[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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*giggle* these people just don’t understand the truth behind their religion, God was your father, Jesus was a hippie, and Moses was a drug addict, so what? Why ruin this religion with yours for no reason…
Sincerely,
Bite me you Hypocritical son of a
female dog.
neal Dec 17th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
“In addition to being an illusion, it’s an illusion of an illusion.”
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Wouldn’t that be a delusion of a delusion of a delusion? How do they manage to keep from falling over all the time from all that mental dizziness?
@Lazlow - I think that is rather noble of you.
@Mongo - That confused me…but I laughed.
I am actually extremely retarded. I don’t even know what a church is. It is only after years of practice and by concentrating intently that I am able to construct the most rudimentary of ideas. I certainly am not able to convey a complex idea by any means.
[I think Christianity is fake, but who knows?]
I lol at you and your inability to cuss. LOL!
HUKED on FONIKS Werked fur ME!
Dude. Your reaction is why so many people are so bitter towards religion.
AND PEOPLE. PLEASE. Calling all religions vile and horrible and poisonous is a childish and hurtful generalization. Grow up. Educate yourselves; many religious people are very good people who follow their religion’s moral code and do what they can to better the lives of those they encounter. It’s the judgmental assholes, like that guy up there, that reinforce the stereotype that all religious people are overzealous lunatics.
It’s not your job to preach, man. Take a look in your own Bible. Jesus said that if a person didn’t want to hear the message he had to give, just shake the dust from your shoes and walk away. If you’re happy, great. If not, don’t take it out on total strangers. Learn to be happy without having to bash others first.
Yar,
I jes warnted ter thank ye fer dis site. Me been lost in de world, and tryin’ ter find me way for sum time. Thar Pastafarian belief system be the first that made sense ter me. Seems dis bee what me believe for all, den find this site I did, and felt this bees an omen from the FSM itself.
I genly thin’ that there FSM did save me from me-serf. I been livin’ a lire ’til dis very day, an me thinks that yer site may have rescurred me from a pale and savage life. Me been a pirate since the day me been fallen from me mother, an today me learnt de impertance of ‘tall.
Since day he been eaten for me sins, the FSM deed save us el from a world with VD strippers and stale grog. May yer grog never be stale, yer stripper poles never squeek.
The tide is risin’, we must band tergether me band of merry men and curvy wenches, and save the world from dar Global Warmin’.
In it’s name we prey.
RAmen
@Lazlow
Sounds fun. I’m going to start doing that every time I achieve something.
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@Nikkiee
An illusion of a deslusion of an illusional delusion of a delusional illusion of a :-:head asplode:-:
Your religion ruins itself with all of its contradictions. Why do you think we would be trying to ruin your religion when it already has as many holes as a very porous meatball?
LOL, seriously your asking if we are retarded? you silly lil’brainwashed simpleton. Last night i had a divine vision i saw the sun rising in the morning and no more evil Christians forcing their hate upon the world .It was such a nice feeling.Sad isn’t it? inFSM we pray,Ramen!
Well, this one connfffuuusseeed me…. ok, if he is Christan, why is he swearing so much? nice language?
the reason i converted is cause u have to actually spend time in church and shit..
ahhhhahahahahaha swishhhhhhhhhh, were trying to stop you going to church mate. were not actually trying to make any one do ANYTHING. RAmen
Aaah, always good to read that the christian god = love
NOT! :D
I am not goen to be sucken anyones noodley appendage. If the FSM is a botheren you why are you a botheren to be looken at the web-site. I guess for anyone to believe somethin other than the big J is amaken you be ascared or somethin. I is a hopen you are haven a happy holiday.
by all means, please going to your chirch, its really working out for you.
Awe I’m feelin the love!
Peace be unto you as well my son!
awe we love you to.
It’s great to know that peace, love, and understanding are values treasured by christians
…..you kiss yer mama with that mouth?