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iterpretation of inferred evidence distinctly biased

Published November 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

After going through your website, I find that is is ostensibly possible that the world was put into existence by the grace of his noodly goodness. However, I find that your interpretation of the inferred evidence is distinctly biased. Who is to say that the divine noodly appendage did not belong to a Flying Chow Mein Monster, complete with fish balls, instead of the purported meatballs. Indeed, it seems the church of FSM has a definite racial slant, as you have disregarded the cultures of the east. How is it that the FSM created the entire world, when historical evidence clearly indicates that Chinese noodles preceded spaghetti by at least 700 years, and much of the academic community asserts that Europe derived the idea of pasta from Chinese noodles.

I am not Chinese, but I perturbed that a progressive religionists such as pastafarians can fall victim to such bigotry.
Do you offer any explanation to this misrepresentation of fact?

Deeply concerned but curious,
Anik



49 Responses to “iterpretation of inferred evidence distinctly biased”

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  1. pastaman says:

    Anik: As it is said n the gospel, there’s no possible way to tell what kind of pasta The flying spaghetti monster, therefore we don’t know, and maybe we’re not meant to. So, if it’s ok with you, he COULD be made of Chinese noodles

  2. David says:

    He is beyond and before all forms of pasta. You’re the one who is bigoted, only thinking about how further you can oppress the people of the noodle.

  3. D'Archangel says:

    SILVER!

  4. D'Archangel says:

    Ummm, I mean bronze.
    Anik, I agree with pastaman, FSM could be made of chinese noodles. Nothing says he isn’t. And anyway, how do you know chinese noodles came first? FSM could have changed the evidence with his noodly apendage

  5. Boheme Wench says:

    I didn’t know it actually mattered WHAT type of pasta He was. He is made of noodles. Whether they are Chinese or Italian, or they came from Timbuktu, He is great, He created everything, He is awesome.

  6. St John the Blasphemist says:

    The FSM takes the form of any dish He wishes. At the moment he chooses to take the form of Spaghetti & Meatballs. He may have taken on the form of something else in the past & he may take the form of something else in the future. Who knows? Maybe tomorrow we could end up worshipping the Flying Baked Beans On Toast Monster, if His Noodliness wills it.
    .
    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Fart Jokes

  7. Pasta Dutchie says:

    Guys, guys,
    Let us not quibble about whether he is of noodle or pasta, meatball or bolognese – surely He speaks to us in all lanuages and touches us in all manner of pasta-based ways

    rAmen

  8. Starbuckaneer says:

    Let’s not be another one of those groups that excludes people because of the ethnicity of their deity. The FSM represents all pasta: whole wheat and white; european and asian; fettucine, rigatoni, and macaroni elbows. That’s the great thing about the FSM… now god and jesus… that whole white thing… that’s some kind of controversy!

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