The Knitting Fiend has released a pattern to create a yarn version of the FSM, Himself. Here’s a link. Thanks to Cliff for the link.
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it’s beutiful! i want one! it really captures HIS NOODLY GOODNESS! (gold)
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That makes me want to take up knitting.
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I’ll have to get the stuff to make one, of course, but I definitely will make one.
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Too bad I don’t knit
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i want one
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Winter comin’ up (except for the Aussies, of course): this thing could go nicely with
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/09/knit-fsm-hat.htm
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Hasn’t there been other knitting work earlier? Quite a cosy bunch (of Wenches, I suppose) we have here!
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I wish I had time to knit. Dammit.
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I can’t knit, but I would pay a ridiculous sum to have one.Every Pastafarian household should have some form of his noodly lord around.
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Found the other knit thing:
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/22/jollyfish-hat.htm
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Someone should really start making these and selling them on e-bay or something for those of us who can’t knit. Do you know how hard it iis to knit with a hook for a hand, consider the target audience.
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who can teach me to knit?
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@Von Haus
“Someone should really start making these and selling them on e-bay or something for those of us who can’t knit. Do you know how hard it iis to knit with a hook for a hand, consider the target audience.”
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Hahahahaha!
How about Bobby adding a ‘featured items of the month’ sale to venganza where FSM stuff is auctioned? If a small part of the proceeds was donated to keep this place going, all would benefit. It might encourage the creation of more FSM items, people could tap into the audience that would be interested in buying it and it might create a small bit of revenue for this site.
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Ok, I’ll leave dreamland now and get back to reality.
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AH!
i may just learn to knit, because i MUST have one :]
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One of these days, I will learn how to knit and start making stuff like this, one of these days…
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@☠DutchPastaGuy☠
I like that idea a lot. Are you listening Bobby? We need a featured FSM product of the month.
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One FSM item I would like to see is an FSM compass. He could keep you from getting lost spiritually AND keep you from getting lost in the woods! Oh, and His noodely appendage could point north!
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If I knew how to knit more than scarves I’d gladly try making one of these.
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The knit FSM would be great with a hook under it! One could hang towels, etc. on it- or just look at it and be reminded of the His Noodliness’s favored people.
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That’s really creative. Points to the person who came up with it.
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Time to remember how to knit!
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