[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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Out hyar in Injun Fightin Country - good ol Cowlorado - this hyar kind o’ nut-case jest goes out and gets his self a bunch o’ guns an ammernishun an kills people. Fer religus reasons, acorse. Ony in thet thar killin feller’s case, twas cause HIS religun done throwed him outen tha trainin fer abein a Mishunary.
Leastways, tha letter writer hyar says he’s agoin ta his own church; an FSM ain’t agonna stop him. Reckon as ifn, maybe, tha folks thar oughten ta be sorta warned? Shore nuff sounds like it ta me airyways. Never can figger out jest what one o’ them thar funnymentalcases air agonna do iffen he ever sobers up. Can one?
i’m pretty sure someone just wanted some interesting hate mail to make fun of. i don’t think any one is dumb enough to spell fuckin’ as “fucken”
Aaron - I’m sorry that you are offended by our beliefs. We’re only trying to find comfort and solace in our own religion - faith in our spaghedeity. Life is hard, Aaron, but its a lot harder if you’re stupid.
QUOTE from Dr Dagger: Now that’s not very Christian of you is it, you can’t even swear properly! Remember, this is going to be read by a few hundred Pastafarians, so you’re lucky that we’re peaceful, if we had said all of that to you (and we could) you’d call the police wouldn’t you? QUOTE
Or go out and start the next bloody crusade, lol
Sorry, that’s “it’s”. Post-awakening spark knock.
Wow, this one sounds like a real winner.
Well gee, Rob M, I guess you’ve never taken a good look at the hatemail section of this site. If you had, you’d see that we simply mock those that are a ‘dip shit ass’ (as Aaron V. would say) to us. We want science to be taught as science WITHOUT religious dogma taught in the science classroom. You can go back to your hidey hole and be a closed off to reality dickhead, but we would like to keep our mind open. How would you feel if we went to religious websites and posted the things that these ‘christians’ call us? Before you post something stupid, make a well informed decision first. Oh wait, you xians don’t because you follow strict religious dogma that forbids you to think for yourselves.
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Kiss my ass, Mariner
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Still tired a bit right now so I apologize to any Pastafarian who might have been offended.
Well if this type of communication is the best you can offer then I don’t think we are missing much not having you. I suggest you take some of that tithe you give to the church and buy yourself an education. I don’t know what sad set of circumstances left you both in inarticulate and brain-washed, but ignorance is not bliss. Why don’t you spend a little more time reading a book, other than the bible (which based on your post I seriously doubt you have ever actually read). It supprise you but you were given a brain for a reason so try using it (in accordance with your religion it would be because God gave it to you).
Until you can tell me why you believe in your religion with out quoting me dogma (get a dictionary and look it up), I don’t have much else to say.
I think this is also a joke e-mail. But why oh why people get so worked up over one website is beyond me. These are the type of people who receive 3 creams in their coffee instead of 2 and then proceed to throw the coffee at the worker who sold it to him.
Such anger in the world. May the noodly appendage reach his heart.
I wonder where this person lives.
… and whether he really signed with “sincerely.”
“Are you guys retarded?” Well, if this hate mailer doesn’t know what a rethorical question is, his intuition tells him how to use it, unless he really expects somebody to answer: “Yes, I’m retarded, is it that obvious?”. I don’t reckon him thinking of people protesting against the suppostion of them being retards, that option being to boring…
Has anyone got enough energy to look if the archives contain a mail beginning with “May I ask a question?”?
Oh, and what’s a “fucken”? A chicken busy propagating?
Let me know when God speaks to you in church, ok? Thanks :)
One day a man was called retarted and he was shunned by those who would do sins against the father. One day the man quacked like a duck then the others understood in thier hearts that they must dress as pirates and spread the word. Someday may your heart be touched by the noodles and fear will leave you. Go and call no one retarted any more.
Aaron,
Another post proving the hate mailers can not read and choose to be cafeteria xians! Cursing and casting dispersions. Isn’t that against your religion? As usual picking the pieces of your so called religion you choose to follow. Hey, Religion is personal and if you want to follow it, by all means do so. No one here is saying not to. However, if you choose to follow it, live it and not pretend to be a xian. A true believer in your religion would never have written such a despicable email in the first place.
Again, click on “about” so you can turn your ignorance into something resembling knowledge.
RAmen!!
Woah woah woah there: “Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
That was severly uncalled for, we’re not your priests here.
Dear Aaron,
“Are you guys fucken retarded?”
No. Not usually. Anyway, you need a brain to intelligently combat ID. I can tell by the amount of swearing you show, (it’s fucking, by the way) you obviously lack something there.
“Fucken trying to fuck every religion up?”
Well, if we get the time.
“Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
You mean you have more than one?
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
Well, I apologise for being part of something you so obviously detest, but let’s hope that next time in your “church” you can repent for the sins shown here.
I really wish that these people would read the comments left by us.
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
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>I’m sure nothing can keep you away from church Aaron, only those priests know how to please another pious man the way you like to be pleased right?
Thats why you like to use phrases like “shit ass” and “suck MY noodely appendage.”
So yes Aaron go back to church and stop trolling for it here, this is not a gay bar.
Certainly not this planet
This mail is all wrong. Real hate mailers don’t call us retarded, they call us retarted, though I’m not sure where we were first tarted, perhaps it’s some obscure religious reference their preacher came up with.