YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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u should join a real relgion if u dont wanna b become like a klingon or ssomething GET A LIFEEEEEEEE worship ur moms dick if u gotta
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why do you care so much about the religion we practice “U FUCKING QUEER”.”GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION” this is a new religion and it makes just as much sense as any other religion, What is up with all of you Christian fags discriminating are religion. i used to be Christian and you will all go to hell for discriminating us because we are a minority
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I wonder of which religion this nice “fucking queer” is… mmm…
MMMmmm…
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I fully support the teaching of the F.S.M. in schools!
If we are to teach such superstitious and rediculous CRAP as “intelligent design” in schools, we need this highly intelligent creator to be taught first and foremost!
Hey Christians, don’t preach your idiocy in our schools and I won’t SHIT on your crosses!
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Dear Chris,
Please, for FSM’s sake, at least make an ATTEMPT to spell correctly. Last I checked “belving” wasn’t a word. Not to mention bad punctuation on your part. Furthermore, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has equal right to exist as Christianity, Islam and other religions. Not only that, but it gives more scientific proof – however odd it may seem – of various things in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whilst in none of the books of the Bible there exists anything as much as a reference to scientific evidence of the theories put into it.
Then again, maybe I am just crazy for trying to convince a “fucking queer”, as you so eloquently put it, that the basic human rights of freedom of opinion and freedom of religion are just and right.
Good luck with life, Chris, you will surely need it.
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So here we go, an example of good irony. Isn’t it clever that he got as far as thinking that we are all actually worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster, got mad about that, but missed the point we’re all really trying to make about religion. Way to miss the point entirely you big idiot. The joke’s on you.
Also, as a queer, you might want to work on coming up with some more constructive language; the offense value of queer, fag, twink, whatever, is nil.
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wow…….wow…….wow. That was an amazing show of tolerence and respect. I have a few words for you:
Get a life. Stop bothering people who think your’e completly idiotic.
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@Alex:
Whadda ya mean, “thinking that we are all actually worshiping”? Of course we are, do you want to insult our religious feelings? Personally, I’m currently making preparations for the Holey Night, the glorious day when Jesus Christ (wrongly claimed to be the son of the Christian god; gee, they even named their religion after him!) was born after his mother Mary had had an immaculate conception. Well, almost, that is. Wouldn’t there have been the telltale bolognese stains on her robe. But that’s another story …
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I, Buddha, support this religion,
Long live his noodly glory.
Also, fortune cookies are lying. You have no future.
That WAS chicken.
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Terrifying. And you lot have nuclear weapons.
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Noodly Goodness? Finally a god I can swallow!
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Fucking atheists, always there to pick on us pastafarians… :(
They think they know everything about life and the universe just because they stick to verified facts and scientific proof…
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@Fsbof90
I’m an atheist and I love Pastifarians. You guys are saucy.
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If you have to say stuff about a peacefull place to make yourself feel better, what does this say about your life?
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You know, I thought this was a good religion at first: tasty sauces, good mythology, nice original art work.
But seriously, no decent holidays! Come on! Christianity didn’t really take off until it subsumed the Winter Solstice holidays and called it Christmas (okay the Roman Empire helped a little too). We need some holidays or I am going to convert to some other religion!
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This is such a yummy religion!!
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Wow. Looks like SOMEbody missed their nap time.
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This post made me lol.
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Ahem
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YOU ARE A JOKE SPAMMING A PIECE OF DECENT SATIRE U FUCKING HOMOPHOBE I DON’T WANT A LIFE AND I’M TOO YOUNG TO GET A JOB AND I DON’T NEED A NEW RELIGION.
-ruth
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Do you think that’s the sort of language these people understand? Or was “satire” too complicated a concept. Should I have said “JOKE?”
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Because yes, we ARE a joke. Correction, we are THE ULTIMATE joke. Get it right.
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Chris, my guess is that you believe in a god.
And you say believing in a Spaghetti Monster is stupid?
You make me laugh.
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lol noodly appendage
i’m an atheist, but not for long
Pastafarian all the way
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OP Chris:
I’d like to answer in the way I find to be most worthy of your attitude: Likewise.
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The part I love about Christian rants is when they automaticaly question peoples sexuality. This from a group of people (men and women) Who profess their love for the man on a stick. Meanwhile the Catholic church still refuses to acknowledge women and won’t allow their priests to marry or otherwise carry on a “normal” relationship with a woman therefore causing them to release basic “GOD” given(?) instincts in homosexuality and pedophilia. But we’re “QUEERS”
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I’m an atheist! Proud to say so! Yet how i love to shove pasta down the throats of those who dare to mock me! I find fettucini works best!
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I thought this part was the most entertaining:
“GET A … NEW RELIGION”
Lemme go browse the interweb tubes here… OH look, a hundred religions that are identical except for the regional and cultural interpretations and\or corruptions of the same idea of supernatural omnicienct forces that control nature and fate… huh.
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Well done, Chris! Small-mindedness, racism, homophobia, discrimination, demonstration of a clear superiority complex AND a total lack of proof, all in a 26 word sentence! Congratulations!
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Oh, and, since there’s no actual arguments to debate, and I am exceptionally bored, I’m going to pick holes in your grammar, instead. ^^
- Missing at least three commas
- Missing your choice of a colon, semi-colon, or full stop
- Misspelling of ‘you’
- Misspelling of ‘believe’
- Overuse of capitals
- No full stop to end the sentence
- No capitalisation of a proper noun
- Misspelling of ’spaghetti’ (bloody hell, it’s written on the bloody banner! Why can nobody be arsed to cast their eyes upwards those extra few inches?)
Allow me to suggest this alternative draft:
You guys are a joke, believing in a stupid spaghetti monster; you fucking sods, get a fucking life, and a job, and a new religion.
-Chris
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Well it may not have occured to Chris that he not only missed the point but I suspect he was looking for a little bit of spag porn it’s the sauce that turns him on.
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@Ayumi
Weeerrrrllll…. ’satire’ might not be too comlex a concept, but even if it isn’t, you forget your usage of such difficult words as ‘homophobe’, ’spamming’ and ‘Ruth’
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@Chris
So its a bit like you believing in sime made up God that doesnt exsist?
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HOW DO U SPELKL BELVING!??1
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YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris
Translation: I have feeling for members (pun intentional) of my gender (probably nominally male), and fear I may represent that great social taboo (in these here parts) of being a homosexual, and I express this fear by striving desperately to maintain the nice, safe status quo. I am a witty fellow.
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Yeah, um, I don’t think he gets the joke he’s referring to. Ergo, he resorts to caps lock spam.
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oo’
Whoa; I took one look at this and I was like …….. wow. This person has issues that need help pronto. I mean I have no idea why people hate this religion. I mean isn’t religion about bringing people together and having fun……. I may have that mixed up with Christmas …… all well, looks the same to me. None the less, I think that we should tell other our message and have them think it over. If no one converts I shall drop dead. oo’ Maybe, maybe not.
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Caps lock key broken?
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I love how you just explode with rage and then sign off with a little lower case “-chris”.
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Kinda made me feel sorry for you.
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For a fraction of a second.
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Even if they were all gay, there would be nothing wrong with that :]
Swearing will obviously make us understand your *problems* with FSM…
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Is that how your god acts? Judging by your post “chris” you’ve help me understand your deity in a wonderful loving way to his creations. Perhaps it is you who needs a life and a new religion oh and a better hobby.
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so what just because we beleive in something that is not jesus and that crap were idiots. Besisdes most of us have jobs and lives ,like im a kid and I already have a high paying job.
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Why should we change so you may be happy?
Doesn’t the holy Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster say “We shalt not change for thy brothers but let us feast on his holy divine spaghetti dinner.”- Anonomus Pirate 610
Shalt we feast on the divine spaghetti dinner? Or shalt we argue over religions?
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Shalt we live in peace, or shalt we live in war?
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Ok does this site has a post counter? I mean Why else do this Intolerant Pricks Post all this Hate mail? I can´t figure another reason
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Caps-lock means you’re shouting, and that’s not cool. It hurts my head. But RAmen to you anyways, may love and peace be guided to your life by his noodly appendage.
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2/3, not half bad Garrick…
I have a life and a job. New religion, well technically I haven’t been a Pastafarian for more than a few months, so that means it is my new religion. Cool! 3/3 100% Beat that!
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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