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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
GOLD??
Silver. Ha.
I want a sign like that, here in Canada.
Bronze
Gotta love the Aussies.
That is the best road sign ever.
Where in Australia is what i’m wondering. I really want to see that one! I’m going to have to do that myself.
I wonder why the fsm needs a crossing sign… he can pass through normal matter with ease and has enough noodley appendages to stop anything with ease. Any thoughts?
Surely he would just float over the road?
Australia definately deserves time off from global warming with traffic signs like that.
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And on a reflective note, I think it must be becoming easier for non-believers to come out if signs like that are put up and not immediately destroyed or removed altogether. Good stuff. I look forward to the time when such a sign could be put up in Ireland (or the US bible belt) and be left untouched.
hmmm, nice photoshop. Needs a few more blemishes near the top of the sign.
And it seems people actually pay attention to those signs. To date, the Australian Board of Statistics has absolutely no record of any FSM roadkill.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Number Crunching
Hahahaahahaha…Hey, maybe floating around is tiring (spelling?)…have you ever tried it?
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What medal did I get…
Daaamn! none…well…cheesecake for me!
Nice piece of work mate :)
There is a street sign not to far from here that has a hoola-hooping deer, but I think the FSM crossing is cooler.
Someone photoshop that into the pic with the FSM opening the gate… please?
What comes after bronze?
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I want one! I would put it in front of my house. I wonder if the FSM knew about the sign, would he come to my house to walk across the road? Hmm…
@StJason - A hula hooping deer sign? For real?
wow, just wow
WOW! AWESOME! Power to our noodly beloved!!!! RAMEN!!!!
Yeah, I bet the FSM would just go through all of the cars and/or float above them. If you look carefully however, the sign isn’t warning you that you might break your car because the FSM is crossing, it’s just letting you know that He is. The way I see it is this
Deer crossing: slow down
FSM crossing: do nothing
Lawyer crossing: speed up
Yar!