[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Good day to you Aaron,
How is the weather in the southeast today? Intolerant as usual?
I think this is a great comment. —Yes! I AM retarded!
Now that that is determined I have only one question: Do you enjoy your imagination, or do you use it as a bludgeon to beat your fellows with?
Its really the only question I can scratch my head and think of in my “retarded mind!”
Personally, really, it doesn’t matter if there is one god or many gods, but it does matter if the imagination is laughing and playful, like a brilliant shot of sunlight and tomato sauce on a noodly spring day! But perhaps you do not like to play, or maybe you were never taught to play, and that makes me a little sad, and I am sorry Aaron.
hope you feel better,
Justin
Will a 300 foot wall of ice stop you from going to church Aaron? Cause that’s whats comming if we don’t stop listening to christian naysayers, and start fighting global warming. Stop waisting time in church, forget about Jesus, and start thinking of ways to prevent the comming “armageddon”.
I got one — become a pirate. Ahrr, motherfucker!
R’Amen