A classic I received about two years ago:
Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.
To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.
I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.
Julie
Boise, Idaho
Another case of the orgamic St. Theresa Nun syndrome. Now where can I find a FSM costume before the weekend?
Arrrrrr!
Am, CC, Bobby did say he got that email 2 years ago…
Oh Blisterin’ barnacles! I got meself all workup f’r nuthin’!
Arrrrrrr!
Gold, by the Way! Eh…eh?!
For more about the Camelite Nuns of St Teresa of Avila and her Divine Orgasm check this blog. There’s some crazy folks out there!
CC
Sorry! forgot to include the address.
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http://thewoundedbird.blogspot.com/2007/10/feast-day-of-teresa-of-avila.html
Do you think she might still be waiting?
CC
Is the FSM like an Octopus? You know, where one of the tentacles is a cock. Maybe they all are? But in that case it would be like one of those fucked up anime films, you know the ones. That’s right, the handy loop hole the Jap’s have found for making school girl porn. It’s ok as long as it’s just a cartoon.
Will Hentai get hold of FSM? What a horrifying thought!