nice cyber-spot to hang out.
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This is hilarious
http://www.doublesharpevideo.com/HomeSchool2/Homeschool2.html
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I hate it when people judge all of the home-schooled kids by these people who are home-schooled so they aren’t exposed to un-Christian values. I am home-schooled because the public school system failed to offer me proper gifted sources, and I was drowning in boredom of too little thought and too much busy work. And I am going back to public school so I can enroll in a fine arts school and do drama.
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She is a true christian! See, real christians go around stoning people to death just because they think their imaginary friend is better.
It’s because of people like Christy that we had the crusades act.
The people who did the crusades were buttheads.
Following this train of thought, Christy is a butthead.
Have a nice day!
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um so u were homeschooled?
that clarifies a lot.
but honestly? if were all going to hell then i can’t wait ’cause everyone i know will be there.
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Pot, meet kettle.
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All of you shut up and love the Flying Spaghetti monster! Or he will smite you all!
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At some point in the future, when I feel that my property taxes have gone too high (the majority of which support public education), I will reread this glorious example of the results of “home-school’in” kids, at which point I will include an additional $1K in my tax envelope.
“i hate to be the breaker of bad news”, but this child is deluded. Go FSM !
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Your “God” doesn’t love people who hate others because their beliefs are different than yours. Its not fair of you to judge them just because they believe in something different.
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what’s sad is that this is yet another person who has been brought up to think of religion as something you win. Note how she constantly points out that we’re going to hell? She is really proud of the fact that she’s on the winning team.
Too many people who run religions these days do this to their members — they act as if religion is a high school basketball game and promote accordingly.
interestingly, my wife, who was brought up in a fundamentalist religion (but got better) says that these people really honestly believe they have to save others, it’s their duty. Which puts the attitude of this sad person into an even more interesting light, since her attitude is so paternalistic, so prideful, so hate-filled (and I could probably add in a couple more of the seven deadly sins if I put my mind to it) that she’s not going to win converts, she’s going to repel them.
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Mmmm…hellfire – gotta have something with which to cook the pasta and worship His Noodly Goodness.
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…hey, have you noticed the number of repeated letters in this thing?
Who holds down the keys for that long? Im beginning to wonder if we’ve all been insulting a paraplegic.
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Religion is all a huge lie, anyone who believes in anything is trying to escape reality, and is henceforth a bubbling moron.
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Wow. This is hatemail. Liberal capslock, poor spelling, little capitalization, fanatical mentions of violence, hipocracy, bigotry, no capitalization of first name, ect… This hatemail is by the book.
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shut up now
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Breaker of bad news? Good thing you were homeschooled so well.
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Wow. She was taught well huh? Then why would she not capitalize her ‘I’s and not spell out ‘you’? I was home schooled for a year and a half, best thing that happened to me- not enough proper gifted programs in the public schools. The fact that she doesn’t appreciate and is unwilling to learn about other people’s beliefs embodies her “true christianism.” She believes in Hell? Okay, I just hope she knows the lowest level is held specially for people who use liberal and improper capitalization and poor spelling while trying to make a point.
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I reckon that her mama plum forgot to teach her about them periods and capital letters when homeschoolin’ her. But, shoot, she don’t need to know that kind of book learnin’– just knowin’ that the buybull is 100% true is enough. And, if you disagree, you is goin to HELL!!!!!!!!
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Well if you believe the literal translation of the bible then you should be happy for us sinners who burn in hell because there are only 144,000 open spots in heaven. Are you sure you are good enough to be included? I think there may have been more then that just in priests and nuns. Good luck in the DMV line from hell.
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@Noodly 1
“Wow. This is hatemail. Liberal capslock, poor spelling, little capitalization, fanatical mentions of violence, hipocracy, bigotry, no capitalization of first name, ect… This hatemail is by the book”…the good book…and Jesus said…”happy is he who can spell the name of the Lorrd…”
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“people will believe anything”. You are so right on that, christy.
I’ve heard that some people are crazy enough to believe that some obviously false god (not the FSM, that would be credible enough), wanting to have a son, used his “holy” noodle to impregnate a virgin who then went on to have a dude that could change water into wine and have fish multiply and an unending collection of other crazy stuff.
You are right, christy, people are crazy!!
Remember, always say to yourself: I know my Flying Spaghetti Monster loves me cause my recipe book tells me so.
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wow, you ARE right
people WILL believe anything
just look at yourself!
You BELIEVE that we BELIEVE the Flying Spaghetti Monster
It’s a freakin’ joke!
wow, look who’s the gullible one now,
not to mention hippocritical
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Now now folks, I think so far people have been a little hard on Christy, she has a right to express her feelings and views in just about any way she wishes. We should be more accepting of those who take the time and effort into communicating via this medium. Surely the essence of Pastafarianism and the will of our delicous lord (may he touch us all with his noodley apendage) would be to embrace critisim and opinion.
RAmen
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Christy, what makes you think you are right?
I’m also glad you were home schooled. Maybe you should stay in your home the rest of your life so you can’t reproduce and induct another generation with ignorant ideas and unfounded lies?
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…Let me get this straight…After telling us that you hope we get eaten, we’re going to hell and that you would punch someone because they believe something different than you…you say ‘God Bless’? Oh, how sweet! You hate our guts; but God Bless! Makes sense…>.>
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You would punch someone who told you about the FSM, but here are you people, telling us of eternal torture for defying something non-existent, the fall of mankind because someone ate a piece of fruit because a talking snake told them to and a zombie God – Why should I not punch you? You’re doing the same thing!
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wow this person needs to chill out. im all for learning about other cultures and beliefs isnt that the way it should be??
we’re all taught about learning to understand other religions and beliefs yet this person is quite quick to condemn ours??
and what proof, might i ask, do YOU have that YOUR god exists??
im glad you were home schooled too coz no one needs to listen to your sort of narrow minded thoughts
RAmen
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LEIK NO WAY SHE IS HOMESCHOOOLED? SHE TALKS SO WELL!
i mean come on, luk @ her very intelligent response! I dun’t think u people can understand liek how educated she eees! i am verrrrrrrrrry happi that she wrote in bcuz u ppl r crazy! LIEK OH EM GEE! UR ALL GUNNA BURN IN HELL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
The real response:
I guess her parents never taught her grammar, huh?
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Christy – spaghetti is cooked in a pot, not a pan. jeez. no respect.
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This is wonderful – what a wonderful letter to receive on ChriFSMas day!
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“i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled”
i hate to break it to you, but (while having since converted to the church of FSM) i was raised a christian and its pretty much universally accepted that:
CHRISTIANS DO NOT APPROVE OF:
Cannibalism
Violence against others
CHRISTIANS DO APPROVE OF:
Tolerance
Good grammar and punctuation
I guess whoever taught you was just trying to scare you in to believing that non christians would end up “burning in the pits of HELL”.
huh, i guess people really WILL believe anything.
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ok, just because we’ve been hearing about your so called religion for so long doesn’t make it true. Its like me saying that if you sit on quarters for an hour while the microwave is on and you’re singing Camptown Girls will turn those quarters into dollars. You wouldnt believe it then, but how about if i said it for so thousands of years and claimed God told me that, would u believe it then?
Yeah, ridiculous eh?
Take a look at Leviticus you zealot, i bet you haven’t even read it. There is a passage in there that says if there is mold in your house you should evacuate it and god will cleanse it for you. Well we’ve been reading that for so long i thought it must be true but when i tried it out i found out that ‘god’ fell short. That was when i converted to pastafarianism.
RAmen
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