you guys are a joke

Published by henderob December 12th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris

190 Responses to “you guys are a joke”

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141 - December 15th, 2007 at 4:33 am - sam Says:

u sad sad c**ts dis is bull s**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
142 - December 15th, 2007 at 8:00 am - ChasIam Says:

If we’re a joke, then I am waiting for the punchline.
143 - December 15th, 2007 at 8:41 am - pastaman Says:

Hmm… have any of you people heared about the “queer bomb?”
144 - December 15th, 2007 at 8:44 am - pastaman Says:

Have any of you heared about the “queer bomb”?
145 - December 15th, 2007 at 9:05 am - someone Says:

holy crap, what the hell have these people been smoking??
146 - December 15th, 2007 at 1:01 pm - Munk Says:

i find it fascination the way people react to new ideas and concepts. my reasoning is this, FSMism will be shunned for a time until the truth is revealed and all stand in awe of His Noodly Glory.
its kinda like the way its been for all of mankind’s history. believers of a round earth were shunned until there was proof. theory of the earth orbiting the sun was shunned til proof. so many things that go against the churches’ beliefs eventually get proven. this is just another one of those things….
147 - December 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - DelvenMelven Says:

I wonder if any one that posts any insult to the creator of this “religion” or its “followers” , realises that the entire thing is a protest to the teaching of what i like to call “religion science”. So before you post insults and obscenities think with your head.
Ps- “there was a time when religion ruled the world, it was called the DARK ages”
148 - December 15th, 2007 at 5:17 pm - KaTkA Says:

Really, why do people get pumped up for this? Don’t they have anything like a sense of humor? I mean, geez, taking this stuff that seriously, I don’t think the FSM is pleased with this. Not at all.
149 - December 15th, 2007 at 10:23 pm - Davros the Dalek dude Says:

Why are these folk in the God Squad always banging on about queers/faggots and so on?
It seems like they are obessed with homosexuality. Freud would have had a field day with them!
150 - December 16th, 2007 at 1:36 am - hharry Says:

hello my name is harry and i think fsm gives me an extra boost in sex

see my gf and i got tired because her tits would knock me out but after following this religion i gained more spirituality and stamina

thanks FSM
ARGH!!!!!!!!
151 - December 16th, 2007 at 6:38 am - flyingspaghettimonster isnt real Says:

u should join a real relgion if u dont wanna b become like a klingon or ssomething GET A LIFEEEEEEEE worship ur moms dick if u gotta
152 - December 16th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - chris Says:

why do you care so much about the religion we practice “U FUCKING QUEER”.”GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION” this is a new religion and it makes just as much sense as any other religion, What is up with all of you Christian fags discriminating are religion. i used to be Christian and you will all go to hell for discriminating us because we are a minority
153 - December 16th, 2007 at 11:13 pm - Foster Python Says:

I wonder of which religion this nice “fucking queer” is… mmm…
MMMmmm…
154 - December 17th, 2007 at 9:37 pm - Dan in Seffner Florida Says:

I fully support the teaching of the F.S.M. in schools!
If we are to teach such superstitious and rediculous CRAP as “intelligent design” in schools, we need this highly intelligent creator to be taught first and foremost!
Hey Christians, don’t preach your idiocy in our schools and I won’t SHIT on your crosses!
155 - December 17th, 2007 at 10:35 pm - Morpheus Deye Says:

Dear Chris,

Please, for FSM’s sake, at least make an ATTEMPT to spell correctly. Last I checked “belving” wasn’t a word. Not to mention bad punctuation on your part. Furthermore, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has equal right to exist as Christianity, Islam and other religions. Not only that, but it gives more scientific proof - however odd it may seem - of various things in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whilst in none of the books of the Bible there exists anything as much as a reference to scientific evidence of the theories put into it.

Then again, maybe I am just crazy for trying to convince a “fucking queer”, as you so eloquently put it, that the basic human rights of freedom of opinion and freedom of religion are just and right.

Good luck with life, Chris, you will surely need it.
156 - December 18th, 2007 at 4:23 am - Alex Says:

So here we go, an example of good irony. Isn’t it clever that he got as far as thinking that we are all actually worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster, got mad about that, but missed the point we’re all really trying to make about religion. Way to miss the point entirely you big idiot. The joke’s on you.

Also, as a queer, you might want to work on coming up with some more constructive language; the offense value of queer, fag, twink, whatever, is nil.
157 - December 18th, 2007 at 6:00 am - Black Moustache the Pirate Says:

wow…….wow…….wow. That was an amazing show of tolerence and respect. I have a few words for you:
Get a life. Stop bothering people who think your’e completly idiotic.
158 - December 18th, 2007 at 5:49 pm - Stan Says:

@Alex:
Whadda ya mean, “thinking that we are all actually worshiping”? Of course we are, do you want to insult our religious feelings? Personally, I’m currently making preparations for the Holey Night, the glorious day when Jesus Christ (wrongly claimed to be the son of the Christian god; gee, they even named their religion after him!) was born after his mother Mary had had an immaculate conception. Well, almost, that is. Wouldn’t there have been the telltale bolognese stains on her robe. But that’s another story …
159 - December 18th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - Buddha Says:

I, Buddha, support this religion,

Long live his noodly glory.

Also, fortune cookies are lying. You have no future.

That WAS chicken.
160 - December 18th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - A Brit (who went to school) Says:

Terrifying. And you lot have nuclear weapons.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American