Thanks to Blue for sending me this propaganda flyer:
“Science and FSM: Partners in Knowledge and Truth.”
8.5 x 11 JPG | 8.5 x 11 PDF
The Flyers section is growing nicely. The Church is always open to contributions. Thank you.
Thanks to Blue for sending me this propaganda flyer:
“Science and FSM: Partners in Knowledge and Truth.”
8.5 x 11 JPG | 8.5 x 11 PDF
The Flyers section is growing nicely. The Church is always open to contributions. Thank you.
Gooold!
Now, what is this article about….lets read…
I’t not even an article hahahahahahahahaha…nice flyers though.
Gold!
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My first ever!
Oh crap - left the browser tab open for a while again. Congrats on the gold PacificPam, I take silver then.
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And a vary nice flyer. Is the chap in the lower picture a chinese astronomer or what does he look like to you?
He looks russian to me!
5 posts already up but do I get Bronze?
I think it is because of the hat…and the robe…
You do Bookem
Tin
The guy is wearing a dress and standing very camply, so i think either a cross dresser or a woman with a facial hair problem.
@Pluto - Good job baby…we can become rich with that…
Ah! The man I named my cat after. Nice hat too.
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PS Pam is that your first gold? Well done!
@Pluto - IT FUCKING IS!
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Now I feel like a real pirate…I am collecting the golds and the munnies…I will go and pirate some Tv…wait…I’m already doing that…ha!
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I have to get a vessel…a nice vessel to corss the vast ocean and sail to my Englishman arms…
I finished…go and read
I have a stupid question.
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What is the medal thing about?
I don’t know Momi Pink Shoes…I think is about how fast you are to see a post…or how little you have to do at work that you see post when it just posted…
“What is the medal thing about?”
First person to post gets Gold
Second gets Silver
Third gets Bronze
Simple really!
@Pluto - What is the name of your cat? Albert? Nikolaus? Galileo? Zhang? (after the chinese astronomer Zhang Heng)
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A very brief study revelaed that after the introduction of the telescope to China, there are very few famous chinese astronomers. The fellow looks nothing like Galilei or Kopernikus though. It could be a lesser known chinese astronomer or Galilei on his way to a masquerade maybe…
@PPam and Bookem - Ahh, ok. Sweet! Now I know what the hell is going on!
@Cottura 5 Minuti - Einstein
@Momi Pink Shoes - I’m glad I helped clearing your doubts.
@Momi Pink Shoes - you can also take a look at other threads, like the call myself a taoist -thread for other ways of claiming some glory for being the certain number poster. I proposed a system to claim glory in the form of the element that corresponds to the number of your post, PacificPam proposed pasta dishes I think. In the your a joke -thread we had to invent some glory for posters 100, 200, 500, 1000, etc. I think someone climed brimstone for one of them.
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And finally to add to the list by Bookem:
4th gets tin
5th gets toothpaste (I think)
After and before that just claim whatever you want… but make it entertaining ;)
@Cottura 5 Minuti
Her name is Einstein! She is my big black pussy.
@Pluto - I have seen her!
69th post should get KY!
@PacificPam - thanks for the name. I wonder if the cat is theoretically brillint but somewhat abscent-minded.
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I think that for that you are going to have to ask Pluto
I know she likes grooming his hair…
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I’ll go for absent-minded. She loves to bring me dead things. She went out for hours last night and came back with a fucking rat! Big fucker too. There is waste ground behind our garden where she hunts.
She does good hair.
Just a thought, but if we’ve got the standard first few, then start on the Periodic Table, does this mean 2 people can get gold?
Everything is subjective!
@Jennyanydots - yes, that would seem to be an anomaly in the mixed olympic-periodic table -system. I have no objection to it though, I’m fine with 2 people getting gold and silver. Bronze is an alloy, so it will take a very long thread for someone to get that with the mixed system. It is also noteworthy, that the mixed system results in no one winning hydrogen, helium or lithium and if we continue up to tin and toothpaste we are also left without beryllium and boron.
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Not a flawless system by any means.
@Pluto (Not sorry at all!)
I like it when a cat brings you the catch to marvel. Not because I like to see the catch, but because it makes me feel like the cat wants me to be proud of its achievements.
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My mom has a weiner dog…It has raindeer horns…like adam’s!
Pluto, Cottura … cats are weird that way. i love it when they bring things back that are as big or bigger than they are. like a peahen (female peacock, dur). I don’t even know where it got a peahen.
I have to get used to the new format!
whoa…. this is confusing…
I feel dyslexic.
Why do you feel Dylexic?
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I feel confused.
I could have sworn I hit the submit button. It disappeared.
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confusing confusing confusing confusing!
Was actually asking what had just happened. The reverse order’s confusing, but it’ll help make the longer threads easier to load and read.
The world around us is changing rapidly…
@ Pam -Everything is backwards!
But to read from up to down! It’s like startíng to write from left to right! I mean, read for instance the name stodynaynneJ or maPcificaP! Just insane, imagine how long it will take to adjust to this…
Can you imagine how difficult the rules of grammar will be if we write from left to right, since they are almost insurmountable the other way around?
Ok..I’m already used…phew!
It sort of makes sense backwards if you’re keeping up to date with the discussions as they happen, and means you don’t have to scroll down to the bottom each time, just not if you’re trying to read a longer stretch.
Aha, now I know how to deal with reading a long stretch. Thanks. And thanks more generally for creating this.
It DOES make sense… I still feel dyslexic….
….this is really confusing >.>
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I tried to write backward…but got too confused and mad…
@Cottura 5 Minuti - I claim a cube then!
FSM is drunk and playing with us
Hang on, hasn’t this just changed again?
FSM is playing! Or…is it…the prophet?
We are evolving
Pam - are you suggesting the Prophet “is drunk and playing with us”? Surely not…
Mind you, I rather like the new set up. It will make it easier to add stuff to the A Joke thread every so often.
!niaga degnahc tsuj siht kniht I, haeY
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(Yeah, I think this just changed again!)
We were just going so that the most recent post is up, weren’t we. Now its down again.
@Jennyanydots - Maybe he is drunk…but I was saying that the FSM is drunk again and is playing with us
Just think how confused all the people who missed the brief period of backwardsness will be when they read of our confusion.
I knowwwwww it will be fun to see their faces
did someone see the your a joke thread?
?sdrawkck gnitirw tuoba drah s’tahW
otulp evol ?sdrawkcb yrros
kckwards?
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Yeah, I know Pam. Who’d have thought we knew 61 pages of bad jokes between us?
I will ignore you guys from now on…english is not my first language..kind of difficult reading it, somtiemes…now backwards???
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*sittin in a corner..angry*
I am so happy!
I summon your attentions to mr. einstein’s mein of hair. Does it appear a bit noodley? As in maybe a certain pasta deity created him in the image of his mighty appendages.
EVIDENCE!!! My beliefs are reinforced to the max!
How cool does Einstein look in a pirate hat?
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Very.
Actually, he does look really coo!
He’d look so much cooler with an eyepatch!
think so?
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I like his lost eyes..
I think there should be something in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don’t know what it would be, but I think it’d be good to hear someone say,
“Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect”.
“This guy is a vivid example of what the reindeer effect can cause, remember, kids..always…always use a condom”
Something more for science…
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it science?
hahahahahahahahahaha
“…That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him.
How about it science?”
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I think that’s where sheep came from!
Wait…are sheep supposed to be ridden?…
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Hold on…You are from Yorkshire…I take it back…
Yes! Nice new format: done with endless scrolling. I suppose it loads quicker too? Let’s see the jokes thread…
Right, the jokes thread is split into 62 pages now: someday we’ll be able to say: “The terrible Hawaiian joke is on page 13, unless you’re more shocked by the Irish joke on page 31.”
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Maybe Wench Nikkiee could make a “contents” page…. ;)
Didn’t Einstein openly admit mixing religion and science was the worst mistake he ever made? i don’t think it’s a good thing to associate ourselves with that…. but who care it’s funny
@JB
Here’s some nice artwork just for you JB
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/all-comments/#comments
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/comment-page-1/#comment-141713
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PS Will be back for that last post shortly…preoccupied with a few IDiots at the mo (:))
Bombadil Nov 28th, 2007 at 4:47 am
“Didn’t Einstein openly admit mixing religion and science was the worst mistake he ever made? i don’t think it’s a good thing to associate ourselves with that…. but who care it’s funny”
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Arrr…but our Noodley master does it every time He changes the evidence around to fool the scientists. Besides, it’s even more all the rage now to change your beliefs to fit the science or mis-interpret and distort the science to fit your beliefs….just look at the IDiots and the YECs. We don’t want to be stuck in weird sort of consistency do we? It’s just not the way religion works!
Oh and excellent job Blue! Love the B&W. Special front row seat for you between one of the stripper factories and a beer volcano. Downloaded (:))
RAmen
Man, you go home at night and look what happens. I guess it won’t be so bad when I go back home and have to deal with slow-ass dial-up. Love the flyer though. I think Einstein might’ve been a Pastafarian. Not sure about the cross-dressing astronomer though.
Right wing scar mongering, British news paper The Mail came out with this gem of an article. Say how sad it was that Blair had to hide his religious beliefs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=496394&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=256
If anyone would care to send them comments feel free. Particularly on the fact that Blair’s creation of the “City Academy” my have been based on more than funding.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4915640.stm
The idea that by funding a school you can have your own beliefs, no mater how ridiculous they may be, taught. It has become apparent that a lot of religious groups are getting involved in part funding schools so they can corrupt the young.
Ooh, let’s fund a school! We can push our flimsy moral standards and Friday holidays on small children!
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Just kidding. Like I have the money to fund a school >.O
Oh, that reminds me, I have a great joke.
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Jesus ascended into heaven and the first thing he does is look for his father. He runs around every corner yelling “Dad! Where are you?!” He sees no sign of him.
He goes to St. Peter and asks “Where’s my father at?” St. Peter doesn’t know either.
He goes to the archangel Gabriel. “Where’s Dad?” Gabriel does not know.
He goes to St. John the Baptist. “Where’s God?” He doesn’t know either.
As Jesus begins wandering around aimlessly, he sees an old, stooped man with long white hair and a big white beard coming towards him out of the mist.
“Stop! Who are you?” Jesus asks
“Please help me! I am an old man in search of my son!”
Jesus’ heart flutters. Could this be his dad? “Tell me of your son!” Jesus cries out.
“He’s got holes in his hands where he was nailed to a cross!”
Jesus opens his arms and runs towards him.
“Dad!” he cries.
“Pinocchio!” the old man yells.
hahahaahahaha good one!
@Pluto - thanks for the link to the article about Tony Blair. I was pleased to see that British society has come far enough that those with deep religious beliefs feel pressured to keep it to themselves. I would love to see some of that rub off on us here in the US, where every politician trumpets that they are more devout than their opponent. Here, we usually must keep our lack of faith a secret. My daughter let it be known at her middle school that she is an atheist, and now the Fundies pick on her. They don’t pick on the Muslims or Hindus, or Sikhs, or all the rest. Just her, for her courage to think for herself and speak up about it. (Sigh.) England still has plenty of nutters, like the one who wrote that article, but it’s nice to see that the overall attitude of a whole country can shift away mandatory public proclamations of faith.
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RAmen
@Ubi Dubium - what do you tell your daughter about that?
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That worries me!
What do you tell your kids in this situation?
…..where the hell everybody went….?
Well - I tell her not to let other people tell her what to think. And I tell her that it’s best not to start arguments with people like that - it’s pointless. She can’t change their minds, and it’s best not to waste energy trying to. If she finds someone who wants to engage in a reasonable discussion, fine. But at her age, most of the kids are just parroting (nice word, that) what’s been drilled into them by their parents and churches. For her, the best strategy to avoid being teased, and preached at, is to shut up. (Except in her case, if she ever stopped talking, we are convinced that her head would explode. But we don’t expect that we will ever be able to test this hypothesis.) I think college will be a better forum for her efforts to get her classmates to open their minds a little. Until then, unfortunately, silence is her best defense. Sad, really.
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RAmen
wao…That must be difficult…kids can be really mean!
Dear Morons,
You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide. Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”? i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not. you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,
kill yourselves,
Bill S. Preston
Is the guy at the bottom russian?
Dear B. Preston,
Will do as reccomended. If you have any other suggestions please feel free to contact us.
Regards,
PacificPam
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Ramshank and Ramen!
@Bombadil - I thought the same thing but no one has answered so I took it as a yes =)
@Bill S. Preston
hey ass-hat, way to use a name from a 1980’s stoner movie, how’s Ted doing. and no I won’t kill myself you Douche factory
Isn’t it great to feel the ‘love’ of Bible believers!
You need the noodly appendage Bill!
RAmen
Dude, Bill, why are you being so Bogus. That’s hateful man, Rufus wouldn’t like it.
I like the ass-hat insult
@DD
Welcome to CoFSM again. Technically, Bill did not profess to being a Bible believer. But yeah, the language sure reminds us of the loving christians. For one classic believer (the all-time record holder on the foul language scale we’ve ever seen on CoFSM) see
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http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
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ps: Alchemist sent you an invite to the disciples.
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
@PacificPam
thank you! feel free to use it on the pacific coast (i assume you live their from your name) did you like the douche factory insult?
I hate the bible and i hate Christianity! it’s equally as arrogant as atheism and it’s ridiculous. i’m surprised that anyone was smart enough to get my name is a movie reference, go die you stupid mother fuckers. i hope you all get pancreatic cancer and die! i want to kill you guy’s, and your families so your faulty genes don’t get passed on! if you believe in this you have to be retarded or have downs syndrome or something! you ll need to get the dildos out of your asses and go drop dead. i hate you all.
I haven’t read that one!
Ok..now I did
@everyone - I think Bill S. Preston needs to get laid or…get a new girlfriend.
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Hey Bill…sex makes people happy…go and have a hump after all…it’s the Wednesday, Hump day!
Hump Day?? never heard that before
I heard of it today….!
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Momi Pink Shoes was the one who brought it up…I thought she was talking about her sex schedule, but apparently…Wednesday is the hump of the week…so it is Hump Day…=)
It would be so refreshing to read a really well-written hate mail. One longs for an epistle with *all* the bells and whistles: correct spelling; proper grammar; cogent arguments. An unholy trinity of excoriation, a trifecta of vituperation, a Pindaric ode of reprobation. sadly, dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.
@pieces o’ nine–”dis S 2much 2 evr hope 4.” That should be “hop” not “hope.” The correct spelling just gives the hate-mailers way too much credit.
☠DutchPastaGuy☠
Nov 29th, 2007 at 2:01 am
pps: peabrain is back on the BBC blog. Hopeless as ever.
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Don’t think he’ll ever learn…. Were is he? Love reading his hopeless excuses, his “oh poor me, you are so prejudiced against me”, you are mean and I am not etc. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a proper argument from that guy :))
@ Bill S. Preston – Thank you! Now for some fun!
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“Dear Morons,”
Thanks that’s sweet of you!
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“You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide.”
If buy faggots you mean a large meat ball in gravy then I’m not that fat! Just a little too much beer.
If you mean homosexuals, then I would refer you to my Pam for her opinion as well as the many married (of course that doesn’t prove anything, Haggard an all) with kids who are not gay. Obviously some of us are and that’s fine. Where you attempting to make a point with your choice of words? Or are you another closet case repressing, and projecting on us?
As for mass suicides… well we prefer to leave that to people of pathetic faith.
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“Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”?”
Actually is “Creationism is bull shit so lets all take the piss”, anyone of intelligence would realise that. The reason our thought processes make no sense is because you are stupid!
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“i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not.”
Well we seem to think it is and we are many and you are one. I think you just don’t get it because… Well once again you stupid. He who laughs last didn’t understand the joke.
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“you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,”
Better than a dead guy on a stick mate!
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“kill yourselves,”
Well unfortunately, being idiots, we don’t know how. Would you kindly demonstrate first?
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“Bill S. Preston”
Ok?
Its not good hate mail, but then we get so little these days. Could attitudes be changing?
@ Pluto - “dead guy on a stick”? Have you thought about that for the ice cream sellers when you set up FSM World?
hahahahahahahahaha
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Dear Bill S. Preston,
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I was asked to please give some reccomendations for my beloved Pluto. Here they are: He is not gay.
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Regards,
PacificPam
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On another note. I was thinking about how that would sound: “Sir, sir…can you please give me a chocolate Dead Guy on a Stick” “Sure, kid-om, it’s $3.75″ “Coool”
“Dear Morons,
You are all a bunch of fagots and should commit mass suicide. Your thought process makes no sense. “Creationism is wrong, so we’re gonna spout this nonsense.”? i get what your doing is supposed to be funny but it’s not. you’re all idiots for worshiping a mother fucking flying balls of noodles,
kill yourselves,
Bill S. Preston”
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That’s a rather mean thing to say to someone who isn’t bothering you in the least. I don’t have anything evil to say. I’m sorry you feel that way, Bill S. Preston. If you don’t like what we do, why come here? That’s like a nun going to a whore house to tell all the whores they are sinning. Do they care? Nope. Do we care what you think? Nope.
@Pluto - No, attitudes aren’t changing. Christians just have dumber things to worry about - like that teacher in Sudan naming the class teddy bear “Mohammad” and going to jail for it…
@Momi Pink Shoes - One of the kids said he picked that name cos it was his own.
@Momi Pink Shoes and Pluto–the whole teddy bear crisis just demonstrates what happens when you let religious fundamentalism (*any* religious fundamentalism) run things. I really hope they don’t continue to make a big out of this, when it was a cultural mistake and wasn’t meant to offend anyone.
I will call my teddy bear FSMy
☠DutchPastaGuy☠
That link was hilarious!are these people for real?!
Ps. thanks for the invite!(was it sent to my hotmail?)
Pps. I saw the latest from PB and to be honest I am growing very tired of him, *but* will hang about as I hate the thought that he might get away with printing b*llsh#t-just think if an innocent came along and was corrupted!
Incidentally what I love about your recent exchange with PB is that he cannot pull one of his favourite lines eg., “you are speaking about things that are outside your area of expertise”(you know what I am talking about!)-with you…bloody brilliant!
pps. have got a recipe for mead on these threads already-marvellous:-)
Who???
“just think if an innocent came along and was corrupted!”
There ain’t no victums, only volunteers!!!
or was that rectums???
rectum… damned near kiltum!!!
back to the still repair
@Momi
Hee, that’s so stupid it makes me wanna scream. I’m going to buy a teddy bear and call in Jehova Mohammed McBrahmin the third.
Hahahahahahaha…Don’t forget the Ala!
@Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2007 at 4:54 am: “@JB Here’s some nice artwork just for you JB
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/all-comments/#comments
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/20/hi.htm/comment-page-1/#comment-141713
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Aaah, our Aussie Wench, subtle as we know her…
You know the dead chocolate guy on a stick sounds like a good product. I think the vatican could sell those during lent and especially on Good Friday and make a killing.
New Dead Guy on a Stick! The snack all Christians should eat (if they want to get into heaven and not boil of eternity in a pool of faeces in hell!) An overly sweet chocolate teat with a hypocritical, hard to swallow centre! So get yours today!
And remember: If you don’t love Dead Guy on a Stick, then you hate Jesus!
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How’s that for my add logo?
Opps theat should be “chocalate treat” the chocolate teat is something else I’m working on
@Pluto–I would buy a “Dead Guy on a Stick” with that ad! Perhaps you could sell them in bulk.
Dead guy on a stick, get your dead guy on a stick. Yes sir, would you like a flake in that?
Get new Dead Guy on a Stick with stigmata source!
And why not try a Baptist-burger? Hate grilled for that buller flavour!
Hey kids! Tiered of the same old scientifically proven food? Why not try new bible bites? The only snack that contradicts itself! One bite and you’ll be so confused you won’t no whether to protest for pro-life or blow up an abortion clinic!
We don’t know who made them, but were sure they are good. And you best not question them ether, that’s the fires of hell lapping at your soul!
@Ayumi-Chan - I will have a teddy bear named hitler; another will be named Mousillini. They will be the best of friends - but then I will have another named Carl Marx and he’ll come and fu