You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?
-Harrison
as with most idiots you are clearly confused, you say:
“spewing moronic brain excrement”
this is interesting as most inbred zelots tend to be impressively anal in their outlook whereas you seem to be unfamiliar with the most rudimentary bodily functions.
surely even one with such a low forhead as your good self would recognise you either
a) spew moronic brain vomit - or
b) defacate moronic brain excrement
or maybe the ‘intelligent designer’ was having an off day when he hooked you up
idiot
Flying shit monster! That’s a brilliant turn of phrase. I like how people often add a “flying” before expletives, as in, “I don’t give a flying fuck.” You sir are a gifted writer
You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?
-Harrison
Dear God,
The anger that flows through me is unbearable…
what? why God?
i don’t know:
anyway…
Actually the FSM and Pastafarianism is a brilliant piece of work…even if one doesn’t accept it as a religion one should take it for what it’s worth: an idea that keeps Idiocy and Blind Faith out of the world, starting in public schools…
Apparently Good ol’ Mister Henderson does have SOME sort of life if he can create such a simple but (what word to describe) Great idea…
Harrison im not a violant person why do you care in what we belive? and i have a life probebly more so then you because i dont sit on a computer all day bad mouthing people of differant belifs
Im confused… there are evangelics who don’t preach idiocy?
Hear, hear, Sheldon! RAmen!
wow! what a brilliant description of preists.
’sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world ‘
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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