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The printed FSM Holiday cards sold out in 4 days this year (sorry), so I put together this e-Card sender. Just fill out the form to send this e-Card to your friends/family, possible converts – whoever you want.
Thanks to Andrew Shaffer for the amazing artwork.
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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still working out the bugs. let me know if you see something weird
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Why is there an “s” after “Holiday”? The Gospel clearly states that the proper term is “Holiday”. I suppose it might be referring to the multiple holidays (not capitalized) but the card just capitalizes the first letter of every term.
I do like the snowflakes around the FSM. Our own propaganda even proves that the FSM causes cooler weather!
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i saw the FSM is wearing a santa hat. is that weird enough?
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arrrgghhhh happy holidays & ramen
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E-cards!
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FSM looks even more vibrant with all those lights.
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YES! hail the internet-based religion/churchy thing!
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SHouldn;t that read “Happy Pastamas”?
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Best e-card ever!
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thankyou! for this excellent way to spread joy and love this holiday season *sends to boyfriend* he’ll love it :)
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Either the FSM was decorating himself, or he was drunk while putting up lights.
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Love it bobby! Thanks :))
Happy Holidays to you and yours.
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*goes off to rifle email address book*
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@storm petrel – my bet is on the drunk theory.
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Wait a minute- does the FSM endorse christianity in some weird way i haven’t heard about???
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Why does the FSM seem to be favoring one of the December holidays? Shouldn’t the FSM support either all or none of them?
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I think it is missing a menorah / Kinara, Dreidel, maybe drop the meat balls for sawm (at least until after sunset) am I missing some one?
The FSM never looked better though!
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i think he’s supporting HIS OWN HOLIDAY! called HOLIDAY. i just learned that pretty much every ancient religion has had some sort of major holiday at about the same time Christians now celebrate Christmas, way to conform to other religions bobby :). however, I DON’T SEE ONE OF THOSE KWANZA HATS ON THE FSM!
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Still trying to get ahold of those evasive jollyfish/FSM button badges–not to mention the FSM stubby (beer) coolers.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Merchanising Potential
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Hi St John,
There’s some FSM disciples activity you might be interested in. Drop me an email at t.p.c.klaver@qub.ac.uk if you’re interested.
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@everyone talking about FSM supporting Christmas – I’ve come to this conclusion: FSM created “Pastamas” where the gift of pasta-love was passed around. He blessed everyone with good food, good friends and crazy-fun family. Santa got jealous and decided he was going to steal Pastamas from the FSM. He was going to give everyone gifts so they would love him more. Since the FSM knew about what was going to happen, he left cookies and milk in every house for Santa as a gift. They made a pact so they could share – FSM would provide food, good friends and crazy-fun family and Santa would leave the gifts under the tree.
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The tree is a gift of worship for the FSM. The tinsel is the noodles and the baubles are the meatballs. The reason it’s called Christmas is because Santa’s real name is “Chris Cringle”. FSM wanted to be nice and name it after Santa since they are such good friends. =)
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How come my post didn’t show up?
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Nevermind, it showed up ^.^
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@Momi Pink Shoes Dec 6th, 2007 at 6:15 pm: “How come my post didn’t show up?”
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The mysteries of moderated blogging tend to cause such phenomena. Days of delayed debating ahead, I’m afraid. Without said delay this post should turn up right under the quoted post, but now it will end up about one and a half pages further, if it shows up at all… And forget about medals! Well, that’s maybe the prophet’s intention: to get rid of the medals!
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@Momi Pink Shoes–it’s the new moderation thing.
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What ever happened to our own winter holiday? I heard about a Noodletide Feast somewhere at some point in time… Am I crazy?
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The FSM should not be wearing a Santa Claus hat! Keep Pastafarianism pure! A cup of red spaghetti sauce on His head is OK, but NO Santa hat!
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Awesome! Ditch Christmas turkey and step up to some Christmas spaghetti!! Mmmm
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@Mike
“What ever happened to our own winter holiday? I heard about a Noodletide Feast somewhere at some point in time… Am I crazy?”
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Not sure what you are referring to. But there was some holiday plan circulating among a couple of Pastafarians. Drop me an email at t.p.c.klaver@qub.ac.uk for more.
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yay guess what my friends are getting for chrifsmas
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why won’t any of my posts show up??????????????
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