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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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wao…That must be difficult…kids can be really mean!
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Dear Morons,
You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide. Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”? i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not. you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,
kill yourselves,
Bill S. Preston
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Is the guy at the bottom russian?
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Dear B. Preston,
Will do as reccomended. If you have any other suggestions please feel free to contact us.
Regards,
PacificPam
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Ramshank and Ramen!
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@Bombadil – I thought the same thing but no one has answered so I took it as a yes =)
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@Bill S. Preston
hey ass-hat, way to use a name from a 1980’s stoner movie, how’s Ted doing. and no I won’t kill myself you Douche factory
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Isn’t it great to feel the ‘love’ of Bible believers!
You need the noodly appendage Bill!
RAmen
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Dude, Bill, why are you being so Bogus. That’s hateful man, Rufus wouldn’t like it.
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I like the ass-hat insult
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@DD
Welcome to CoFSM again. Technically, Bill did not profess to being a Bible believer. But yeah, the language sure reminds us of the loving christians. For one classic believer (the all-time record holder on the foul language scale we’ve ever seen on CoFSM) see
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http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
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ps: Alchemist sent you an invite to the disciples.
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
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@PacificPam
thank you! feel free to use it on the pacific coast (i assume you live their from your name) did you like the douche factory insult?
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I hate the bible and i hate Christianity! it’s equally as arrogant as atheism and it’s ridiculous. i’m surprised that anyone was smart enough to get my name is a movie reference, go die you stupid mother fuckers. i hope you all get pancreatic cancer and die! i want to kill you guy’s, and your families so your faulty genes don’t get passed on! if you believe in this you have to be retarded or have downs syndrome or something! you ll need to get the dildos out of your asses and go drop dead. i hate you all.
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I haven’t read that one!
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Ok..now I did
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@everyone – I think Bill S. Preston needs to get laid or…get a new girlfriend.
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Hey Bill…sex makes people happy…go and have a hump after all…it’s the Wednesday, Hump day!
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Hump Day?? never heard that before
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I heard of it today….!
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Momi Pink Shoes was the one who brought it up…I thought she was talking about her sex schedule, but apparently…Wednesday is the hump of the week…so it is Hump Day…=)
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It would be so refreshing to read a really well-written hate mail. One longs for an epistle with *all* the bells and whistles: correct spelling; proper grammar; cogent arguments. An unholy trinity of excoriation, a trifecta of vituperation, a Pindaric ode of reprobation. sadly, dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.
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@pieces o’ nine–”dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.” That should be “hop” not “hope.” The correct spelling just gives the hate-mailers way too much credit.
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☠DutchPastaGuy☠
Nov 29th, 2007 at 2:01 am
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
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Don’t think he’ll ever learn…. Were is he? Love reading his hopeless excuses, his “oh poor me, you are so prejudiced against me”, you are mean and I am not etc. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a proper argument from that guy :))
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@ Bill S. Preston – Thank you! Now for some fun!
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“Dear Morons,”
Thanks that’s sweet of you!
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“You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide.”
If buy faggots you mean a large meat ball in gravy then I’m not that fat! Just a little too much beer.
If you mean homosexuals, then I would refer you to my Pam for her opinion as well as the many married (of course that doesn’t prove anything, Haggard an all) with kids who are not gay. Obviously some of us are and that’s fine. Where you attempting to make a point with your choice of words? Or are you another closet case repressing, and projecting on us?
As for mass suicides… well we prefer to leave that to people of pathetic faith.
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“Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”?”
Actually is “Creationism is bull shit so lets all take the piss”, anyone of intelligence would realise that. The reason our thought processes make no sense is because you are stupid!
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“i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not.”
Well we seem to think it is and we are many and you are one. I think you just don’t get it because… Well once again you stupid. He who laughs last didn’t understand the joke.
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“you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,”
Better than a dead guy on a stick mate!
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“kill yourselves,”
Well unfortunately, being idiots, we don’t know how. Would you kindly demonstrate first?
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“Bill S. Preston”
Ok?
Its not good hate mail, but then we get so little these days. Could attitudes be changing?
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@ Pluto – “dead guy on a stick”? Have you thought about that for the ice cream sellers when you set up FSM World?
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Dear Bill S. Preston,
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I was asked to please give some reccomendations for my beloved Pluto. Here they are: He is not gay.
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Regards,
PacificPam
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On another note. I was thinking about how that would sound: “Sir, sir…can you please give me a chocolate Dead Guy on a Stick” “Sure, kid-om, it’s $3.75″ “Coool”
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“Dear Morons,
You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide. Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”? i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not. you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,
kill yourselves,
Bill S. Preston”
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That’s a rather mean thing to say to someone who isn’t bothering you in the least. I don’t have anything evil to say. I’m sorry you feel that way, Bill S. Preston. If you don’t like what we do, why come here? That’s like a nun going to a whore house to tell all the whores they are sinning. Do they care? Nope. Do we care what you think? Nope.
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@Pluto – No, attitudes aren’t changing. Christians just have dumber things to worry about – like that teacher in Sudan naming the class teddy bear “Mohammad” and going to jail for it…
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@Momi Pink Shoes – One of the kids said he picked that name cos it was his own.
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@Momi Pink Shoes and Pluto–the whole teddy bear crisis just demonstrates what happens when you let religious fundamentalism (*any* religious fundamentalism) run things. I really hope they don’t continue to make a big out of this, when it was a cultural mistake and wasn’t meant to offend anyone.
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I will call my teddy bear FSMy
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☠DutchPastaGuy☠
That link was hilarious!are these people for real?!
Ps. thanks for the invite!(was it sent to my hotmail?)
Pps. I saw the latest from PB and to be honest I am growing very tired of him, *but* will hang about as I hate the thought that he might get away with printing b*llsh#t-just think if an innocent came along and was corrupted!
Incidentally what I love about your recent exchange with PB is that he cannot pull one of his favourite lines eg., “you are speaking about things that are outside your area of expertise”(you know what I am talking about!)-with you…bloody brilliant!
pps. have got a recipe for mead on these threads already-marvellous:-)
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Who???
“just think if an innocent came along and was corrupted!”
There ain’t no victums, only volunteers!!!
or was that rectums???
rectum… damned near kiltum!!!
back to the still repair
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@Momi
Hee, that’s so stupid it makes me wanna scream. I’m going to buy a teddy bear and call in Jehova Mohammed McBrahmin the third.
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Hahahahahahaha…Don’t forget the Ala!
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@Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2007 at 4:54 am: “@JB Here’s some nice artwork just for you JB
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/all-comments/#comments
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/comment-page-1/#comment-141713
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};))”
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Aaah, our Aussie Wench, subtle as we know her…
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You know the dead chocolate guy on a stick sounds like a good product. I think the vatican could sell those during lent and especially on Good Friday and make a killing.
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New Dead Guy on a Stick! The snack all Christians should eat (if they want to get into heaven and not boil of eternity in a pool of faeces in hell!) An overly sweet chocolate teat with a hypocritical, hard to swallow centre! So get yours today!
And remember: If you don’t love Dead Guy on a Stick, then you hate Jesus!
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How’s that for my add logo?
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Opps theat should be “chocalate treat” the chocolate teat is something else I’m working on
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@Pluto–I would buy a “Dead Guy on a Stick” with that ad! Perhaps you could sell them in bulk.
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Dead guy on a stick, get your dead guy on a stick. Yes sir, would you like a flake in that?
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Get new Dead Guy on a Stick with stigmata source!
And why not try a Baptist-burger? Hate grilled for that buller flavour!
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Hey kids! Tiered of the same old scientifically proven food? Why not try new bible bites? The only snack that contradicts itself! One bite and you’ll be so confused you won’t no whether to protest for pro-life or blow up an abortion clinic!
We don’t know who made them, but were sure they are good. And you best not question them ether, that’s the fires of hell lapping at your soul!
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@Ayumi-Chan – I will have a teddy bear named hitler; another will be named Mousillini. They will be the best of friends – but then I will have another named Carl Marx and he’ll come and fuck em both up =)
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einstein was a pirate????
o rly???
ok i can believe that – fine
the thing that bothers me is that you have not given him a large enough moustache and there is not even a sing of a beard or an eye patch
YOU MUST POST A TRUE IMAGE OF EINSTIEN IN HIS ALMIGHTY GLORY!!!!!!
OH NOEZZZZZ!!!! I HAVE LOST MAH CHEEZEBURGRZZZZ
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