[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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Does anybody realize that this is all satire?
Also, whoever wrote this does NOT speak for all of us Christians. I’m a proud believer, and I’m honestly not bothered- but quite amused- by a good parody. However, I think anybody who in all seriousness adopts Pastafarianism as their real religion is a bit off their rocker.
And Aaron; It’s cool that you’re not going to stop going to church, but what church did you learn that it’s a good thing to repeatedly swear at “Pastafarians”, much less anyone at all. Please just calm down.
God loves “Pastafarians” too.
Did they ever try to stop you going to church? did they form a human barricade and punched you to make sure you couldn’t get in?
Did they break into your house and burn your bibles or something?
No. so whats the big problem??
Hah. Just noticed you finished with ”Sincerely Aaron V”
Pfft. Charming lad.
A kind loving Christian THAT is new.
Well maybe, havent read every post (yet)
I am wondering WHY DOES EVERY CHRISTIAN HAVE TO HATE US? It’s our freakin religion and I don’t go to every christian site and say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED!!!!!! NO. If your a christian or jewish dosen’t the bible teach of acceptence to everyone! So acept us because our religion has the same values and is as real as christianity jewdism islam and budism so GET USED TO IT!!!!
It wasn’t intended to. Sincerely Yours-
The fanastic part of Aaron V.’s reply is that if he himself is TRULY FAITHFUL to his RELIGION….why is he CURSING & SWEARING at the Spaghetti people?????????
trogdor was a man
wow….
that’s quite colorful language for a CHRISTIAN to use.
did they teach you that in church??
and if you dont lke the thoughts of our religion what are you doing on the site??
WRRRRRRRAAAAARRRRR I am the spegetti mopnsters meat balls. Swrew you guys. Suck my balls.
We don’t want to stop you going to Church; by all means, go. But please, we Pastafarians take religious criticism in a very offensive manner. So worship your own God if you must, but please respect our’s, and our beliefs. You would not like us to bash your “Lord” - so, in turn, I urge to refrain from doing the same to the Great Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
To all those (poster and respondents) who used naughty words in this string:
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Please, let’s try to keep things at least moderately civil. I’m sure no one wants this site to descend to the base level of a political debate. I’m quite sure most of us are clever enough to put together a really juicy insult without violating the language policy of even the strictest cloister.
Oh, I almost forgot. More evidence of the linguistics/xianity disconnect.
@Travis
I think anybody who in all seriousness adopts Pastafarianism as their real religion is a bit off their rocker.
I like the quote (maybe not so much a quote as a paraphrase):
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one less God than you. When you explain why you deny everyone elses God then you will have the reason why I deny yours.”
Or something not very close to that…
I would say we are most definitely not “fucken [sic] retarded”.
While some of us may actually be medically retarded - I know not the IQ of every Pastafarianist, nor if they’ve had extensive brain damage - none of us are “fucken” retarted, and actually most of us know how to spell, or at least how to use spell check.
“Fucken [sic] trying to fuck every religion up?”
I don’t believe that we’ve ever tried to fuck *any* religion up, or if we have and I haven’t heard about it - we certainly haven’t caused nearly as much trouble and pain that the Inquisitors did, or the Crusaders.
“Why don’t you suck my noodely [sic] appendages you ass wipe!”
Well that’s real mature. Will you then Do Unto Others, good sir? I think not (however, I could be wrong.) Me mum always told me that when somebody resorts to vulgarity, it means that s/he’s run out of witty things to say, and thus is not very intelligent.
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
By this point, I’m glad that you’re going to keep to your own religion - it would pain me to see someone who really has no intelligent, sophisticated way of proposing his/her thoughts as a member of FSM.
Also, I don’t recall ever saying that we were going to forcibly try and keep you from going to church - any absence from your place of worship will be through your actions, and yours alone. We will, however, present our beliefs, and if you don’t like it, then you may leave our website and never return, or you may actually attempt to dissuade us from our religion by giving us a compelling argument.
Furthermore, if you had bothered to research FSM, you would have noted that it was originally created to make a case for why Intelligent Design (ID) should not be taught in science, or if it should, all other forms of ID should be as well.
RAmen,
Loney
Aaron V ? dont tell me there are another 4 of you out there - are you a clone? or perhaps clown? either way keep up the good work,
yours,
Satan,
1 Rue les pokers chauds rouges
Hades.
no its not but your swearing is gunna send you 2 hell lol
Dear SincerelyAaronV,
I know it won’t change anything, but:
does your religion allow you to talk like that to people???
or judge others?
why are you getting upset and all?
Live and let live, right?
Relax and enjoy the ride,
Lou
I have great news for you, nuestro dios tu creador el FSM te ama, tan grande es su amor que te perdona incluyendo tu pésimo vocabulario.
Aaron V we do not punish others for not beliving in our religion incase you didnt notice and i notice your god condems us peaceful people who intend no ill fate to hell?i do not understand why you ar e so cruel and why you have to go to the internet to get a headjob it is now clear to me that you must no have many friends…