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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
wao…That must be difficult…kids can be really mean!
Dear Morons,
You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide. Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”? i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not. you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,
kill yourselves,
Bill S. Preston
Is the guy at the bottom russian?
Dear B. Preston,
Will do as reccomended. If you have any other suggestions please feel free to contact us.
Regards,
PacificPam
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Ramshank and Ramen!
@Bombadil - I thought the same thing but no one has answered so I took it as a yes =)
@Bill S. Preston
hey ass-hat, way to use a name from a 1980’s stoner movie, how’s Ted doing. and no I won’t kill myself you Douche factory
Isn’t it great to feel the ‘love’ of Bible believers!
You need the noodly appendage Bill!
RAmen
Dude, Bill, why are you being so Bogus. That’s hateful man, Rufus wouldn’t like it.
I like the ass-hat insult
@DD
Welcome to CoFSM again. Technically, Bill did not profess to being a Bible believer. But yeah, the language sure reminds us of the loving christians. For one classic believer (the all-time record holder on the foul language scale we’ve ever seen on CoFSM) see
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http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
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ps: Alchemist sent you an invite to the disciples.
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
@PacificPam
thank you! feel free to use it on the pacific coast (i assume you live their from your name) did you like the douche factory insult?
I hate the bible and i hate Christianity! it’s equally as arrogant as atheism and it’s ridiculous. i’m surprised that anyone was smart enough to get my name is a movie reference, go die you stupid mother fuckers. i hope you all get pancreatic cancer and die! i want to kill you guy’s, and your families so your faulty genes don’t get passed on! if you believe in this you have to be retarded or have downs syndrome or something! you ll need to get the dildos out of your asses and go drop dead. i hate you all.
I haven’t read that one!
Ok..now I did
@everyone - I think Bill S. Preston needs to get laid or…get a new girlfriend.
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Hey Bill…sex makes people happy…go and have a hump after all…it’s the Wednesday, Hump day!
Hump Day?? never heard that before
I heard of it today….!
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Momi Pink Shoes was the one who brought it up…I thought she was talking about her sex schedule, but apparently…Wednesday is the hump of the week…so it is Hump Day…=)
It would be so refreshing to read a really well-written hate mail. One longs for an epistle with *all* the bells and whistles: correct spelling; proper grammar; cogent arguments. An unholy trinity of excoriation, a trifecta of vituperation, a Pindaric ode of reprobation. sadly, dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.
@pieces o’ nine–”dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.” That should be “hop” not “hope.” The correct spelling just gives the hate-mailers way too much credit.
☠DutchPastaGuy☠
Nov 29th, 2007 at 2:01 am
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
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Don’t think he’ll ever learn…. Were is he? Love reading his hopeless excuses, his “oh poor me, you are so prejudiced against me”, you are mean and I am not etc. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a proper argument from that guy :))