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Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation

Published November 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

A classic I received about two years ago:

Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.

To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.

I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.

Julie
Boise, Idaho



40 Responses to “Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation”

  1. Pluto says:

    Yes but after 3 holes you have to up the number of ladies and that’s an orgy. Plus I imagine the FSM would avoid oral sex through fear of being eaten.
    Like a Praying Mantis!

  2. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    @Pluto, I love eruptions in heaven
    How would that work? The FSM passes through matter without effort, that would include the matter that makes up our bodies I would presume? I always thought we can only be touched by his Noodly appendages in a non-physical sense.

  3. Pluto says:

    Look all I’m say is that if I where the creator of everything I think I’d be entitled to bone whoever I want however I want. I think when your god you can pick whether you material or not.

  4. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    I guess you’re right. Little point in being omnipotent otherwise.

  5. Pluto says:

    Exactly. If I where a god I’d get all my favourite porn stars and any celebs I’d like to fuck together and make 100 copies of myself like Krishna. Now that’s a party!

  6. The Almighty Doer of Stuff says:

    There’s already FSM hentai. Just do a Google image search for it with SafeSearch turned off and it’s right there. There’s a really funny one I’ve seen that’s a spoof of The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.

  7. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    Pluto, care to join the FSM disciples group of Pastafarian regulars? If so send an email to t.p.c.klaver@qub.ac.uk or prussicacid@googlemail.com

  8. PacificPam (IF) says:

    @Pluto, DutchPastaGuy, I love eruptions in heaven – Porn Stars, Hentai, double penetration (ouch!)…What?

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