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It sort of makes sense backwards if you’re keeping up to date with the discussions as they happen, and means you don’t have to scroll down to the bottom each time, just not if you’re trying to read a longer stretch.
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Aha, now I know how to deal with reading a long stretch. Thanks. And thanks more generally for creating this.
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It DOES make sense… I still feel dyslexic….
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….this is really confusing >.>
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@Cottura 5 Minuti – I tried to write backward…but got too confused and mad…
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@Cottura 5 Minuti – I claim a cube then!
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FSM is drunk and playing with us
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Hang on, hasn’t this just changed again?
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FSM is playing! Or…is it…the prophet?
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We are evolving
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Pam – are you suggesting the Prophet “is drunk and playing with us”? Surely not…
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Mind you, I rather like the new set up. It will make it easier to add stuff to the A Joke thread every so often.
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!niaga degnahc tsuj siht kniht I, haeY
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(Yeah, I think this just changed again!)
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We were just going so that the most recent post is up, weren’t we. Now its down again.
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@Jennyanydots – Maybe he is drunk…but I was saying that the FSM is drunk again and is playing with us
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Just think how confused all the people who missed the brief period of backwardsness will be when they read of our confusion.
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I knowwwwww it will be fun to see their faces
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did someone see the your a joke thread?
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?sdrawkck gnitirw tuoba drah s’tahW
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otulp evol ?sdrawkcb yrros
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kckwards?
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Yeah, I know Pam. Who’d have thought we knew 61 pages of bad jokes between us?
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I will ignore you guys from now on…english is not my first language..kind of difficult reading it, somtiemes…now backwards???
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*sittin in a corner..angry*
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I am so happy!
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I summon your attentions to mr. einstein’s mein of hair. Does it appear a bit noodley? As in maybe a certain pasta deity created him in the image of his mighty appendages.
EVIDENCE!!! My beliefs are reinforced to the max!
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How cool does Einstein look in a pirate hat?
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Very.
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Actually, he does look really coo!
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He’d look so much cooler with an eyepatch!
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think so?
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I like his lost eyes..
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I think there should be something in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don’t know what it would be, but I think it’d be good to hear someone say,
“Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect”.
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“This guy is a vivid example of what the reindeer effect can cause, remember, kids..always…always use a condom”
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Something more for science…
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it science?
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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“…That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it science?”
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I think that’s where sheep came from!
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Wait…are sheep supposed to be ridden?…
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Hold on…You are from Yorkshire…I take it back…
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Yes! Nice new format: done with endless scrolling. I suppose it loads quicker too? Let’s see the jokes thread…
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Right, the jokes thread is split into 62 pages now: someday we’ll be able to say: “The terrible Hawaiian joke is on page 13, unless you’re more shocked by the Irish joke on page 31.”
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Maybe Wench Nikkiee could make a “contents” page…. ;)
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Didn’t Einstein openly admit mixing religion and science was the worst mistake he ever made? i don’t think it’s a good thing to associate ourselves with that…. but who care it’s funny
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@JB
Here’s some nice artwork just for you JB
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/all-comments/#comments
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/comment-page-1/#comment-141713
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};))
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PS Will be back for that last post shortly…preoccupied with a few IDiots at the mo (:))
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Bombadil Nov 28th, 2007 at 4:47 am
“Didn’t Einstein openly admit mixing religion and science was the worst mistake he ever made? i don’t think it’s a good thing to associate ourselves with that…. but who care it’s funny”
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Arrr…but our Noodley master does it every time He changes the evidence around to fool the scientists. Besides, it’s even more all the rage now to change your beliefs to fit the science or mis-interpret and distort the science to fit your beliefs….just look at the IDiots and the YECs. We don’t want to be stuck in weird sort of consistency do we? It’s just not the way religion works!
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Oh and excellent job Blue! Love the B&W. Special front row seat for you between one of the stripper factories and a beer volcano. Downloaded (:))
RAmen
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Man, you go home at night and look what happens. I guess it won’t be so bad when I go back home and have to deal with slow-ass dial-up. Love the flyer though. I think Einstein might’ve been a Pastafarian. Not sure about the cross-dressing astronomer though.
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Right wing scar mongering, British news paper The Mail came out with this gem of an article. Say how sad it was that Blair had to hide his religious beliefs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=496394&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=256
If anyone would care to send them comments feel free. Particularly on the fact that Blair’s creation of the “City Academy” my have been based on more than funding.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4915640.stm
The idea that by funding a school you can have your own beliefs, no mater how ridiculous they may be, taught. It has become apparent that a lot of religious groups are getting involved in part funding schools so they can corrupt the young.
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Ooh, let’s fund a school! We can push our flimsy moral standards and Friday holidays on small children!
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Just kidding. Like I have the money to fund a school >.O
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Oh, that reminds me, I have a great joke.
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Jesus ascended into heaven and the first thing he does is look for his father. He runs around every corner yelling “Dad! Where are you?!” He sees no sign of him.
He goes to St. Peter and asks “Where’s my father at?” St. Peter doesn’t know either.
He goes to the archangel Gabriel. “Where’s Dad?” Gabriel does not know.
He goes to St. John the Baptist. “Where’s God?” He doesn’t know either.
As Jesus begins wandering around aimlessly, he sees an old, stooped man with long white hair and a big white beard coming towards him out of the mist.
“Stop! Who are you?” Jesus asks
“Please help me! I am an old man in search of my son!”
Jesus’ heart flutters. Could this be his dad? “Tell me of your son!” Jesus cries out.
“He’s got holes in his hands where he was nailed to a cross!”
Jesus opens his arms and runs towards him.
“Dad!” he cries.
“Pinocchio!” the old man yells.
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hahahaahahaha good one!
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@Pluto – thanks for the link to the article about Tony Blair. I was pleased to see that British society has come far enough that those with deep religious beliefs feel pressured to keep it to themselves. I would love to see some of that rub off on us here in the US, where every politician trumpets that they are more devout than their opponent. Here, we usually must keep our lack of faith a secret. My daughter let it be known at her middle school that she is an atheist, and now the Fundies pick on her. They don’t pick on the Muslims or Hindus, or Sikhs, or all the rest. Just her, for her courage to think for herself and speak up about it. (Sigh.) England still has plenty of nutters, like the one who wrote that article, but it’s nice to see that the overall attitude of a whole country can shift away mandatory public proclamations of faith.
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RAmen
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@Ubi Dubium – what do you tell your daughter about that?
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That worries me!
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What do you tell your kids in this situation?
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…..where the hell everybody went….?
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Well – I tell her not to let other people tell her what to think. And I tell her that it’s best not to start arguments with people like that – it’s pointless. She can’t change their minds, and it’s best not to waste energy trying to. If she finds someone who wants to engage in a reasonable discussion, fine. But at her age, most of the kids are just parroting (nice word, that) what’s been drilled into them by their parents and churches. For her, the best strategy to avoid being teased, and preached at, is to shut up. (Except in her case, if she ever stopped talking, we are convinced that her head would explode. But we don’t expect that we will ever be able to test this hypothesis.) I think college will be a better forum for her efforts to get her classmates to open their minds a little. Until then, unfortunately, silence is her best defense. Sad, really.
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RAmen
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