You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?
-Harrison
First hate-mail to make me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Thanks to this scientific experiment we have now found the center of the universe… it is inside Harrison. Ok we ca all go back to being narrow minded bigots.
No, no, no, Flying Spaghetti Monster, not shit monster.
Who would hire me?
Pirates, for one.
Oh no! A angry person on the Internet! Lets all do as he says, since we have never encountered this kind of behavior online!
And to counter, what idiot would hire someone who insults people over the Internet? Isn’t that in itself a sign of sever idiocy?
I get the feeling he’s trying to say something. I’m just not sure what.
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I don’t get it. Is he a fundie attacking us for our lack of Christian faith or an atheist who couldn’t be bothered to read what he’s complaining about?
Wow, someone who is angry and appears to be mostly literate. Don’t see that everyday.
Bobby, you must get so hurt by these hateful, discriminatory comments. Why oh why can’t more people see that our religion is a religion of peace? -emotear-
You? I think you’re enough of an idiot to hire our prophet, who in fact isn’t an evangelist for idiocy. I’d say may the FSM bless you, but since he blesses whoever he wants, it’s no use.
RAmen.
LOL Flying Shit Monster! At least he spelled everything correctly!
Do you know what FSM hell is like?
henderob, you’re an extreme atheist!
Actually Bobby is doing a very important job. But unfortunately the ‘product’ - knowledge and facts - hasn’t entered Harrisons head.
Keep up your excellent work Bobby.
Hmmmm, Church of the Flying Shit Monster? It could exist.
Bobby, have you ever considered becoming a televangelist for idiocy? Oh, wait a minute, there’s probably too many of those out there already.
Why does this website attract so many angry people?
Love people, love!!!
FSM loves you
I call dibs to copyright “moronic brain excrement,” sounds like a good name for my new evangelical rock band
I don’t think that last try posted, but anyways I want dibs on “moronic brain excrement,” as the name for my new idiot evangelical rock band
Has anyone ever noticed that moronic brain excrement smells just like garlic? I love the smell of garlic. Jesus smelled like garlic, but I do not love Jesus (though I don’t hate Jesus either). I just love the idea of the smell of Jesus. Well, I would have enjoyed the smell of Jesus. Now he probably just smells like dust, which I don’t care for much.
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Someday I’ll smell like dust too, then I will completely resemble Jesus, and eventually Harrison (though I hope that no one smells like dust anytime soon, unless they’re really into that sort of thing). The good thing is that then we will all have something in common and won’t have to cast aspersions on each other’s fundamentally arbitrary systems of earnestly held mythological beliefs and superstitions.
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I have to pose this question as well, and to anyone who cares to answer:
Is a belief made more true by:
(a)the number of people who believe in it
(b)how long it’s been believed
(c)how much money and property is owned by supporters of the belief
(d)how many books are written in support of the belief
(e)how much money, power and fame is gained by the authors of books in support of the belief
(f)how fanatically the believers believe it
(g)how many disbelievers have been murdered by believers
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It would be fun to apply this to all of the beliefs that have been disproven by science and are now accepted by even the most rabid zealots
LOL Flying Shit Monster!!!
I laughed so hard.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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