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Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation

Published November 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

A classic I received about two years ago:

Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.

To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.

I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.

Julie
Boise, Idaho



40 Responses to “Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation”

  1. Pluto says:

    I’m sure some ones doing it as we speak (type). Not that FSM and porn don’t go well together, just think we need something more unique.

  2. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    What a fake! Julie obviously hasn’t read the Gospel (was that out two years ago?), or she would know He doesn’t talk to people. Why the elaborate email, why not just say openly that she wants to shag Bobbys brains out?
    .
    On the other hand receiving an email like that must make you smile :)

  3. Red Dutch Pasta Wench says:

    DPG, or, if she included a nice picture, hurry to make a FSM-costume :)))

  4. Bookem says:

    Hope she checked availability you would not want to get there to find “There’s no room at the Inn!”

  5. Pluto says:

    “if she included a nice picture” – But she might be a muntter for all we know.
    .
    PS does “DPG” stand for Double Penetration Good? Cos that’s one department the FSM has us all beat in! Or perhaps Double Penetration God, as he is surly know throughout the stripper factories of heaven?

  6. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    @Pluto
    It’s the abbreviation of my user name, ☠DutchPastaGuy☠

  7. Pluto says:

    Oh! Sorry. You should tell people it means DP God though, can’t beat that kind of advertising.

  8. I love eruptions in heaven says:

    Double penetration? Our noodly lord can work his way into numbers way higher then 2.

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