Archive for December, 2007

more cookies

These look pretty good. I’d eat Him.

I don’t know who made these (saw them on BoingBoing), anyone know? You can take a look at the full flickr set.

from a scientist

I support your intent of countering the “intelligent” design “theorists” and their stealth efforts to bring in Creationism into the classroom (and kick out science). However, what’s this business of pirates vs. global surface temperature. Sure, you make a point that there’s a difference between correlation and causation. Perhaps you’re trying to point out that […]

I’m sorry to come off strong

I’m sorry to come off strong and all but as my school we have believers that follow this. I dont mind in what you believe in for all seriousness BUT the pictures, some are a mockery that you are apperntly trying to put on catholics,jews,lutherians,e.t.c. We dont blast on your religion DONT BLAST ON MINE […]

gingerbread

From Jessica:
Here is a picture of an FSM gingerbread cookie that my father made. Happy Holiday!

As an agnostic Buddhist

As an agnostic Buddhist, I have to say there is not one speck of the FSM religious belief system that I find troublesome if it is to be taught in public schools alongside intelligent design. The FSM system of beliefs makes perfect sense to me (I recently realized I have many daily rituals that follow […]

wow you people are crazy

wow you people are crazy i pray to my LORD jesus christ that you people wake up God created man in his own image and im sorry but if you look like noodles with meatballs growin out your BUTT you need to go back to SPACE or get back in the pan where you’ll be […]

Polk County decides not to pursue Intelligent Design

The Tampa Tribune reports the Polk County School Board was caught by surprise by the widespread response to their interest in Intelligent Design. They have decided not to pursue the teaching of Intelligent Design.
I suppose it’s a victory for science, but I was optimistic about Polk County being the first to […]

Holiday festivities

These make me happy. I have lots more - I’ll add them asap.
From Sharon in Milwaukie:
I just wanted to email and share my and my fiance’s Holiday Tree complete with FSM tree topper. Please see the attached pictures. Have a Happy Holiday!
RAmen!

From Amy:
Greetings!
I wanted to send you pictures of the lovely FSM holiday tree my […]

You are an idiot

You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would […]

Pinellas County School Board supports Intelligent Design

A majority of the Pinellas County, Florida, School Board supports the inclusion of Intelligent Design in the science curriculum, reports the St. Petersburg Times.
Four members of the school board, including the chairperson and vice-chairperson, have made statements in support of Intelligent Design.
“The entire theory of evolution is not scientific fact. Intelligent design balances it […]

tired of having your religion bashed

Tired of having your religion bashed because its different? Tired of ignorant people telling you that your wrong? Tired of people telling you that your closed minded? WELL HEY IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM JOIN THEM! Here on this site you’ll find open forums in which you can bash all the other “religions” and […]

Why knock god

Okay, so I know you’re probably not even going to read this, but I had to express myself.
First, a bit of my religious background. I was raised a Baptist, slowly came to realize that I didn’t believe a word the Bible says, and became Wiccan for two years. Then I had a “long dark night […]

xmas discrimination at msu

JT of the Missouri State University Pastafarians has told me about some troubling discrimination.
The MSU campus is displaying a Holiday Tree and Menorah - but requests to put up a FSM Holiday display were denied, then false hurdles put in place, and now it seems that communication is being ignored.
It should be noted […]

are you guys retarded

[i think this is fake.. but who knows]
Are you guys fucken retarded? Fucken trying to fuck every religion up? Why don’t you suck MY noodely appendages you ass wipe! Your dip shit ass site isn’t going to keep me from going to church!
-Sincerely Aaron V.

Polk County, part 2.

It looks like the Polk County School Board has noticed us. Or at least the local newspaper.
The Ledger has published an article about our movement titled “Satirical Monsters More Competition for Darwin”.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has stretched its noodles to Polk County.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, is a satirical […]

you guys are a joke

YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris

what!?!

I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!
GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE

a festive Holiday poster

Submitted by our friends Chris and J. Matt at Stony Brook University. I think it’s brilliant.

FSM knit pattern

The Knitting Fiend has released a pattern to create a yarn version of the FSM, Himself. Here’s a link. Thanks to Cliff for the link.

of course intelligent design should be taught

Of course intelligent design should be taught.
For the simple philosophical premise of it being more than enough, And the fact that having consciousness within creation automatically proves its being designed, since consciousness is the only thing that can comprehend “design” and “not designed” infact, its the only thing that can comprehend at all. So if […]

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