Tired of having your religion bashed because its different? Tired of ignorant people telling you that your wrong? Tired of people telling you that your closed minded? WELL HEY IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM JOIN THEM! Here on this site you’ll find open forums in which you can bash all the other “religions” and tell people how wrong their “religion” is. So come on in and be as close minded as the ones you despise!
-drew
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I do so love the “miss the point” game.
I agree with beeble
Hey, this guy doesn’t bash religions at all. He doesn’t tell anyone thy’re wrong anyway. If you actually read his book before going and running your mouth, you would know this. So you should just go somehwere else if you don’t like this stuff. Nobody forces you to come here.
tired of rolling around in bed at night? this guy sounds like a bad commercial
Huzzah! Another recruit!
Welcome to the SS Java. Your position among the crew will be e-mailed to you withing the next 48 hours.
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You better be a Hufflepuff.
Hmmmm, you didn’t give us the website. That’s ineresting. :)
Anyways, people around here probably won’t go there, becuase we don’t bash other religions, persay, but only religion disguised as science.
Also, there probably isn’t a Pastafarian bashing forum where ever this website is, because people shouldn’t have beef with us.
We be hearty fellows!
At least we’ve never started a holy war.
You sound like an idiot. :( Sucks to be you!
I’m incredibly open-minded to anything empiracally, historically or experimentally varifiable
Tired of not being able to appreciate irony? Tired of not being able to distinguish subtle nuance and fine distinctions? Tired of seeing the world in black and white, two-dimensions, false-dichotomies? FEEL UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE TO PEOPLE WITHOUT RESORTING TO ALL-CAPS AND OVERLY-DRAMATIC, STRAW-MAN ARGUMENTS? Unable to differentiate between “its” and “it’s,” “your” and “you’re,” or “close minded” and “closed-minded?” WELL, WE PROBABLY CAN’T HELP YOU, BUT YOU COULD TRY HIGH SCHOOL.
Failing that, visit trueorigin.org, or answersingenesis.org where you are likely to meet meny peepol who cher you’re buhleefs and are equally unconcerned with trivialities like logic, rationality, and grammar, and who will be equally unencumbered by a sense of humor.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
If that advertisement is for this site, the guy totally missed the point. Oh well, it’s not the first time this happens.
This Swift boat is delightfully Jonathan.
But can you stop Goliath with a mirror?
is he talking about here? I see no real religion bashing here…
I’m actually quite impressed, that was quite subtle for hate mail. We may actually have found evidence for an intelligent proponent of ID. And Drew, closed minded is better than indoctrinated beleif in the face of logic, asuming by close minded, you actually mean, “basing our opinions on science and logic”.
@ Betbjork
That was beautiful man, truly beautiful!*sob*
Tired of having you religion bashed?
Then try believing something credible you dumb fuck!
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I have seen evidence of the existence of pasta. I have yet to see evidence of any other god. FSM rules!
Um, thanks… I think. Wait what? Are you talking about this website or did you forget to include a link?
either way Pasta be with you.
Tired of people posturing as the “voice of reason and tolerance” by bashing others with bogus rhetorical questions? Tired of people who define tolerance as tolerating the excesses of fundamentalist theocrats and reasoned empiricists alike? Tired of people who insist caps lock be used only for the first letter or a sentence or a proper noun? Tired of people who equate respect with allowing stupidity to remain unchallenged? Tired or people who spell the thing they fear most as S-A-T-I-N? Tired of being told the Deity you must worship is the one nailed to a stick? Tired of seeing Presidential candidates make the pilgrimages to kiss Jerry Falwell”s, Pat Robertson’s, and James Dobson’s ass?
If any of these things are true about you, take the red pill, and keep reading the stuff on this website.
I really don’t see the point in this email… is he trying to promote his own closeminded views as well as appear brainless? Because that comes in loud and clear. What I don’t get is who he’s referring to in his email.. I mean come on we believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster. How more open-minded can you get?
I know exactly what you are saying drew! I don’t understand why some people do not let pasta into their stomach, where it can warm the soul. Boiled pasta of course, which is hotter, and thus contains FSM’s benevolent love. Scientists think this heat is some enthalpy of vaporization, or more commonly known as the heat of vaporization, a breakdown of the hydrogen bonds in the case of water. But that’s rubbish, because if it was hydrogen bonds breaking then we would see lots of little hydrogen pieces in our bowl. In fact its FSM’s noodly love injected into the pasta - thats why the water gets all crazy and bubbles and splashes around when “boiling”, that’s FSM’s noodly appendage thrashing around, imbuing all the pasta with his love.
Some FSM pastalogians have said that this benevolent injection of love happens when you “break pasta”. But thats not true, breaking pasta is only done when you have a small pot.
this guy made me smile!
WEY