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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Cottura 5 Minuti - Einstein
@Momi Pink Shoes - I’m glad I helped clearing your doubts.
@Momi Pink Shoes - you can also take a look at other threads, like the call myself a taoist -thread for other ways of claiming some glory for being the certain number poster. I proposed a system to claim glory in the form of the element that corresponds to the number of your post, PacificPam proposed pasta dishes I think. In the your a joke -thread we had to invent some glory for posters 100, 200, 500, 1000, etc. I think someone climed brimstone for one of them.
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And finally to add to the list by Bookem:
4th gets tin
5th gets toothpaste (I think)
After and before that just claim whatever you want… but make it entertaining ;)
@Cottura 5 Minuti
Her name is Einstein! She is my big black pussy.
@Pluto - I have seen her!
69th post should get KY!
@PacificPam - thanks for the name. I wonder if the cat is theoretically brillint but somewhat abscent-minded.
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I think that for that you are going to have to ask Pluto
I know she likes grooming his hair…
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I’ll go for absent-minded. She loves to bring me dead things. She went out for hours last night and came back with a fucking rat! Big fucker too. There is waste ground behind our garden where she hunts.
She does good hair.
Just a thought, but if we’ve got the standard first few, then start on the Periodic Table, does this mean 2 people can get gold?
Everything is subjective!
@Jennyanydots - yes, that would seem to be an anomaly in the mixed olympic-periodic table -system. I have no objection to it though, I’m fine with 2 people getting gold and silver. Bronze is an alloy, so it will take a very long thread for someone to get that with the mixed system. It is also noteworthy, that the mixed system results in no one winning hydrogen, helium or lithium and if we continue up to tin and toothpaste we are also left without beryllium and boron.
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Not a flawless system by any means.
@Pluto (Not sorry at all!)
I like it when a cat brings you the catch to marvel. Not because I like to see the catch, but because it makes me feel like the cat wants me to be proud of its achievements.
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My mom has a weiner dog…It has raindeer horns…like adam’s!
Pluto, Cottura … cats are weird that way. i love it when they bring things back that are as big or bigger than they are. like a peahen (female peacock, dur). I don’t even know where it got a peahen.
I have to get used to the new format!
whoa…. this is confusing…