[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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Ha! Same old, same old.
If I had doubts about being a Pastafarian before,
these letters are very assuring in telling me that I chose the right religeon.
“What? There is a religeon that doesn’t promote holocausts and witch-hunts?
How can that be?!”
was the response one guy gave when the Korean fsm site first opened. ;)
“Are you guys fucken retarded?”
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I’m a little ditzy, but no, I am not retarded.
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“Fucken trying to fuck every religion up?”
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I thought no one would notice! Thank you for recognizing my goal in life ^.^
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“Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
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Well, first of all, you’re going about that wrong. To get someone to give you head, you have to be NICE. Also, I’m taken so no oral for you. *points and laughs*
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“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
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Ooook. I could care less what you do. You could wear a tutu and a sombrero and dance around like a monkey. I probably wouldn’t care.
“-Sincerely Aaron V.”
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Sincerely? That’s a little nice…
Gotta have some grist for the mill.
This Aaron is another stupid who believes in superstition and all the bullshit of Religions.
The monster God saves the Pastafarian. The only true religion.
Such Hate but for what reason?
Regardless I hope you can find solace.
Pasta be with you.
Dear Aaron,
This site certainly doesn’t prevent you from going to church. However, it also doesn’t claim that it will. Neither does it help your personal cause or religion very much by posting hateful messages, unless you think that your religion is all about spreading hate.
Peace man, share the love, and the spread the word.
Just saw a couple of stories on MSNBC. In one story, a guy saw the likeness of Jesus in the markings of his chest x-ray. (I wont even make a snide remark here, about what I hope it really is.)
In the other story, some guy found the likeness of Jesus in a metteorite.
We see these kind of stories all the time in the popular media, from people seeing the image of mother teresa or the Virgin Mary in a pastry, to people seeing Jesus in the markings on a tree.
Question: Since no photographic likenesses or even paining or sculptures exist of the historical Jesus and Mary, how can these people be sure these likenesses bear any resemblance to the object of their adoration. Answer: they can’t. In addition to being an illusion, it’s an illusion of an illusion. It is saying some random markings bear some passing resemblance to some popular iconic image of thier cult leader. Talk about a waste of media time and money.
I will not even adress this guy.
@ storm petrel -They even capitalize too! Wow. Aaron with an “A”. They are a retarted hatemailer.
This is pastaphemy!
retarded? This seems to imply that at some point in time we were tarded. I am not entirely sure what being tarded is but perhaps being retarded is like being reborn…or is this perhaps a reference to the reemergence of the FSM. Now I am also confused by Fucken….this sounds like some sort of feathered bird…probably from the early tortillian period in what is now called Uganda.
What I implore you to ask yourself friend is are you Fucken Retarded and if so can’t we be a big fucken retarded family? A big family of reborn Tortillian Ugandans.
@storm petrel
“I’m not sure where we were first tarted, perhaps it’s some obscure religious reference their preacher came up with.”
– Tarted, as in getting all tarted up in pirate regalia. (Think Cap’n Jack Sparrow, compleat with eyeliner, arrgh.)
– Ergo, re-tarted means repeating the above. Perhaps, then, re-tarded is when it takes so long to put on the full pirate regalia (almost as long as putting on the ‘full armor of Christ’) that you wind up being tardy for the event.
– Then again, Aaron and his ilk may just be randomly slinging around insult words and then giggling together at using poopy talk.
it seems it may be a prank, but why would any xtian feel we are trying to keep them from attending church where they suck the appendage of their pastor? are we getting closer to discovering why the xtians feel they are being oppressed? to them oppression means “not being allowed to control the culture.”
“Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
Notice the plural form, there.
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Also; go to church if you’d like. Believe what you want. We’re not trying to convert you.
Read the whole site and understand it, if you’re going to send an h-mail.
I think “fucken” sums this letter up nicely. Whether it’s real or not, the writer has a lot of nerve calling us retarded.
a noodle appendix? that sounds delicious! I’ll have one. mmmmmm….I bet it tastes like chicken. I wonder if jesus liked chicken? I bet he liked steak better. Steak taste good. Rib eye steak is my favorite. I bet he liked a nice thick porterhouse steak. Yep. If I was jesus, I would prefer a porterhouse too. mmmmmm. I’m hungry. What was the question again?
Just a thought……why must all these people (even if this is fake, still just a queerie) insult the mentally handicapped and homosexuals all the time…one day they’ll be soooooorrry.
Heh. He said “appendages”. Lucky bastard.
Ron Jeremy is now envious.
“This mail is all wrong. Real hate mailers don’t call us retarded, they call us retarted, though I’m not sure where we were first tarted, perhaps it’s some obscure religious reference their preacher came up with.”
Good one Storm. I am finding this a bit dubious, unless there are really people like that.
“Vindhyan Bob said:
I wonder where this person lives.”
Next door to me, I think. I DO live in Colorado. In the mountains. And we all have guns.
NoodleNick says we’re peaceful. We are? Peaceful pirates? Is this a Disney movie? ARRH!
sugned,
A polytarted, woods-livin’ noodle-worshiper
Momi Pink Shoes: “I could care less what you do. You could wear a tutu and a sombrero and dance around like a monkey.”
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You didn’t mean that as a derogatory remark, I hope. Cause sometimes on the weekends, after long hours of assembling my IKEA furniture, I celebrate my creations in just such a fashion. I’d hate to think I was weird.