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Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation

Published November 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

A classic I received about two years ago:

Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.

To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.

I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.

Julie
Boise, Idaho



40 Responses to “Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation”

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  1. Captain Codpiece says:

    Another case of the orgamic St. Theresa Nun syndrome. Now where can I find a FSM costume before the weekend?
    Arrrrrr!

  2. storm petrel says:

    Am, CC, Bobby did say he got that email 2 years ago…

  3. Captain Codpiece says:

    Oh Blisterin’ barnacles! I got meself all workup f’r nuthin’!
    Arrrrrrr!
    Gold, by the Way! Eh…eh?!

  4. Captain Codpiece says:

    For more about the Camelite Nuns of St Teresa of Avila and her Divine Orgasm check this blog. There’s some crazy folks out there!
    CC

  5. Captain Codpiece says:

    Sorry! forgot to include the address.
    .
    http://thewoundedbird.blogspot.com/2007/10/feast-day-of-teresa-of-avila.html

  6. Captain Codpiece says:

    Do you think she might still be waiting?
    CC

  7. Pluto says:

    Is the FSM like an Octopus? You know, where one of the tentacles is a cock. Maybe they all are? But in that case it would be like one of those fucked up anime films, you know the ones. That’s right, the handy loop hole the Jap’s have found for making school girl porn. It’s ok as long as it’s just a cartoon.

  8. Captain Codpiece says:

    Will Hentai get hold of FSM? What a horrifying thought!

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