wow you people are crazy

Published by Bobby Henderson December 25th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!

people will believe anything!!

i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!

i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy

195 Responses to “wow you people are crazy”

1. 181 - January 19th, 2008 at - kung foo colin Says:
   
   

   O goody, a real christian. Living roof that, as he stated himself, “People will believe anything!!”

2. 182 - January 20th, 2008 at - yourgrandma Says:
   
   

   You know, the first thing that jumps out at me in most of these hate comments is the very real anger that the messages convey. The next thing I notice is the lack of spelling, punctuation and grammar. I am not a Pulitzer Prize winner, but I do tend to put some thought into what I’m saying.

   I don’t subscribe to any religion. If I have to be threatened to think a certain way, I run.

   One thing I will concede to the detractors is the Pirate aspect of the teachings. If my understanding of Pirate is correct (even in the nautical sence), there are more pirates now than ever. The coasts of Africa are pretty messed up lately. But I could be wrong. And that is the beauty of being a reasonable person. I can admit to being wrong. Isn’t it amazing?

   Ramen to all.

   Granny

3. 183 - January 26th, 2008 at - Ann Says:
   
   

   i iz so happy i wuz homeschooled, soz i dint have to lern no puntuashun

4. 184 - January 26th, 2008 at - Gavin Says:
   
   

   so much confusion…this one was hard to read:

   wow you people are crazy(comma) i pray to my LORD jesus christ (is that your Lord? and if so being a demi-god what would he do?) that you people wake up God (that we people wake up God [is he sleeping, and unknowing to what he has created? CHRISTIANS!!!) created man in his own image (period, delete next word) and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT (huh huh…BUTT) you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebody(apostrophe)s dinner!

   people will believe anything!!

   (Apparently…)

   i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase (well you’ll need to re-learn slelnipg)i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr(delete last letter)!

   And if you weren’t homeschooled Christian, would you still be Christian? Thus if not couldn’t we rule out you punching a teacher in the face for teaching you Blasphemy according to YOUR religion?

   i hate to be the breaker of bad news (breaker of bad news…so now bad news doesn’t work anymore? or what?) but when you look around when u die (very confusing sentence there: When you look around [comma] when you die, OR When you look around when you die [comma]) u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL (can you prove that??) and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell (isn’t it a sin to judge as your Lord, the REAL Judge, would judge? is it not up to Him one’s destiny?) ! (random end of sentence there) over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea (it was actually a response to YOUR FREAKISHLY crazy ass!!!).
   God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
   -christy

5. 185 - January 29th, 2008 at - sheldon Says:
   
   

   why thats all i as why do you hate us what did we ever do to you? huh i just dont understand it you know its people like you that give christians a bad name but because i am a pastafarian i have to say that its ok and even if you do belive diferently to us most chrisians will got to heaven

6. 186 - March 28th, 2008 at - tigger95 Says:
   
   

   i believe that everyone has the right to believe what they want, and if there really is a flying spaghetti monster, all the more power to ya.

7. 187 - March 28th, 2008 at - Cape Buffalo Says:
   
   

   You know Christy, my wife and I thought about homeschooling our son. But then we realized he needs the interaction with the other children in public school. That cannot be taught at homeschool.

   Im sure your a great person, but many of the people I know who homeschool their childern do so because they want to bring everything back to their christain god, so their child hears only this one narrow point of view. They don’t accept that there are things they just don’t know, and the bible doesn’t have any of the answers. Sad.

   It is not healthy for a young child to only be exposed to one narrow point of view for so many years. I sincerely hope for your sake that your experience in homeschool has not been a handicap you have had to deal with for your entire adult life.

   There is no Hell Chirsty, nor a heaven. Read a science book, and use your bible for something usefull, like tinder for your fireplace. The thin paper burns better than newspaper.

   I would love to punch a teacher in the face for telling my childern that just because there is a universe, then there MUST have been a god that created it. I wont because this is assult and battery, and I don’t want to go to jail over such sillyness. I would just tell my children the truth.

8. 188 - March 30th, 2008 at - Cap'n Wolf Says:
   
   

   yourgrandma and Gavin are extremely correct.

9. 189 - March 31st, 2008 at - Hepius Says:
   
   

   I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus tells us to punch our teachers in the face.

10. 190 - April 18th, 2008 at - Bucken Says:
    
    

    U broked mah Bad n00z :’(

11. 191 - April 18th, 2008 at - Maxwell Says:
    
    

    Ahhh, the “Burning in the pits of hell” unlike “real christians” argument. I’m pleased to see that like most christians, little Christy here is not afraid to punch out anyone that suggests her god may not be their god. Frankly, I’m glad you were ‘homeschooled’ too….it makes your horrible punctuation even that much funnier! (even though I rely heavily on the comma, which, in most cases, is, unnecessary.) I bet Mommy taught you the Earth is only 6000 years old too? Did she buy textbooks that showed jesus and dinosaurs together, or did she just use the bible as her textbook? Go play in the street.

12. 192 - June 4th, 2008 at - Rich Rab Says:
    
    

    This is a simple arguement to settle. Just bring me your god personaly to my front door. All the thousands of gods that have existed and many still do from over the years. I will pimp slap all of them and put them on their knees in front of me and make all them suck my ****.
    Of coarse there is no such thing as god so I will have to hire one, sort of like hireing a santa at christmas.

13. 193 - July 8th, 2008 at - Arrrr Says:
    
    

    Whoof, I’m veeeerrry happy you were homeschooled too. Heaven forbid you’d be out in PUBLIC.

14. 194 - September 13th, 2008 at - Ayumi-chan Says:
    
    

    Well, if your God wants me to burn in Hell for such a minor offence, no WAY I’m going to worship him. Sorry, but I’d only be encouraging him ;)

15. 195 - December 19th, 2008 at - Jack Says:
    
    

    what i want to know is why would you hate me just because i LOOKED like noodles?

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