wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
This is hilarious
http://www.doublesharpevideo.com/HomeSchool2/Homeschool2.html
I hate it when people judge all of the home-schooled kids by these people who are home-schooled so they aren’t exposed to un-Christian values. I am home-schooled because the public school system failed to offer me proper gifted sources, and I was drowning in boredom of too little thought and too much busy work. And I am going back to public school so I can enroll in a fine arts school and do drama.
She is a true christian! See, real christians go around stoning people to death just because they think their imaginary friend is better.
It’s because of people like Christy that we had the crusades act.
The people who did the crusades were buttheads.
Following this train of thought, Christy is a butthead.
Have a nice day!
um so u were homeschooled?
that clarifies a lot.
but honestly? if were all going to hell then i can’t wait ’cause everyone i know will be there.
Pot, meet kettle.
All of you shut up and love the Flying Spaghetti monster! Or he will smite you all!
At some point in the future, when I feel that my property taxes have gone too high (the majority of which support public education), I will reread this glorious example of the results of “home-school’in” kids, at which point I will include an additional $1K in my tax envelope.
“i hate to be the breaker of bad news”, but this child is deluded. Go FSM !
Your “God” doesn’t love people who hate others because their beliefs are different than yours. Its not fair of you to judge them just because they believe in something different.
what’s sad is that this is yet another person who has been brought up to think of religion as something you win. Note how she constantly points out that we’re going to hell? She is really proud of the fact that she’s on the winning team.
Too many people who run religions these days do this to their members — they act as if religion is a high school basketball game and promote accordingly.
interestingly, my wife, who was brought up in a fundamentalist religion (but got better) says that these people really honestly believe they have to save others, it’s their duty. Which puts the attitude of this sad person into an even more interesting light, since her attitude is so paternalistic, so prideful, so hate-filled (and I could probably add in a couple more of the seven deadly sins if I put my mind to it) that she’s not going to win converts, she’s going to repel them.
Mmmm…hellfire - gotta have something with which to cook the pasta and worship His Noodly Goodness.
…hey, have you noticed the number of repeated letters in this thing?
Who holds down the keys for that long? Im beginning to wonder if we’ve all been insulting a paraplegic.
Religion is all a huge lie, anyone who believes in anything is trying to escape reality, and is henceforth a bubbling moron.
Wow. This is hatemail. Liberal capslock, poor spelling, little capitalization, fanatical mentions of violence, hipocracy, bigotry, no capitalization of first name, ect… This hatemail is by the book.
shut up now
Breaker of bad news? Good thing you were homeschooled so well.
Wow. She was taught well huh? Then why would she not capitalize her ‘I’s and not spell out ‘you’? I was home schooled for a year and a half, best thing that happened to me- not enough proper gifted programs in the public schools. The fact that she doesn’t appreciate and is unwilling to learn about other people’s beliefs embodies her “true christianism.” She believes in Hell? Okay, I just hope she knows the lowest level is held specially for people who use liberal and improper capitalization and poor spelling while trying to make a point.
I reckon that her mama plum forgot to teach her about them periods and capital letters when homeschoolin’ her. But, shoot, she don’t need to know that kind of book learnin’– just knowin’ that the buybull is 100% true is enough. And, if you disagree, you is goin to HELL!!!!!!!!
Well if you believe the literal translation of the bible then you should be happy for us sinners who burn in hell because there are only 144,000 open spots in heaven. Are you sure you are good enough to be included? I think there may have been more then that just in priests and nuns. Good luck in the DMV line from hell.
@Noodly 1
“Wow. This is hatemail. Liberal capslock, poor spelling, little capitalization, fanatical mentions of violence, hipocracy, bigotry, no capitalization of first name, ect… This hatemail is by the book”…the good book…and Jesus said…”happy is he who can spell the name of the Lorrd…”
“people will believe anything”. You are so right on that, christy.
I’ve heard that some people are crazy enough to believe that some obviously false god (not the FSM, that would be credible enough), wanting to have a son, used his “holy” noodle to impregnate a virgin who then went on to have a dude that could change water into wine and have fish multiply and an unending collection of other crazy stuff.
You are right, christy, people are crazy!!
Remember, always say to yourself: I know my Flying Spaghetti Monster loves me cause my recipe book tells me so.