wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
Couldn’t she just send a x-mas card???? At least this one is not written in CapsLock, although she still doesn’t know which letters to capitalize… I have a few things to point out…
#1. im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner—-HAHAHAHAHAHA that’s craziness reminiscent of the BLR… it doesn’t even make sense.
#2. i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr– In that case, we’re happy, too. Plus, that means we didn’t have to sit next to you at lunch while we ate our cafeteria spaghetti.
#3. i hate to be the breaker of bad news –I think you like it.
#4. God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks! — Thanks, right back at ya! (A backhanded compliment, no less? How christian of her.)
But this one is the most important….
#5. i am a REAL christian –Then why the HELL are you on VENGANZA on your lord and savior’s birthday instead of, I don’t know, blindfolding him, spinning him around, and helping him play Pin the Tail on the Donkey or something? Jesus is pissed at you for not coming to his party. You WON’T be invited to the next one… and THAT one is in HEAVEN. Sucks to be you.
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Meanwhile, my family was celebrating the FSM’s victory over Polk County public schools and keeping the FSM in ChrisFSMas… we had lasagna and watched Pirates.
NOTE TO OUR PROPHET: I really liked the pink background!!!!! Where did it go????????
Sweetie, your home schooling did you no favors. Your spelling and grammar suck.
Must be fake.
@ME
Caps lock is not a substitution for an education or intellegence. Try again.
Christy,
Thats all fine and dandy that you are a christian. Unfortunately you missed the point. The point here is that Christians have absolutely no right to have their beliefs taught in public schools. Biology is a scientific discipline; religion is not. Intelligent design should be taught in a theology class where it belongs. I also find it hard to believe that you are even a christian at all. True christians strive to be christ-like. Punching people in the face and looking down on everyone with opposing viewpoints is not being christ-like.
I did not know irony until i read this guys message.
Praise the FSM!
@DPG
“Hell is a small village in Stjørdal, Norway with a population of 352. It has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, since people like to take the train there to get photographed in front of the station sign.”
Fantastic! I wonder if the have any cool aristocracy like a Duke or Baron. Being introduced at parties as the “Duke of Hell” would really be something. I guess “go to hell” would be the least used expression in Hell. Endless fun.
Yep. It looks fake. The capitalised ‘LORD’, but the failure to spell ‘Jesus’ with a capital ‘J’ (I got kicked from a Jesus irc channel once for saying ‘jesus’ rather than ‘Jesus’), & the inconsistency of ‘you’ & ‘u’.
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Sorry christy, it doesn’t cut it for me–unless of course you really did get homeschooled & your parents taught you everything they know.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Proper Nouns
@All: one of my (music) students is homeschooled, has an protestant (evangelical) background, and ranks amongst the most intelligent people I’ve ever met. Won a highly reputed spelling contest as well. But countries and educational standards differ, of course.
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@Starbuckaneer Dec 27th, 2007 at 12:49 am: “NOTE TO OUR PROPHET: I really liked the pink background!!!!! Where did it go????????”
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You’ll see: ’round Easter it will be yellow! Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaargh!
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RAmen and Noodly Days to all Pastafarians!
@anon Dec 27th, 2007 at 1:22 pm: “I did not know irony until i read this guys message.”
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It’s like goldy, or bronzy, only it’s made out of iron (Baldrick in “Blackadder the Third”)
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It’s a classic, so why refrain from posting it… Brian’s Life keeps coming back here too!
Ummmmm, the bible does not say God created man in his image… it says “We” will create man in “our” image, in “our” likeness, therefor, there is more than one god…… and the must include our Lord and Savior…FSM
I would like to join the Holy Order of the Pastafarians.
This website has shown me the true path of life. Would our holy divinity, the flying spaghetti monster, be pleased if I would sacrify my first-born son?
Geetings, fellow Pastafarians
Thank you for your letter, Christy.
And your lack of education has convinced me I couldn’t possibly be right. You’ve sold me.
Praise Jesus!
@JC–”It’s probably Red Dutchpasta Wench pretending she had a xian mum and dad or PacificPam
imagining what it would be like to have a labotomy or possibly Wench Nikkiee has removed her brain, stomped on it, put it through a meat grinder, splashed it with rum, lit it on fire, put it out with parrot, ate it, shat it out, sculpted it into a bust of Plato, put it back in her head, drank a bottle of yagermeister, and decided to do some creative writing.”
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I don’t think so. The grammar and sentence structure are so bad, that even if these highly intelligent members did receive lobotomies or humungous quantities of alcohol, I doubt they could dumb themselves down enough to write something this moronic.
“Hell is a small village in Stjørdal, Norway with a population of 352. ”
Really?!? You mean we’re all going to Norway when we die?!? Coooooool!!
“Tar, I apologize if my post seems hateful of Christians, but they taught me to hate them, through 5 years of catholic school.”
OK, John, I give you that. I agree, these “converters” are as annoying as (dare I say it?) hell.
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I do not think a religion should be ridiculed by the people representing the religion, or a person ridiculed for what he/she believes in. But ridiculing a person’s action, such as this hatemail is fine by me :-).
zOMG! This guy better repent!
I’m ready to join Pastafarians and worship the He who is HIM, my Lord teh m0nst0rz!!
I love how out of touch with reality people can be. Yay FSM!
Christy has broken the 11th, and Secret Commandment, which goes, “The Truest among you shall praise Me with bad grammar and poor punctuation. You shall spell like nitwits and argue like fucktards in My Name. But Ye shall only do this amongst yourselves, and never before the heathens, that they might know My secret commandment.”
Tsk, tsk.
Ah well, Christy. When your god smites you, or your people take you out and stone you with stones till you be dead, you can always turn to His Noodliness. He is a much more forgiving deity.
i’m so glad that this person wrote a letter to the kansas board.
what you ‘christians’ need to realize is that your religion is just as ‘absurd’ and ‘illogical’ as any other.
just because it’s popular doesn’t mean that it’s right.
stop being an ignorant little brat.
“when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian”
& you’re calling us crazy?
no offense, but i’d rather not worship some asshole that sends his ‘children’ to ‘burn in the pits of hell’. thanks.