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I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!
GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE
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I love how these mails allways end with “fuck you, love …”.
It’s just so hypocrit.
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Ahahah, Christians are so hypocritical. And to think some believe the FSM is an ACTUAL religion. Damn people can be stupid as hell. And to think I used to be a Christian…. Ah life is so much better now.
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Its just as well. if one can’t open ones mind in school, then they might as well not go. Jesus “Christ” isn’t lord or “saviour” of anything. There is no such thing as a “soal” or a soul for that matter. Get right with the man — DARWIN!!!!
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she spelled souls wrong —the 13 year old, zach
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“I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re thinking,”
Hey, cool, me neither.
“but if that CRAP shows up in our school systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL!”
Hey, it’s as legit as your god. But if they won’t go to school, it’s their loss, not yours or mine.
“Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour”
Cool. The FMS is our Lord and Savior.
“and I hope for the sake of your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!”
“soals”? Rofl. Thanks for hoping for us.
“GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE”
FMS BLESS
LOVE PESTO
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Exaclty what is this religion? Something based off a person random imagination? If there was a ‘flying sphagetti monster’ why was spahgetti itself made? The chances of a creator being made of spahgetti and us eating spahgetti are near zero if the FSM did not create spahgetti, Considering this, I am bound to also state that all religions are true, considering all possbile courses of action aree happen all around you for a short peroid of time. Is this actually 2 million strong?
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You spelled “soals” wrong DeeDee, and I hope for the sake of your daughters that you wake up to the real truth… evolution and a universe governed by physics, not some myth or 2000 year old dead guy. Life has no meaning in the spiritual sense, so stop looking and just enjoy it while your alive.
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If this showed up in the public school system and you pulled your daughters out, you would just be creating a couple more uneducated xtians that can’t spell. What a horrible threat… ooohhh nooo nooo we’re sorry, please don’t stop your children from becoming better than you.
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Perhaps this is evolution at its finest (or evolution-like noddly controlled actions). The less the xtian zelots learn, the less power they have. The less power they have, the lower their place in society, they lose their respectability and get less converts to their son-worship (excuse me sOn-worship). We convert more people, and then eveolution (FSM) wins! Yay
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Hey, your kids don’t have to go to school; you closed off your mind years ago, and it’s worked out for you (aside from the poor spelling) hasn’t it?
Lady, keeping crap out of school systems is what the FSM is all about!
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deedee,
there is no such thing as xtian children – there are only children born to (delusional) xtian parents. i feel sorry for you, but you are an adult free to believe in your magic jewish zombie. your children are the real victims of abuse for having false beliefs forced on them that they are not old enough to rationally analyze.
watch your back – our pirates are out to steal your SOAL!!
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“Soals”?
Good grief. Who gave this moron a computer?
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Who?
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Deedee,
I sympathize with your outrage: now you know how we feel when people try to get Christian creationism taught in public schools – and add to that the betrayal involved when the government says they will not allow religion to be taught, then choose to make exceptions for their own personal beliefs.
-Sarah
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“I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL!”
Deedee, I was under the impression that when concerning your religion, profanities, Jesus and God were not supposed to be mentioned in the same paragraph.
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so i spelled it wrong, who gives a poop.
yes, i was being hypocritical, but that was when i was in a very poor state.
and if you’re going to judge me for that, then well, you’ve already done your worst, but…i’m open.
i’m sorry for this uproar.
love DeeDee
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Hi DeeDee,
Sorry to hear you were a bad way, we only have your words to judge when these things are posted.
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to #209
i don’t agree with you, evolution works too the other way: they can’t use anticonceptives, so they have more sons and the number of xtians raise up.
Or maybe: the only purpose for a xtian girl is to have a family (I know that’s only truth for fundamentalists) so they have more sons.
Fundamentalism is correlated to low educational level wich is correlated to high number or sons… it’s sad, i know
P.S.: where it says xtian put any zealot you want
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DeeDee
Here’s the deal. You have your religion, apparently you accept it wholeheartedly. Very nice. Don’t try to force it on anyone else, and please include your kids in that. If, as you say, you are open, then please expose them to as many different religions and philosophies as you can find, and LET THEM DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES. They are individuals with their own minds, their own values, and their own lives. You do not have any right to decide for them that your personal philosophy is the only possible choice. Maybe they’ll sign up with you, and maybe they won’t. Either way, it should be their decision, not yours. The tactic of threatening social and familial ostracization is one of the most odious weapons the xian churches use to entice young people into their web. I saw it used at the funeral of a high school girl last week, and it turned my stomach. To pressure those poor greiving kids with “she would have wanted you all to join up” just a few days after the tragic death of their friend was absolutely evil. One more reason that I disassociate myself from xianity.
RAmen
ET
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We’re not trying to get it in schools, unless they insist on teaching us Creationism. It’s up to you really. And it’s not “soals” it’s souls. Christian mother willing to take her kids out of school. Maybe you should think about getting back in.
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Forgot my siggy.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
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