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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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now THAT is the spirit guys.
so who knows any christmas songs we can misinterpret (read:change to fit our needs),
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yay
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how festive yay
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Awesome
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That is real funny, still laughing.
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hehe.
That is wonderful.
*still chuckling*
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And a merry Chrifsmas to all!
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Wow that’s epic.
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Nice thingy to throw around on blogs and fora!
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Very nice, but it does that FSM into directly into an area in the religion arena that is a little far from the evolution-creationism act. But then again, it’s still the same big tent show.
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Very beautiful — make THAT into an X-mas card and even i might send out cards this year!!!!!!! :)
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@I love eruptions in heaven :Best Christmas song i have heard was sung by my kids when they were little. When singing “Silent Night”, they would sing of the “round young virgins”. Now they are all grown up, and they STILL sing it that way!!!!! Perhaps we should start there and adapt it for FSM use?
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Is there a high-res version of that poster somewhere we can print and put up?
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I want this for my wallpaper! Just like I want the Viva la Pasta for my computer. RAmen to all!
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Superb!!!!
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That’s just awesome. Good job and merry Chrifsmas!
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The Noodles lay on the surface,
Angel hair like a light.
(O weary, weary were the world,
But here is all aright.)
I moved noodles to my plate,
Didn’t have to move far.
(O stern and cunning Funchetti,
But here hearty dishes are.)
Linguinne fits with “white” clam sauces,
not putting tongues on fire.
(O weary, weary is the world,
But hear the world’s desire.)
Taglierini very thin and delicate,
Flat as commonly known,
And all the eaters looked up at Him,
And all noodles looked down
A Chrifsmas Carol Poem by Cap’n Misty, based on a Christmas Carol Poem by G. K. Chesterton
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We’re glad everyone likes it so much! It was created after a Friday happy hour a couple weeks ago. We’re working on a higher-res version, but the original was kind of small so we’ll see what’s possible. If anyone has suggestions, that would be great.
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neat.
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Cool XD
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Great stuff.
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Wow, that’s great!
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Merry Chrifsmas! (or however you spell it)
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That will be my Chrifsmas card.
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Hahahahaahaha aChrifsmas!!! I love it!
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That is AMAZING. Someone hurry up and turn it into a giant poster, ink would cost a load, but it’d be so worth it. Merry Chrifsmas
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@PPam – Where ya been?
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@Momi Pink Shoes – I hate to be moderate…I like to curse and scream and say stupid stuff in real time.
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Since we are being moderated…I have dedicated my time to write erotica to Pluto and, MOST IMPORTANLTY….I will be traveling to England on March 15th 2008 thru March 30th 2008. So, I also have been looking for plane tickets and the required paperwork for my trip…
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Belive me Momi Pink Shoes…It is not easy to be held back…but…life is a bitch and sometime you have to fuck her…even when you don’t like bithches mwahahahahahahahahahahaa
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Thank for noticing my absence…=)
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I will wait a while to see if what I wrote, posted….mhmm
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Surely the artist’s hand was guided by The Noodly Appendage!
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mmm. noodly.
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And a Happy Chanmfsuka and Kwamfsza, too!
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This is a wonderful weapon against media elite’s “The War on Pasta”. Thanks.
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Can we get a high-res version?
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Genius!
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I don’t understand the significance of the f in Chrifsmas…
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How about a LARGE, high-resolution image of this. I need to printout for my cuba.
Thx.
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Arrr! Merry Chrifsmas!
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If anyone could lithograph that as a 1-sheet, I would buy it. Colors are great.
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I always called it Pastamas myself, but Chrifsmas is good too….
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i love it
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Wait! I thought FSM celebrated the “Saucestice”. Not Christmas.
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As everyone knows, tinsel is used to metaphorically spread the wish of noodily goodness. This harkens back to the wise man who brought gifts of fettuccine and marinara with a sprinkle of fresh basil (thus the red, green and white color scheme). May all the season’s seasonings be with you.
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I have always been a fan of the FSM. May the noodly appendage be with you!
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That’s awesome. Where are the pirates?
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Wow this is awesome. I’ve been having to deal with the problem of not celebrating Christmas. Well I say bullshit, I celebrate Chrifsmas!
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Woohoo….makes me feel like singing
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♫Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be noodly
Wll me, thrill , fulfill me
Noodles on the fly
Pasta in the sky♫
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:p)
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RAmen
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matt Dec 11th, 2007 at 8:36 am
“Where are the pirates?”
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At sea inoursuit of procuring a another galleon to accomodate al the new converts ;p
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@ Cap’n Ollie – try typing it chriFSMas!
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Aww! I’m so happy you’re going to England! Have fun!
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Oh my god he is eating him! Why!
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oh i get it, i thought chrif was a type of pasta or something. it all makes sense now. :)
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I saw a pirate parrot this morning…it made me giggle =)
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What happened to Holiday?
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Hey, my comment wasn’t an ad! “Chris” was wondering how to resize the holy picture of his noodliness and I was trying to be helpful by directing him to a FREE site that I use all the time.
Yarrrr,
LMP
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Let us remember …
“He is the Reason for the (Italian) Season(ings)”
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@Momi Pink Shoes – I am happy too!
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OMFSM! That’s hilarious. I’m going to do like the fundies and paint “Put the FSM back in ChriFSMas” on my car window… and maybe on the windows at work, too… spread the good word.
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“He shall lead his flock with his noodly appendage…”
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Ummmm I am using this pic as my facebook profile pic. If I am infringing on any rights can someone e-mail me at betbjork@hotmail.com and let me know.
That is to the creators of the pic.
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OMFSM thats intense :] i love it
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LittleMsPerfect, links have always been a bit of a problem to get through, even before moderation, best thing to do is take the http off, that’s usually the problem.
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Is it possible to get a high-res version of this picture? I’d like to be able to print some posters and Christmas cards for the local FSM rally. :) Gotta spread the good word, RAmen!
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Very great poster :)
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@PacificPam
I take it the fund went well? Good for you and Pluto!
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Maybe with you there, Pluto will be able to steal a pirate ship for us. Just don’t do it drunk, I seem to remember that being a problem with the Cutty Sark job a while ago. Oh, and when I say “it” I mean stealing the ship, not IT. I don’t care if the two of you do that “it” drunk.
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Thanks, storm petrel!
Here’s the site where you can resize pictures for free: http://www.picresize.com
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Points to Chris and J. Matt for making that poster. Tops, fellas. (b’_')b
What I would like to know, though, is why is the word spelled “chrifsmas”?
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Great! Mind if I use it on my holiday cards this year? Not for sale… just to give to a few people that aren’t being represented in the variety of holiday religions.
“…ound, round, Ground! That’s what I’ll call it!”
- The whale
“Oh no, not again.”
- The flower pot
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@ Sloth
Love the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference, but what has it got to do with that?
I’m making postcards, too.
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thank you, this is genious
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OK, so the recent NPR coverage of discrimination against our religion got me thinking: we need a name for our winter holiday. Chrifsmas and Pastamas seem like potential names. Here are a few other candidate names revealed to me by the Noodly One.
1) Ramendan
2) Kwanziti
3) Nöodel
4) Pastover
Perhaps there are others in our community to whom the FSM speaks more clearly.
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This makes me smile!
Brings me comfort!
Makes me whole!
*sigh*
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@Morpheus Deye
I realize this an older deader thread, and maybe you’ve already figured it out, but would it help if it were typed out as such: chriFSMas
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