[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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no ur retarded
“Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
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That’s a bit inappropriate to ask of a stranger, isn’t it? If I remember correctly, Bobby once mentioned his girlfriend, so I guess Aaron is likely to be disappointed by Bobby’s response.
I didn’t think fundies were into sucking appendages? Oh well, good for them.
And I am sure your church is a better place with you in attendance. I suspect your religion will be fucked up fine on its own without assistance from any FSM followers.
“Are you guys fucken retarded?”
I am not mentally retarded, no.
“Fucken trying to fuck every religion up?”
Well I am. Yes.
“Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe!”
Sorry, your noodly ‘appengages’ are too microscopic and sucking them would be near impossible. Nice Ad Hominem attack anyway.
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
Good for you, I couldn’t care less if you went to a giant money grabbing building that you learn lies from.
Now that’s not very Christian of you is it, you can’t even swear properly! Remember, this is going to be read by a few hundred Pastafarians, so you’re lucky that we’re peaceful, if we had said all of that to you (and we could) you’d call the police wouldn’t you?
Well Aaron V
What can I say? I don’t give a stuff whether you go to church or not…you’re not that important in the scheme of things.
Anyway Merry CriFSMas to you too.
May you be blessed with the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
Are you retarded? This is freedom of religion. People can believe whatever they want. I am sorry but this is more likely then Christianity. Lets think about something that does not seem like an excuse for cheating on your husband. god impregnated me? Nah, no way thats an excuse. we also do not ask for you to give us money like Christians. I do not believe in your religion but i do not discriminated you for it. People like you do not deserve to live. You are a shallow, ignorant, asshole. We are not forcing you to convert to are religion, we are not trying to destroy every other religion, we are just trying to give people a new perspective on what life could be. This website is an online church for believers so how would you take action if i walked into your church and started criticizing your beliefs and started harassing your fellow Christians?
Aaron V,
noone gives a real crap if you want to waste your life on your knees to an imaginary sky-daddy. but we’d much prefer if you opened your eyes to reason and stopped deluding yoruself. your choice.
Me thinks Aaron needs to go to church more often. Perhaps to confession. Where he admits to the priest that he cursed, and had impure thoughts. He will be forgiven, of course. So that he can go out…and sin some more.
I think it’s fake. But either way, it’s funny he writes “Sincerely Aaron V.” after all the verbal abuse ;-)
I am horrified at these comments. To think that such outrageous and blatant racism still exists to this day.
I’m sorry you feel this way, maybe you should seek help.
as for our religion, maybe you should compare its history with that of your own religion.
so far there have been precisely zero violent religious incidents (or fucken up other religions if you will) performed by out members. don’t make me start referring to the bible…
-Sincerely spiderwebby.
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!” No but a good education might. Why so angrey Aaron? Anyone would think you were threatened by our ideas?
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its really comments like these that make me lose faith in the human race
im seeing either some 25 year old drunken wife beater in his klan robes with a beer and a box of twinkies
furiously pounding his pudgy fingers on his keyboard, and thinking his post was very clever, he kisses and nearly chokes on his cross, closes his email, and returns to his innumerable pornsites
oh, btw i am not mentally retarded and i dont give ******-******* ******* piece of donkey ****
if you go to church and say amen while the pastor checks not only your wife, but your 6 year old son
sorry if that was harsh but i havent had my coffee yet, and such stupidity annoys me in the morining….
fsm i hate mornings
-RAmen
“Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!”
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And when you go to church I hope you ask your God for forgiveness for committing the sins of pride and anger.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Confession Booths
“Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages”
No, I dont take pasta from strangers
Yes we are “fucken” retarded!
Seriously, what did you expect us to say?
By the way, ‘fucken’ is not that much easier to type than the proper word, considering ‘I’ is just above ‘K’, and ‘G’ is up and to the left of ‘N’, whereas ‘E’ is on the opposite side of the keyboard, Seriously if you are spending the time writing this stuff, put a little effort, hey, I think that’s part of your Bible (you know, that big book with the contradictions).
Also, we are not trying to stop you from going to church, but you are being hypocritical by trying to stop us worshipping our great deity, His Noodlyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And seriously, you didn’t have to look at this “dip shit ass site” if you didn’t want to, see that little cross up in the corner, (I think it is a red circle if using a Mac) click it, and watch this “dip shit ass site” magically disappear!!! MAGIC!!!
By the way, Noodly AppendageS ? Plural? You have multiples? Or just can’t count? Looking at your spelling, complexity of your writing, and grammar, I’m heading towards the second.
And St John the Blasphemist makes a damn good point, Cardinal Sins, Tut Tut Tut.
Ramen
To Aaron V,
Are all members of your church as articulate and as able to put together such a well structured argument against FSM as you have just done? I must say such insight has made me re-think a lot of my own philosophy.
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Although I am still remain a devotee of Pastafarian I have to applaud such wisdom and philosophical observation.
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I remain your most humble servant.
Davros
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RAmen
Are all members of your church as articulate and as able to put together such a well structured argument against FSM as you have just done? I must say such insight has made me re-think a lot of my own philosophy.
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Although I am still remain a devotee of Pastafarian I have to applaud such wisdom and philosophical observation.
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I remain your most humble servant.
Davros
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Ramen