wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be somebodys dinner!
people will believe anything!!
i am verryyy happy i was well homeschooled becuase i would be in jail for punching a teacher in the face when she tried to tell me about this so called spagetti monsterr!
i hate to be the breaker of bad news but when you look around when u die u wont be with your master meatball you’ll be burning in the pits of HELL and i am a REAL christian and that hurts to know that so many people are gonna be in hell! over a random guy that started a joke and has nothing better to do besides make up some god for fun then see how many people are loving this idea.
God bless you wacked out meatball loving freaks!
-christy
You have to understand that they have been brainwashed into beleiving such nonsense. Not all can hope to achieve the level-headedness of pastafarians. Although I have just stumbled upon this site I’ve argued on many other on such issues, and have a few topics to bring up before you bash him much further (although i do believe he was quite rude all the same)
1. Brainwashing- The christian belief is ran by fear, the fear of eternal flames. They only REALLY want to help but are so overwhelmed by the fear of rotting they could not think otherwise. They are forced into closemindedness from birth. Only a few escape
2. Helpfulness- It helps alot of people to just be able to move on. These other religions… as silly as they are. Some people just would go all crazy phsyco and kill themselves once they fully understand they are just going to end up a pile of meat in the end. Just something to look foward to. A hope.
3. Stereotype- Don’t let this rather rude fellow make you hate other christians anymore. There are some smart ones out there.
Although I doubt i have brought up much in his defense I hope you will take in to account just how screwed this child is and maybe treat him as a cripple, a broken noodle who needs repair.
-Michael P Of Greenway Highschool
RAmen
Actually in the Bible it states Man will be created in our image
people will believe anything!!
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Christy got that one right, some will even believe in someone called Jesus being a saviour! I’d rather have a Noodly lord with flavour.
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And homeschooling cannot be good for you, judging by your atrocious spelling and grammar skills!
I must say: if heaven be filled with examples such as this, then their company would truly be a hell, and any plane other would be like a heaven.
Thank you christy! For showing me the way. WWJD? Punch a teacher in the face, that’s what.
Complements on the home schooling - excellent use of capitalization and punctuation, really helps drive your point home. It’s nice to finally read such an articulate argument expressed by such a kind and understanding person such as yourself. I am sure that your God, as an omnipotent, all powerful being, hates nothing worse than getting stiffed on production credit. I mean, if you can’t get people to kiss your ass, what good is being the benevolent ruler of the universe?
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage.
- RAmen
@Repmuht
“Hello. Why is hell in Norway?”
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See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway
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I quote from the wiki article:
“Hell is a small village in Stjørdal, Norway with a population of 352. It has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, since people like to take the train there to get photographed in front of the station sign.”
@Wench Nikkee
“*Christians* (the *REAL* trademark ones)” Christians ™ is the expression you’re looking for.
YOU LOT ARE OFF YOUR ROCKERS!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL NOBS!!!!!!!!!
“people will believe anything!!”
No, we don’t believe in the FSM more than you believe in all other Gods but one. At least, most of us don’t… You should read this website more carefully.
@chirs3
“Jesus endorses punching teachers CONFIRMED.”
This is slightly more believable.
Also, for comment posters like unluckymisfit, you’re not being a very good representation of FSM. Can you guys keep some of your harsh rudeness to yourself? I support the FSM because ID should not be taught in a science class, not because I hate Christianity.
Well I’m convinced. If I continue to believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster, it is obvious I will go to hell where Jesus, grown to 600 feet tall will come down and crush me with his feet like I am a bunch of grapes. I further believe this Jesus will refrain from cutting his toe nails and will rip me to sheds with them, while he and all the faithful in heaven guffaw at my plight, because they love me and God is love.
Later, when Jesus is finished with me, the hounds of hell will eat me, defecate me out and I will be reconsittuted so the entire cycle can be repeated again and again for all eternity.
Futher, upon reading this it is just so clear that Xtainity is SOOO MUCH MORE PLAUSIBLE than Pastafarianism. How could anyone believe in anything as far-fetched as an omnipotent flyinng pile of noodles and meatballs, when you can believe in an old man who’s always been there, who creates the entire universe in 168 hours roughly 6000 years ago, fathers a son who is himself, punishes all creation because two of his creations eat an apple, demands and gets his own son butchered for that transgression, and kills everything he creates buts lets the really good creation’s ghosts party with him and his son for all time to come because he is SOOO LOVING. Makes so much more sense, doesn’t it?
You guys are NUTS!!! I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, home schooling is not the way to go. You can only teach a kid the things you know and if you don’t know how to spell or use proper grammer then your child can’t learn it.
It is good to know that you are a real christian as aposed to all of those artificial ones I’ve been seeing on the market. However if your true concern is people burning in hell for not beleaving the same things you do then I think there is a much higher population of follwers anywhere else, but hey thanks for giving notice.
Pasta be with you,
Ramen
@ HomeschoolMom4FSM–I’m guessing Christy does not have the type of homeschooling that most homeschoolers I know received. I don’t know what it is like in other states and countries, but in CO, you do have to meet state standards for reading, writing, arthimetic, etc. It’s your choice if you want to teach your child(ren) a religious curriculum as well, but these basic standards are supposed to be met. (Admittedly, whether they are or not is another question entirely. Perhaps Christy falls in this category.)
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I’ve noticed a trend here with hate-mailers (as opposed to those with concerned criticisms): the spelling and grammar tends to be atrocious, and there are plenty of threats of violence and/or going to hell. My favorites are the ones that try to rip us a new one (”You’re going to BURN in HELL; I hope you die; you’re faggots, retarded, heathens, etc.”) then follow with a “God bless you.” Are we being cursed or blessed? Please hate-mailers, make up your minds! It’s got to be one or the other. I find it very difficult to believe you can do both.
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@Ayumi-chan–noodles don’t have BUTTS! You are so right! Preach it sista!
Hmm… yet another “Real Christian” who likes to punch people in the face.
My dearist Christy,
I feel so, so sorry for you. From reading what you wrote, I can guess either you have parents who are incapable of rational thought and teaching, as is obvious by you atrocious grammar and penmanship, OR you have so many disorders stacked against you varying from learning disabilities to temper control issues that the very God you believe in MUST hate you. There is no other reasonable explanation for it except He hates you.
On a seperate note, “ME” seems to have identity crisis issues. You see, when I read your posts, I see they were written by me. However, when someone else reads them, they will clearly see that THEY authored such insightful comments as “YOU ARE ALL NOBS!!!!!!!!!” I searched every definition service the internet has to offer, but can’t figure out what the bloody fuck a ‘nob’ is.
Anyway, I was distracted. Christy, this god you so adamantly believe in hates you for writing such things, surely. That, or due to your parents, you have earned the sympathy of hundreds. I’ll submit your name to Oprah, maybe she can do something about it.
Tar, I apologize if my post seems hateful of christians, but they taught me to hate them, through 5 years of catholic school.
Back to you Christy, in high expectation of your future career, I answer in advance, for all to see: No, I would NOT like fries with that. If I did, I surely would have ordered them, wouldn’t I have?
PS My Fiance hates mac and cheese, spaghetti, and pasta alltogether, but she LOVES her pastafarian
Apparently home schooling skips not only Pastafarianism but also spelling and cultivating one’s sense of humor.
I, too, would like for people to realize that homeschooling is not limited to the religious right or conservatives. There are any number of reasons people homeschool their children, most of which are entirely logical and practical. These might include failure of the school system to meet the educational needs of your child, need for many changes of location for work situations or extended travel, harmful school environments because of physical threats or violence, a child being too far outside the curve in either direction in some specific areas for the school to deal with, and a host of other reasons. There are many areas where families homeschool for these reasons in equal or greater numbers than for religious isolation or indoctrination.
It is my hope that people will not assume that “homeschooler” equals “religious fanatic.” While I agree there are areas of our country where that is usually the case, there are many of us who chose the excitement of helping our children learn directly, with the world as our classroom, because it is simply the best way for our particular children to learn.
Happy Noodletide to all, and to all a good sauce.
LOL! This is way to easy! This letter alone will probably convert another 100 people to us…
This has to be a fake letter.
“People will believe anything!”
She is makeing our argument!
Also, … “over a random guy that started a joke”…
Xian Fundies don’t do research.
It’s probably Red Dutchpasta Wench pretending she had a xian mum and dad or PacificPam
imagining what it would be like to have a labotomy or possibly Wench Nikkiee has removed her brain, stomped on it, put it through a meat grinder, splashed it with rum, lit it on fire, put it out with parrot, ate it, shat it out, sculpted it into a bust of Plato, put it back in her head, drank a bottle of yagermeister, and decided to do some creative writing.