YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Yeah, um, I don’t think he gets the joke he’s referring to. Ergo, he resorts to caps lock spam.
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Whoa; I took one look at this and I was like …….. wow. This person has issues that need help pronto. I mean I have no idea why people hate this religion. I mean isn’t religion about bringing people together and having fun……. I may have that mixed up with Christmas …… all well, looks the same to me. None the less, I think that we should tell other our message and have them think it over. If no one converts I shall drop dead. oo’ Maybe, maybe not.
Caps lock key broken?
I love how you just explode with rage and then sign off with a little lower case “-chris”.
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Kinda made me feel sorry for you.
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For a fraction of a second.
Even if they were all gay, there would be nothing wrong with that :]
Swearing will obviously make us understand your *problems* with FSM…
Is that how your god acts? Judging by your post “chris” you’ve help me understand your deity in a wonderful loving way to his creations. Perhaps it is you who needs a life and a new religion oh and a better hobby.
so what just because we beleive in something that is not jesus and that crap were idiots. Besisdes most of us have jobs and lives ,like im a kid and I already have a high paying job.
Why should we change so you may be happy?
Doesn’t the holy Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster say “We shalt not change for thy brothers but let us feast on his holy divine spaghetti dinner.”- Anonomus Pirate 610
Shalt we feast on the divine spaghetti dinner? Or shalt we argue over religions?
Shalt we live in peace, or shalt we live in war?
Ok does this site has a post counter? I mean Why else do this Intolerant Pricks Post all this Hate mail? I can´t figure another reason