wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
Well I do have to partially agree with this asshole. People will believe anything.
@bombadil
Dec 28th, 2007 at 12:46 am
“Where a woman was created from a rib, all animals lived in walking distance of a mans house, and people can walk on water isn’t crazy at all”
Some of my favourite “Bible crazy” is Noah cramming two of every critter (some poisonous and others spikey) into a home made boat to survive a cataclysm and the story of Bel and the Dragon. There are also some dietary tips worth noting.
He almost gets the point. It’s so sad he just misses it.
@Wench Nikkiee and Cap’n Ollie
And knowing that much better how good a snowball’s chance in Hell is.
@Wench Nikkiee
Not yet. Preparation sounds a little complicated and uncomfortable. Maybe I should drink at least 4 or 5 bottles of yagermeister… FIRST!? :p
yes!! much better… then the sculpting!
Wha? Cap’n Ollie? My apologies, Repmuht (who I actually meant), and may His noodly appendage touch you all!
um dude The flying Speggethi monster did not make us in his image he made basid us on the holy image of pirates
and good for you becuse you will be
put into our hell
With no Beer Volcanos and Strippers with Stds
SO HA
WOW!!!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who realizes Christy’s home school teacher, sucked!
“i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!”
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Homeschooling, eh?
I don’t think this is real. She can’t spell. If she was home schooled, she might as well have been kicking herself in the head, or having her mother or father kick her in the head, whatever…. you know what I mean. I think this email is a joke, but it’s still funny.
is it just me, or do the Christians always seem to have horrible grammar/spelling/punctuation/understanding of their own religion?
Blessing be to all! And may the great Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you all with his noodly appendages!…especially you miss Christie I pray that he touches you with his special noodly appendage of Un-ignorance, so that you may come to accept our lord Flying Spaghetti Monster as your personal lord and savior!….
I just have to say that it really ticks me off when people judge others with out knowing anything about them, like they know god thinks… That is unless the The Flying Spaghetti Monster talks to you in your sleep!
Peace To ALL
Well, we are made in His image. My body is the Holy Pasta Tray, with its own noodly appendages issuing forth. Look at nature. Trees, snakes, even telephone poles reflect His Pastine perfection. I see his presence everywhere.
Smothered is saucy, spicy love,
Daryle
i bet u think jeses is white too
You might want to check and see if you can get your money back on that home schooling thing.
I just found this and think it is GREAT!
Hey if we all do burn in hell (NOT!) Rest assured I made reservations. Third street to the left as soon as you get through the gates. Anyway if hell does exist I would suppose all the creative and fun people will be there.
Blessed Be to ALL
“i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell!”
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Just admit it, deep down you don’t hate being the bearer of bad news, you love it! Only downside is that your religion is probably also wrong! Have you ever noticed how many religions there really are and the only reason your particular one is the dominant one, in the western world, is because of how many people were killed to promote it? Now, that doesn’t make it any more true. And to top it off within your religion there are numerous different interpretations that would most likely put you in Hell too?
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Why not just stick with a Spaghetti Monster that isn’t demanding and let’s you have a good time, until you fall asleep that last time and the world goes on without you?
of course people will believe anything if it makes sense. and if it sounds neato, becomes popular enough with the proper packaging ie: be good, go to heaven, it’ll spread like a plague on steroids. no different than santa or the easter bunny. interesting how these imaginary figures are tied into the whole christian faith. hmm
Cap’n Ollie Dec 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“@Wench Nikkiee (and other disgruntled homeschoolees)”
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I’m homeschooled?? I think I must have played hooky the whole time :p
@freedom fighter
Welcome to the church of the FSM. Hang around, post some more if you like. This is a nice cyber-spot to hang out.