wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
@Q Smets
“I would like to join the Holy Order of the Pastafarians.
This website has shown me the true path of life. Would our holy divinity, the flying spaghetti monster, be pleased if I would sacrify my first-born son?”
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You just joined us. No paperwork required, posting here is enough. And certainly no sacrificing of children in His honor. The merciful FSM is not vain and doesn’t want us doing all sort of things in His honor. It is His wish to spend your energies on living in peace, curing diseases, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable.
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@Cygnostik
Welcome to your new spiritual home to you too.
ONe thing I will say about all this hate mail, reading it and everyone’s comments really puts the FUN back in funbdamentalism.
Home schooled.
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rmw
Dec 27th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
I don’t think so. The grammar and sentence structure are so bad, that even if these highly intelligent members did receive lobotomies or humungous quantities of alcohol, I doubt they could dumb themselves down enough to write something this moronic.
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Thanks rmw :))
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(I didn’t write it by the way, honestly!)
WELL, FUCK! WE SHOULD ALL BE HOMESCHOOLED! Great idea!
Then we won’t have any illiteracy problems or obviously low I.Q.s!
And no, you are not a real christian.
Try loving thy damn neighbour, bitch
yes, because i religion where a woman was created from a rib, all animals lived in walking distance of a mans house, and people can walk on water isn’t crazy at all :(. you are an idiot. RAmen
Amazing that CHRISTy says “people will believe anything!!” since Christians believe the bible is literal facts and it’s pure fantasy.
Matt talks about “True christians” above. He is right on. One thing though - there appear to be VERY FEW true christians since all christians I hear on TV or meet in person are like her - mean spirited, intolerant, and violent and they think everyone should think like them.
RB
(I purposely did NOT capitalize christians. The word doesn’t really deserve it since christians in general do not embody the teachings of Christ.
look, you have made all of us other homeschooled kids look like bible-bahing freaks in gingham! Stop it!
It’s GOOD to KNOW that you HAVE some love in your LIFE - even if it IS for CAPITAL letters.
“master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL”
will there be spaghetti in “HELL”
The “homeschooled” remark makes me doubt the validity of this email.
I just want to remind people of the first “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t”:
“I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.”
@DPG
“Hell is a small village in Stjørdal, Norway with a population of 352. It has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, since people like to take the train there to get photographed in front of the station sign.”
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Not to mention the prospect of seeing Hell frozen over. :)
@JC Dec 27th, 2007 at 12:27 am
“or possibly Wench Nikkiee has removed her brain, stomped on it, put it through a meat grinder, splashed it with rum, lit it on fire, put it out with parrot, ate it, shat it out, sculpted it into a bust of Plato, put it back in her head, drank a bottle of yagermeister, and decided to do some creative writing.”
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Not yet. Preparation sounds a little complicated and uncomfortable. Maybe I should drink at least 4 or 5 bottles of yagermeister… FIRST!? :p
So…..when I die, do I get to eat some of this godlike creature ????
Well here we are again discussing what is “crazy” and what is not. As far as I know mental disease must be treated at a proper facility. So long
@Wench Nikkiee
“Not to mention the prospect of seeing Hell frozen over” - Or a cold day in Hell.
@Wench Nikkiee (and other disgruntled homeschoolees) I’d like to apologise for my intolerant attitude towards homeschooled people. It was wrong of me to judge you based on this single…person(?).
This was great xD! I especially liked the part about “Master Meatball” xD
No man shall judge another man. That is the job of the Flying Speghetti Monster.