[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
He doesn’t actually “kiss” his mama.
But he’s close to her.
@The Old Jew- I get the feeling he does more than kiss his mama.
I believe it’s spelt ‘fucking’ *innocent smile*
Wow! Someone has his noodle in quite the twist.
With anger like that~you KNOW that it is limp~and angel hair-like. . .
did he just say his dangler was the size of a noodle?
Not only is it the size of a noodle, but reading his post again, I discover that he claims to have more than one noodly appendage. That’s got to be a bit confusing. So, Jinxie, he quite literally MIGHT have his noodles in a twist. We should pity him.
Well I take it that demonstrates the quality of his education if he can’t even spell his swear words and well the grammar was sadly I suppose he couldn’t find the red hot shemales that so excite him
@Marz- I think he did! Must be why he’s so angry.
“fucken retarded”
“fuck every religion”
“suck MY noodely appendages”
“ass wipe!”
“dip shit ass”
They must be teachen sum reel good Christian loven at that there church you be goen to. You should probably think about spending some time in English class.
Hmm…somebody really does need to go to church.
Somebody also missed the piece of scripture that said you are to stop cursing when you become a Christian….
Hypochristian are we?
@The Old Jew Dec 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 am
“…..you kiss yer mama with that mouth?”
.
And prays to Jesus with same?
.
*Imagines Aaron V praying*: “Yo Jesus….hey u my fucken homie Jesus…smite these mother fuckers bro…methinks dey bin dissing u bro…revenge…hate hate hate…..”
Who wouldn’t want to be a loving peaceful xtian like Aaron?
@Marz:
Not only that, but he used the plural form.
HE is the FSM sent to test us.
I think this guy was the unfortunate recipient of that special church service that some priests are known for. And yes, I think we all hope that this guy never goes to church again. He gets it.
- RAmen
I thought ‘Jesus’ and ‘God’ didn’t like bad laungauge. And didn’t he tell you to respect others? Gosh, you’re merely just jealous.
We just want to be taken seriously. You have misinterpreted the gospel as a threat and a way to make yourself seem like a brave nonconformist.
He’s just angry because are god has bigger balls than his god.
@Futhark…Hear! Hear!
ahh… a good ol’ friendly “Christian” response
when did we try to stop aaron going to church?
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